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cari fletcher. @unfvckyou

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unfollow pls

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who is up for some f/f drama? hit ya girl up. 

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i finished the entirety of “dead to me” on netflix in one day and now i’m back to not knowing what to watch so if anybody has any suggestions i’ll gladly take them.

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if you had told me a year ago i’d be touring with lany i would have laughed in your face and gone home to cry into a gallon of ice cream wishing it could be true. for the past couple weeks i’ve been living out that dream and i stg if anybody pinches me to wake me up i’m gonna kick some serious ass. 

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one time paul mccartney told me to “be great” and i panicked and said “you too.” if that’s not an accurate representation of my life idk what is.

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ladies who can relate -- you ever just see a picture of a girl and thank god for being anything but a 0 on the kinsey scale? i’m like a strong 5.

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@superclose listen, be nice or i’m going to use my set before yours to tell embarrassing stories about you on tour every night. don’t think i won’t.

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suddenly i’m not a lany fan no more

[enigmaticpink]

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i’m gonna work on my plot page but if anybody is up for brainstorming without any of that please like this and i’ll hit you up. i’d love to get some stuff solidified for my bae since i have hella muse for her.

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Nobody know what the fuck I be doin 🙂

[papigetbusy-deactivated20200328]

I don’t even be knowing what the fuck I be doing

[disneyadaptations]

Characters in The Lion King (2019) 

[1617]

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@b00tyguard if you ever find out the answer to that question PLEASE let me know, it’d be doing me a real solid!

[mandronia]

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hey i’m cari and i feel like this picture was the most accurate representation of who i am as a person. i like to sing about unfucking people and i’m probably the biggest lany fan you’ll ever meet. while i’m not very good at introductory posts like these i do like to think i’m a pretty decent conversationalist so let me prove that to you by messaging me @ unfvckyou i can promise you may or may not regret it.

[bemylova]

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me