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Tame | 24 | demi enby lesbo | agender | they/them | dongblr acc | fat/feedism content @tametheuntamable | minors, pedos, MAPs, bigots, or fash stay out! | icon/header @neontapirguts

[funkittoys]

Candy corn season is coming up, when should i start preorders?

[creaturefeaturetoys]

We're celebrating our big move with a FULL CUSTOM TOY GIVEAWAY and WEEKLY $10 COUPON PRIZES! 🎉✨👀 It's super easy to enter and is a huge help in keeping us going! You can get entries just by following us on other social sites. 🧡 > Enter here! <

1 Winner drawn every Saturday for a $10 Coupon. 1 Full Custom Toy Winner - includes a pour on any of our currently available models and sizes in up to 8 colors, custom color mixing, glow in the dark pigment, shimmers, near clear, handpainting, and reasonable pour requests.

[rescuerabbit]

why do people always talk about fetishes like they’re less than and more disgusting than “normal” sexual attraction? stop assigning moral values to kinks. wanting to fuck someone isnt any more virtuous than wanting to get eaten. kill the cop inside your head.

[bowserwife]

Kinks and fetishes, i.e. "abnormal sexuality", requires a standard of "normal sexuality" to be set against. This is a bad thing. There is no such thing as normal sexuality. The only reason to split desires into these arbitrary categories is to control people and keep polite society running. Kill the cop inside yr head!!!

[duckdotcom]

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

[anphivenas]

Bro we'll quiver?

[duckdotcom]

come to my house and quiver

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[untamabletame]

Ah, let’s blow the dust off this account, shall we? My recent @fantasygrove order was wonderful! I really enjoyed the agender pours, and that they’re interesting too! Don’t get me wrong, a good pride marble or fade is great, but I haven’t seen agender splatter pours before this drop. Let’s just say my credit card bill is gonna be a bit hefty lol.

For those who don’t know, the circles/cylinder/cone-ish pieces are cup scraps! And the stars are scrap confetti! Some places will send scraps to those who politely ask. I’m thinking of setting up a small collection of them for the sensory room I’m setting up in my new house.

Oh, and we can’t forget the super not-so-secret cow friend! This blue fella was a teeny tiny test pour and is one of the first cows released! I think it may have been Venus who designed this friend? Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m tired.

Anyways, thank you FG crew for a great 10th order! I can’t believe I’ve ordered from you 10 times! You’re definitely doing something right to keep me coming back lol

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It's nice right?

You are the little gay person in someone else's phone. Peace and love ect.

[overstimulatedsweetheart]

[jackalopescruff]

girls with happy trails. you agree. reblog

[vonkarn]

[we1rdsc1ence]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[squeakitties]

fuck minecraft sand

[touch-my-katamari]

trans women cute reblog if you agree

[girl-shaft]

huge shoutout to girl penis

[memorycycle]

if oranges could moan they would. you know what i mean . when youre peeling off those north and south pole buttplug things

[itslillyillustrates]

if only neil knew what would come

[pikestaff]

Girls with. Girls with deep voices

[pikestaff]

Cellos are women

[girlballs-archive]

i love it when women are transgeder