I have the shiniest meat bicycle.

I'm Rhys! This is my Borderlands sideblog, because my true love of this game doesn't really fit in with my main blog. But yeah, should be fun!

[holojackgirl]

hey if yall are missing me on this blog you should follow me on twitter @rhysymmetra!! i'm pretty much inactive on tumblr now but you'll find quality borderlands shitpost content on twitter so hmu!!

[holojackgirl]

i’m watching bryan dechart’s tftbl stream and god i am the most kin with erinchu popping up in the notifications every now and then and finally saying this when AI jack first appears

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hey lads i MET TROY BAKER i was a flustered mess but i managed to blurt out "you're the best!" and he was like "no, YOU'RE the best!"

[holojackgirl]

YOURE RHYS? IM RHYS TOO HNNNG

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GOD HALF THE FANDOM ARE PEOPLE CALLED RHYS IM 

[holojackgirl]

been eyeing these up for a while and i’m so happy to finally be able to buy them, they’re so cute!! bless you @lutnik

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also have yall heard about david cage’s racist new game? wild so many people wanna stan Rhys But With No Personality

[holojackgirl]

hey guys!! sorry i haven’t been active here lately, i just haven’t been active on tumblr at all tbh. but! i’m pretty damn active on twitter if you wanna follow me there @ rhysymmetra !

[spacemanrhys]

some people take borderlands seriously

my friends and i, however..

(from this video)

[holojackgirl]

by the way (i don’t think i ever put it on this blog) BUT!!! my friends and I have a Borderlands playthrough out!! It’s at like 51 episodes right now dfgfdfg but here’s a link to the playlist!

[holojackgirl]

i finished my playthrough of the pre sequel with a friend where they were aurelia and i was timothy and i love them so much???? i love the bougie lesbian and her weird son. we also played claptastic voyage and the glitch weapons are SO COOL and honestly i never thought i’d feel empathy for claptrap bUT NOW

[holojackgirl]

ive been in a real handsome jack appreciation mood lately so i’ve been compulsively watching everything and anything dameon clarke has ever been in

so far i’ve watched that one supernatural episode and am currently watching how to be a serial killer

[holojackgirl]

who wants to hear my timothy lawrence theory

ok so the jack double you kill in bl2 can’t be timtams, because when you take the pocket watch off his body he turns into a hyperion engineer. however, on the same map, if you listen to a certain audio recording jack talks about something called “the pleasure palace” where for a price you can spend an hour with a likeness of jack. you see where im goin with this?

tldr; timothy is alive but its not a fun life he lives and chances are you kill jack before he pays timothy for his contract

[holojackgirl]

the plot of bee movie is almost the exact same plot as tales from the borderlands

[holojackgirl]

last night my friends and i went to three horns valley to look for vault symbols but i fucked around in a car, boosted it off of a cliff and. i got stuck in the travel gate place. my car was vertical and kept driving round and round and got higher in the air, meanwhile i couldn’t move or open my menu.

in the end, once me and my friends had stopped laughing until we cried, they destroyed the car and i killed myself using a rocket launcher.

then we all tried to do it again.

[holojackgirl]

HEY LADS UHHH I’M INACTIVE ON THIS BLOG MOSTLY BUT. GUESS WHO COSPLAYED AS MAYA FROM BORDERLANDS 2 AND MET TROY BAKER AND GOT AN AUTOGRAPH

ITS THIS GUY

[tv-z]

Omg how was it

[holojackgirl]

it was amazing!! he was so excited when i told him my name was rhys. and he told me to tweet at telltale for tftbl season 2 because he really wants to be rhys again dfghged he was SO NICE

[holojackgirl]

HEY LADS UHHH I’M INACTIVE ON THIS BLOG MOSTLY BUT. GUESS WHO COSPLAYED AS MAYA FROM BORDERLANDS 2 AND MET TROY BAKER AND GOT AN AUTOGRAPH

ITS THIS GUY

[holojackgirl]

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