GLENN DESERVED BETTER @holyfletcher - Tumblr Blog

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

woodrider

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

syn4k

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

girlstressed

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

girlstressed

forgive me father for i have grinned

landsccape

youre-dreaming-302

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thealogie

I’m such a prequel girlie at the end of the day. Hahaha yes tell me a story that was always going to happen. Tell me a story that’s been dead since the beginning