nuh uh! YOUR mom!!!

i don't really know what defines weird, maybe its that the word weird doesn't obey a spelling rule but its not spelled wrong.....

[diorpanties]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[pr1nceshawn]

Punny Pictures.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

BUDDY D:

[xrosslion-deactivated20200812]

When you catch your Emo Girlfriend texting “Rawrrrrr xD” to other niggas

[cosmic-noir]

DELETE THIS

[a-high-ass-ginger]

LMFAO

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[bl4dework5-deactivated20211017]

definitely need roger to fking come thru

[shmegal87]

Come on Roger!!!

[chuckynachos]

Do your fuckin’ job ROGER!!

[blackgirlsreverything]

First 30

if you haven’t got the tumblr messenger yet and want it, reblog this and i’ll send you a message

[resonatingwaves-deactivated2016]

I already got mine but I’m willing to message anyone who hasn’t already gotten theirs

[antonsixxx]

can you message me?

[marqweabyss]

BLACK INSTAGRAM

I.g. follow train. Add your tag and everyone follow each other 👌

Dame_mc 😎

[blackwhitelotus]

Teddii_x

[rihannasbabymama]

arealglitterbabe

[theyoungandthemelanin-deactivat]

kaicig_

[ninaxrozay]

bonitabrownbrown

[swankscity3]

Gabby_swanks 🤗🤗

[juicylean-deactivated20160404]

Jachst

[azuregambler-deactivated2016022]

AzureGambler

[dnkdoll420]

Darkeyedgoddess

[onfourandthem-deactivated202202]

Daliyahzanaee

[theycallmekmack]

Kennedymack_

[queenmelaninmonroe]

Ovo_melaninmonroe 👑💁🏽

[slutforverdi]

Pitchesluvme

[sparky217]

Kayy_the_nobody

[girlnottoday-deactivated2025070]

Girlnottoday (personal)

Nowthatslegit(business)

[ladyvanityroux]

TheCaramelBunny2k7

[holyshitnickshere-blog]

@sicknicktheruler

[koreanfashionblog]

HIDE AND SEEK HE’s GONE (남녀공용)

[vygandonut]

why are children so mean??? like those little shits will not spare you, they’ll straight up go “why your hair so ugly?” or “your makeup looks funny” tHEY WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING DIRT WHILE HOLDING A FUCKING CAPRI SUN IN ONE HAND AND GRAHAM CRACKERS IN THE OTHER THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

[thetattedstoner]

They have no soul lol

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[gay4rihanna]

[turnon]

[bubblegumcrash]

[33-queen-deactivated20161106]

😂😂😂 Good morning

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lol

[catsbeaversandducks]

This little guy gives the coolest high-fives EVER.

Photos by ©Norbert The Dog

[life-of-beyonce]

Powerful Message: So today Usher & Nas & Bibi Bourelly released a new protest song called “Chains (Don’t Look Away)” on TIDAL and an interactive experience has been added making sure you don’t look away. - “Whilst racial injustice keeps killing, society keeps looking away”

[nwamusic]

Straigh Outta Compton