Holscher

31 | she/her | Dong collecting, 3d printing and whatnot 🖖 18+ only 🖖

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[donkisotunmorrdonu]

[cptnzachsparrow]

[thickness-protection-program]

Give this a normal caption challenge

[were--ralph]

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

[zackisontumblr]

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

[diabloindigo]

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

[badgerpunk]

[holsch3r]

Dongs for days 😍

[luwha]

It’s as simple as that

[mcnostril]

[xoxodilco]

last week's display /// dildo prom 💙💓💙💓

[penyenvy]

Tomorrow

#BD #BadDragon #AuroraDrop

[shopdad2]

Poison Dart BBYs

[holsch3r]

I need more glow in the dark 😍

[batbitestoys]

Oh lawd she coming

She's got a little booboo on one of her teeth, but I can get that fixed up 💪

And yes, those familiar with Spire will notice that she looks a little different 🧐

[holsch3r]

I couldn't say no

[squishy-toys]

Spooky noodles.

[untamabletame]

Today I’m showing off stock photos for my Wyvern’s Vault toys! This doesn’t include the hoard of cute squishes from Dany lol

[holsch3r]

I've gotten quite a few new dongs that I haven't shown off yet! So many stripes and sandworm, I love them 😍

[liocoxxx]

some lovely friends ♡ ammolite and scylla babes!

[holsch3r]

Most recent collection pic...definitely time for a new one 🖤🖤