Space, Cats And Bad Puns

Hi. My name is Amber I'm 25, I study astrophysics and I live in the UK. Feel free to talk to me any time. I like a whole bunch of stuff that I cannot be bothered to list. She/Her 🏳️‍🌈💫🌙

[kuromi-hoemie]

you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

[kuromi-hoemie]

always learning more about the world

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[easel-eisel]

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

[09wooglenotabutt09]

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

[hiddenramen-deactivated20250513]

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

[flowerbleedme]

the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head

[parakavka]

The car dealership near my apartment has a digital sign that rotates through different sales and offers but it also seems to have a bunch of stock photos in there too and one of them is a macro shot of a snail

[berkelbites]

Snevrolet

[x-w1ng]

Pick LITERALLY any other picture for cillian murphy I beg

[archived03121919]

he's on the case

[testosteronetwunk]

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

[testosteronetwunk]

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

[datafags]

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

[i-am-a-fish]

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

[the-disemvoweler]

kp tlkng bt hw g m bt dn't hv n sttstcs t bck t p, 'm jst hpng thr f kp tlkng bt hw g m vntll smthng wll hppn, 've bn mnfstng fllng n lv fr th pst 5 yrs

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm laying here crying on the floor and you take away my vowels too

[valtsv]

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

[valtsv]

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[ahagia-sophia]

[ernmark]

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

[valtsv]

submissive and beheadable

[valtsv]

*kneels down at the chopping block and looks up at you so sweetly*

[anotherpjofan]

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

[vonnegutism]

[queen-tuesday]

[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[beaft]

you are all. correct.

[valtsv]

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

[valtsv]

philosophy undergrads when an evil wizard invents another new way to torture people