HIS NAME IS CRAB ROOMBA AND I LOVE HIM.

rp blog for a Karkat who loves the roomba he taped a toy crab to

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Send one for a Scenario!

{Send the symbol + reverse for the opposite!}

♥ — Hug my muse!

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

♣ — Tickle my muse!

♠ — Massage my muse’s shoulders!

◘ — Stroke my muse’s hair!

♪ — Rub my muse’s back!

♫ — Kiss my muse’s neck!

☼ — Hold my muse’s hand! 

► — Lay your head in my muse’s lap!

▲ — Share a blanket with my muse!

◄ — Pull my muse to sit in your lap!

▼ — Share a bath/shower with my muse (writer or sender’s choice!)

✿ — To put a flower in my muses hair!

★ — To lean on my muse’s shoulder!

♫ — To sing to my muse!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

[hurricaneheroine]

A Silly Meme For Sucky Days

❤ Does your muse have an embarrassing favorite movie? ♛ A memory that will turn your muse’s face royally red? ✰ Has your muse ever cyber stalked someone, (& were they caught)? ☎ Did your muse ever leave someone a drunken voicemail? ✉ What is the worst texting slip up your muse has ever experienced? ☠ What is your muse deathly afraid of? ☂ What music does your muse listen to on an (emotionally) rainy day? $ Has your muse ever spent too much money on something stupid? ☮ Has your muse ever told a ridiculous lie to keep the peace? ☃ Has your muse ever built a snowman? (Was it ‘traditional’, or ‘unique’?) ™ If asked, what would your muse think is their defining quality to others? ✈ If your muse got kicked out of a country, what would it be for? ⌚ What is your muse’s go to excuse for being late? ☼ / ❅ Does your muse prefer sunbathing, or bundling up for winter? ∞ If your muse could live forever, what would they ideally do?     (If they’re already immortal, what would they do if they started over?) ツ What makes your muse smile at their phone like a dork? ❝❞ What would your muse’s cheesy yearbook quote be?

[rpsandstarters]

Send ‘🎶’ I’ll tell you the theme song between our muses.

[gardenofmemeden]

Send 👶 for a thread where my muse is younger!

Alternatively, add 🔄 for a thread where your muse is younger!

[homeofthecrabroomba]

Send one for me to draw my muse wearing:

(ಠ‿ಠ) : Mun’s Pajamas

(◕‿◕✿) : Mun’s prettiest outfit

ಈ_ಈ : Mun’s lazy day outfit

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ : Mun’s workout clothes

ಠ_ಠ : Mun’s work clothes

☼.☼ : Mun’s swimsuit

❅ : Mun’s winter outfit

☂ : Mun’s rainy day outfit

◕‿↼ : What Mun is wearing right now

[boysnsplinters-blog]

Send me your URL and I'll tell you

My Opinion on;

Character in general: How they play them: The Mun:

Do I:

RP with them: Want to RP with them: 

What is my;

Overall Opinion:

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

[homeofthecrabroomba]

Favorite M!A's! Anon decides duration. Feel free to add to this list!

See No Evil: Muse is blind.

Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf.

Speak No Evil: Muse is mute.

Genderswap: Muse is now the gender of Anon's choosing, nonbinary options included.

AU: Muse is in the AU of Anon's choosing.

Language: Muse must translate all of their speech into the language of Anon's choosing.

You Animal: Muse is an animal of Anon's choosing.

Second Childhood: Muse is a child, Anon decides age.

Be Honest: Muse cannot lie.

Liar, Liar: Muse can only lie.

Wrong Era: Muse believes it is the time period of Anon's choosing.

Fashionista: Muse is obsessed with fashion/clothing.

Magical Girl: No matter their original gender, Muse is now a magical girl! