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unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.
sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this
Me, playing every other route: Lucio was responsible for the death of countless people, refuses to own up to that fact, made a deal with the devil, and killed his own father and attempted to kill his mother. Heâs a horrible person, who got what was coming to him.
Me, playing Lucioâs route:
S M O O D
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Hello, I just want to share my secret wish to dominate Lucio and Valerius/Julian simultaneously. Possible all three of them... đđ€«
@idrinkluciostears I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that this is not something I would say
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Guess he finally found out.
This is the best Christmas present America could possibly receive. đ
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweeeeeeet! Sweet sweet victory..!
wrong I am the most pleased and excited Iâve been in three years
What the fuck are you talking about I was on this shit like an HBO special
ââŠTrumpâs star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.â
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reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck
Reblog on impeachment day for good luck
My standards are only high and unattainable to those who have no desire to meet them. That goes for platonic and romantic relationships.
I used to say that I had high standards, and then I realized one day that I donât have high standards at all; men are just used to being low effort. I have zero interest in being unequally yoked.
Not just men tho. Friends too!
I was told this by a friend when I said I donât want to date somebody with kids. She said that Iâll just have to accept that everybody has kids now or Iâll be old and lonely. We donât talk anymore đ
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Something similiar happen âa friendâ of mines told me to LOWER my standards cause mine were so high because this is real world đ„Ž sorry not sorry but i will never apologize or remove my standards for people who refuse to meet them đ€·đ»ââïž (and this person is no longer my friend) .
Idk why people expect us to lower our standards. Like if you want someone with low standards there are plenty out there. Look up âcar dateâ and youâll have your pick of the litter
If you are outside India, I am practically begging you to reblog this
Last week India passed a blatantly anti-Muslim law that seeks to naturalise millions of immigrants, except if they are Muslims.
In August of this year, India revoked the autonomous status of the Kashmir region, putting a communication blackout on the state. Kashmir has entered the fifth month of no internet and heaviest militarisation of any region in the world.
India is a secular, socialist republic. This bill is anti-constitutional and against the principles on which the country was founded
Naturally, there have been protests across the country. At the forefront of the protests are students from India's public universities.
Police opened fire on peaceful protestors in Jamia Milia Islamia University in Delhi, and Aligarh Muslim University in Uttar Pradesh.
Ever since then, the ruling fascist Hindu nationalist political party, the BJP, has been doctoring videos and sending fake news all over the internet, discrediting protestors and labelling them as terrorists
India has already seen too much religious violence, please please signal boost this, call your representatives, make them aware, get them to make statements. The only thing India and itd dictator Modi care about is its image abroad
my familyâs still there and iâm so heartbroken by this đ
Everyone responsible for this needs to burn.
https://t.co/ZDtKcYyqsa
It's happening all over again
what the actual hell
reblog this if youâre jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
If you canât reblog this unfollow me.
excuse me WHAT OCS NOW
what the fuck is wrong with people??
Reblogging this into existance.
same!
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMYÂ
I can back this up. It isnât only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and Iâve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
Iâm a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Armyâs disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. Thatâs not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONEâs Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Donât FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
Can anyone make a âthis user does not support the Salvation Armyâ thing??
Oh hell yess youâre the best!
Everyone re blog this if youâre sane. The Salvation Army is the worst
they. did. w h a t .
those little shits-
hear me out
if you went through an emo phase you probably stan julian
but if you went through a scene phase you probably stan lucio
I went through both, which prob explains why I like them
if you went through an alternative/indie phase you probably stan asra
I went through all of those plus a hipster phase, and i stan Valerius đ
FAT MC HEADCANONSâ thatâs right we need more representation beautiful nerds
The Arcana fandom has SO MANY crazy specific headcanon posts, but I have run into only ONE headcanon post about a fat MC.
So Iâm here to be the change.
Thin-bodied folks, please reblog. We need your help spreading content for fat-bodied folks.
Fatphobes, interact at your peril.
Asra:
one night, you tell him about the times that youâre insecure to be dating someone as attractive as himâ seeing as how unattractive you feel & people treat you.
as someone whoâs been thin bodied & traditionally attractive his whole life he has difficulty âseeing sizeâ. He tells you this and you donât know how to respond so you explain that you donât have the luxury of not seeing it, that it is thrown in your face every day.
