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help me, god, there's blood on my hands.

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merry chrysler. compliments to your pinterest :)

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@cuelebres ante up bitch

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i had to log on just for this thought that occurred to me but instead of minerva having a boob window, sting has a two boob windows, and for some reason he thought it was a smart idea for them to be right around his nip nops. 

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sting vc: haha Nice

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thanks i hate it.

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i’ve been really ragging on sting for his shit fashion choices but i think we all need to focus on the bigger picture here ........... the fact that no one has gone off about his full-fur choker-collar-shirt combination that makes him look like a frilled neck lizard

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holyshards. more like holy mother of god what are you wearing. c:<

u gonna come for me when it looks like ur outfit is trying to attract a mate ? try me bitch.

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hisui's considering taking legal action against sting's fashion sense tbh

please gawd don’t send him to the same jail as erik, we’ve seen how that turned out

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my editing skills have been deteriorating bc of stuff like this

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MINECRAFT

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this is so sad. alexa play masayume chasing

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in light of recent outfit choices i’m fucking disowning sting forever

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rude

UR RUDE ?!?!?!?!?!

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~slips lector under her cloak and shimmies away :|

reaches out and calmly─but firmly─clasps a hand around the hood of her cloak. the deadpan expression written on his features says it all.

❛ i don’t think so, pinkie. ❜

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[/ finger-guns @ ]

this bitch drank too much and now he’s seeing clones walking around. absolute fuckery.

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₩ this throne looks a bit different to her normal one 8)

sit on sting’s lap.

it wasn’t every day that sting shared a space with royalty, even if temporarily. he’d been pensive, mind flipping through several different topics that he intended to speak with the queen about. he was only broken out of his trance of thought when a shock of green entered his vision, and sting realized that she had come to him, instead of he to her. and she was headed very deliberately in his direction─perhaps she wanted to sit ?

❛ uh, your majesty, if you just give me a second i’ll gladly get out of this chair for y─ ❜ but it seems hisui had other ideas. ❛ ─or, this works fine too. ❜

he was clearly stiffer than normal, keeping his posture rigid. ❛ is there … anything i can do for you ? ❜

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₩ :shrug:

sit on sting’s lap.

it wasn’t in him to be rude, and certainly not for something as trivial as this. but, he had to wonder what the thinking was here, and why. pursing his lips, the holy dragon scanned what little of her face he could see, eyes shifting away to survey the rest of the scene before coming back to the woman occupying his lap. minimizing the distance between them by leaning forward, he addressed her.

( perhaps he’d pester rogue to go sit on makarov’s lap later. )

❛ juvia-san, right ? hope the chair is to your liking. ❜ and his voice was only bordering slightly on sarcastic.