heckling onions

jessue

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[profashionall]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

asmr videos are the DEVIL as soon as the lady whispers “hey” in my ear it feels like her tongue is a foul worm slithering through my ear canal and burrowing into my medulla oblongata i cant take it for even a single fucking second

[museum-of-idiots]

I have never identified with anyone as much as I do with this man

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

[psxsx]

[holyjessue-blog]

me: suicide/killing yourself isn't something to make a joke about.

me: drops nachos on floor.

me: im going to fucking kill myself

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[section8babe]

i dont owe anyone an explanation about anything i decide to do in my life. isnt that amazing

[twitblr]

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[onlytwitterpics]

[joshimmanuel-deactivated2018122]

Masturbate and then you’ll find the true answer lol

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

[marlonbrandolookinbitch]