He doesnât know what to do. That night when you both fall asleep in the bed he holds you extra tight. Before you sleep you swear you could feel wetness on his cheeks
the next day you go out and he starts to notice how differently you are treated by vendors and citizens and customers
It clicks. And you bet our favorite non-binary witch is about to get pissed
If someone insults you bam! Your magic partner has no choice but to hex the s*** out of them
Rude customer? Hex the s*** out of them. Are not welcome here anymore.
when you guys go on adventures together you bet this boi is going to be making sure that your size is accommodated for wherever you stay
Tummy kisses? SO MANY
this boi is all about a comfy lifestyle, you bet heâs going to love inviting you into that space
more body heat perfect Faust will love that.
In conclusion. He is the cuddliest boi. he will do everything in his power to make sure that you know how good your body feels to him and how much he appreciates it.
all kinds of kisses! every kind of kiss! anywhere on your body! kisses!
Tummy kisses! Did I say tummy kisses already?
Nadia:
If anyone flashes ANY microaggressions at you (weâre talking side eye, snide comments or those âOh youâre so brave"s) âsheâs perfected her derisive snarl for these people.
One day she asks you why you donât wear the nice clothes from the palace. When you shyly tell her that royal tailor says he wonât make anything to fit you. You asked but he said youâd âbe a waste of fine fabricâ
SHE FUCKIN LOSES IT. How DARE he. You have to convince her not to throw him in the dungeons. She relents and fires him immediately, making sure that no one in Vesuvia will ever hire him again.
After that, she spoils you with beautiful clothes that fit perfectlyâ anything to remind you of how gorgeous you are
If youâre okay with it, she loves subtly showing you off, making public appearances with you to show how proud she is.
She doesnât understand the moments when you hate your body because youâre her treasureâ all of you. So she learns about how differently fat people are treated and starts drafting policies to make sure your community is cared for.
She loves how soft you are. Sheâs particularly fond of your thigh dimples and loves stroking them as you nestle into one another. Â
Julian:
Oh my God, can we fuckin talk about how attracted he is to you? whenever he sees you, his eyes light up like stars and  he holds you and kisses every part of your face and wants to make you laugh.
Youâre so soft and so strong and there is nothing he loves more than dancing with you (except maybe some things ;)
when he first sees you he doesnât know how to respond. he doesnât think heâs ever seen someone so funny and beautiful. you bet his cheeks are going to be red as a fire engine
at first you may be hesitant around him given his coquettish vibes. Too many times youâve been shamed by people flirting with you as a joke or a dare.. Youâre not letting that happen again.
Your snarkiest self surfaces, and you are surprised that he seems even more engaged.
And now youâre just mad at him for being so hot and trying to play you. The madder you get, the softer and pinker he becomes.
As soon as you see him fully flushing you realize. Fuck. Heâs actually into me. And Iâve been such an ass.
At that point, youâre both anxious, stuttering, blushy messes.
he asks you to dance and you join him on the floor. You both are able to connect with each other without worrying about what youâre saying.
As a doctor, he knows that weight isnât an accurate health indicator, and is ready to take down anyone who says otherwise with ALL THE FACTS
Early your relationship, he begins to notice that you, well, you eat almost nothing. He does this to himself, but itâs different when he sees you doing it to yourself.
When you come home from the shop, you find the house full of food for the first time and find he and Portia in the kitchen.
â I wanted to make us dinner, butâ
âBUT the last time you tried to fry an egg, you lit Pepiâs tail on fire!â
âShe was fine!â
âIlya, do you want me to poison your dinner or not?!â
He read in a book that food is psychologically more appealing if itâs part of a community event. And both of you have trouble eating. So he was wondering if youâd be interested in having family meals to encourage you both to make sure youâre getting nutrients. Â
So twice a week, your home holds an open invite dinner. Pasha teaches you how to cook and Ilya gets to bring over all the strange and wonderful people he always attracts. You both love it.
Slowly, you relearn how to feel and satiate your hunger. Your body begins to feel like yours again.
