[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[fellahimedia]

I think since rules dont matter anymore that they should bring back cabo verde into the finals like when x factor used to bring back eliminated contestants

[curseworm]

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

[curseworm]

[libertineangel]

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

[thememedaddy]

[charl0ttan]

15..... what an age to hear a song

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadgf]

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

[invizigothx]

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

[cosmonautroger]

The Smiths, The Queen Is Dead, 1986

[iapislazuli]

I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

[junglejim4322]

If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

love at first sight

[albertnatural]

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

[watermelonlicker]