How The Fuck Did You Get Here?

[klauduuuu]

Lana & Alex Turner & Miles Kane yesterday 

I’m dead 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you are incredibly valid

[axolotlcipher]

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

inconveniencing people even from the grave

[deluxeloy]

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

[jcp1765]

Yes

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

if i could die, i’d want my Corpse to have its organs harvested, and reimplemented into people who could use them, so i’ll still be partially alive, but inside other people.

also, i want my Bones made into a chair

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bone chair

[holytarantino]

Tbh I don’t care what y’all do with my dead body, just make sure my skin is used as human leather to bind the books that document my greatest works. Like, I don’t just want a piece of me to live on in my writings... I want y’all to feel my skin on your hands as you read it.

[holytarantino]

Sorry I’ve been MIA on here for like the past 2 years... but hey, I’m here now so let’s fuck some shit up!

[sosuperawesome]

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[gigglingwithgifs]

[princessofpop-deactivated202008]

[umbreeon]

[bitchycode]

[soc1etysyndrome]

Fucking damn almost in the same outfit too this is cold af

[suckmyfandoms]

This is beautiful

[stuckinreversemode]

favorite on-screen couples: gomez & morticia, the addams family and addams family values

― just think, someday we’ll be buried here. side by side, six feet under in matching coffins. our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[knifebinch]

before listening to lana del rey

after listening to lana del rey

[toodrunktofindaurl]

here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥

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[aki373]

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[theshitneyspears]

me: *takes edible* why don’t I feel anything? 

me 2 hours later:

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this is a super villians monologue 

[specialbored]

Sign fell.

[holytarantino]

I can still hear the theme

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

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