Portia:
First off, you guys are the cutest fucking couple in all Vesuvia and she wants everyone to know it.
Cosy gardening couple? Heck yeah!
You bet y'all grow the most delish squash in the world.
She đđ»willđđ» make đđ» sure đđ» you đđ»eatđđ»
SO PLAYFUL.
Tickle fights? Tickle fights!
laying in the garden looking up at the stars and naming every single one after things that you love about each other.
One night, she does a thing where she squishes the rolls of her stomach together and moves it while making a funny voice. at first youâre too ashamed to join. itâs less than a week before you start joining her and your stomachs start having conversations together in the most ridiculous voices.
She does a million little things without even trying that make you fall for her everyday. Sheâll leave food out, write little notes, etc.
she knows you can take care of yourself but if someone insults you or side-eyes you, you know this tiny Ginger girlfriend is going to throw the first punch
You love it. you pretend you donât. but you do and she knows it.
Muriel:
Sit on murielâs lap. sit on it. sit on it. Just sit. Do it for the people.
This boy knows body shame better than any of the other main six. he has had to deal with it every day of his life until the woods
one night he kisses a part of you that youâre particularly insecure about. And you begin crying to your dismayâŠ
He doesnât know whatâs wrong and heâs afraid that heâs hurt you. It takes you a moment to explain to him that you have a lot of insecurities about your body. That someone being so gentle with you is A Lotâą
He nods understandingly. He knows this feeling. Of course he does, he feels basically the same way. He shares his similar experiences and the two of you feel less alone, less pained than you can remember.
When youâre wandering through the woods, he will point out cute animals that are larger than others and give you the sweetest grin youâve ever seen.
it eventually becomes a game. The two of you walking through the woods seeing how many chubby cute creatures you can point out.
one time you see two bears and their cub and Muriel picks you up so that you can get a better view. he holds you even after the bears are gone.your faces are so much closer this way it would be a pity if you didnât kiss him being this close to him and all.
We already know that Muriel is a closeted cuddlebug. Can you imagine how soft and wonderful you must feel up against him? he will hold you so tight and you will feel safer than youâve ever felt.
the forest doesnât care that youâre fat. Muriel definitely doesnât care that youâre fat. And being in the woods means you donât have to deal with the fatphobia of other people.
Honestly a beautiful life with broody mountain boy.
Lucio:
boy if you thought Nadia was defensive be prepared for lucioâs dramatic ass revenge
if someone makes a comment on your appearance, you bet he will start fully making out with you to prove a point to them before throwing them in the dungeons
like Nadia, he loves getting you clothes that make you feel sexy. hotness is so important to this man and ainât no way heâs going to let you not feel that for yourself.
Strangely, he is more suited to encouraging you than any other LIs. Letâs break it downâŠ
A) Lucio has absolutely no filter. If he feels/ thinks it, it is glaringly apparent.
B) therefore, when he coos over you or shows you off, you know he isnât lying or trying to make you feel better. He really wants everyone to see how hot you are.
C) he takes NO disrespect and will not hesitate to eviscerate people who come at you
D) his pets love you and he loves you, why should he give a damn what anyone else thinks?
if you struggle with body shame you know this man knows how to pump an ego more than anyone else in Vesuvia. You bet he is going to do everything within his power to make you feel like the radiant creature you are.
Whatâs the use of being a count if he canât do at least that?
When heâs feeling particularly subby, he LOVES sitting in your lap.
He loves the way his hands can sink into you. He loves leaving love bites all over you so everyone knows youâre his.
I lived a long time feeling so insecure about my body, even though I donât fell like that anymore, itâs so nice reading something for fat-bodied people đđđđ
I⊠may or may not have teared up a bit reading this.
@ryanthatsgay, I PREACH EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID
đđ»đđ»PROTECT THE CUTE AND ADORABLE CHUBBY BABESđđ»đđ»
I agree, chubby babes are sooooo cute đ„°
Awww my heart
AAAH IâM NEVER NOT GONNA REBLOG THIS
All apprentices are beautiful!!!
Iâm not fat bodied, but I read all of these and I feel so warm right now knowing that people put up others like this. These are all so amazing and supportive and I love it so muchhh đ
