Sir David is the name.

West Coast. Sophisticated ignorance, i write my curses in cursive. :) "common sense isn't so common" "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets" music, sports, equality for all.

[karlkronic]

Pegasus Instagram @ karl_kronic

[catsbeaversandducks]

VOID

By Lingvistov

[raven-system]

@forestvoidcognitohazard

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ironlion919-the-lone-vvoolf]

An inexplicably proper response to bullshit from a bigot.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[solarsyrup]

Still blows my mind how quickly capitalism self-destructed streaming tv

Like netflix rejuvenated a dying market and made it way more afforadable and accessible, and then... everyone needed a slice of the pie and fucked the whole thing up

Incredible

[solarsyrup]

An actual genius: What if we made television convenient and inexpensive again?

Corporations: What if we milked this money cow until it fucking DIED

[batsvsupes]

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adahjones]

BIIIIIIITCH

[nanningbee]

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[paper-mario-wiki]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

he’s made a lot of really supportive comments about trans ppl too i love him

[did-you-know]

A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence. Source Source 2

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

1,800-year-old Roman penis carvings discovered near Hadrian’s Wall — some things never change

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[dramatictrash85]

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

this just blew my mind

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[sheepdippedmax]

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

[fluoride-bomb]

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

[grand-lunarch-of-avacyn]

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

[girlbossjodiarias]

How is this website free

[beeple]

AMAZON GIANT FETUS FULFILLMENT CENTER

[supergameboytwo]