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30 or 40 years old, still trying to blog like it's 2014 what else do you need to know

(sometimes frequently nsfw; adults only. if you are a minor that i have interacted with in a community, keep it in that space. this blog itself is an 18+ environment)

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#withdrew from society and internet; kept watching tv. that's all i got.#if it didn't happen before 2018 i don't know about it.

gonsplode

a-book-of-creatures

Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine

I will be scared but I will appreciate it

emjoy398

parkchanwoohoo

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

valtsv

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

valtsv

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

palukoo

hey uh does anyone else remember when barbara stanwyck said “sometimes they both need a whip to put some sense into them but first you have to slip a bit in his mouth and make him like it” in breakfast for two or is that just me.

#ma'am!

but tbh no i don't actually like that feeling very much. like i like it when things are in a nice coordinated set so sure when i have everything all clean im like ooohh it all matches that's neat. but then im like ew this is gross. feels weird. needs more dirt

fizzfags

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

vampireopossum

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

cyber-seagull404

Good to see we’re all on the same page

my car battery has died so many times while i sit messing with my phone im getting paranoid to let it go that way and now im just wasting gas. luckily my phones annoying habit of draining faster than it charges will put some kind of limit to that i guess

jackandhisspacemonkey

STARGATE SG-1: the fifth race

#also my face when im trying to listen but some cute guy will NOT stop doing things with his pouty lips #sg1

ahotknife

where’s that article by james frankie thomas where he says like “prior to my transition there was only one kind of sex i wanted to have. and i thought i could never have it” because i am about to blow these people’s minds

ahotknife

i found it 😌 the article was published on Slate and here’s JF’s commentary on it

ahotknife

i have gotten some very odd anons about this post that i’m choosing to ignore. but i am going to double down on this. no i don’t care if girls watch gay porn or imagine themselves as a gay person or wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. so many people imprison themselves by thinking they could never be gay and/or trans. well i’m telling them they better watch out. being gay and/or trans is real. and it could happen to YOU. as a matter of fact i sincerely hope it does

projectxa3

from Anarchopuppy

#tbh i think the intense stigma against “straight” ppl “fetishizing” queerness keeps a lot of ppl in the closet

#theres no harm in exploring those feelings in private. indulge in the fantasy and see where it takes u

#dont be a creep to other ppl obv but that goes w/o saying #if id had the courage to confront the ache id feel when i thought abt lesbian sex and how id “never be able to have it” earlier

#it wouldve saved me a lot of time

#the only thing it takes is to let yourself #it's so simple #it's SO simple it feels like a trick but it isn't #it's as easy as taking 1 more step and falling off a cliff #but worth it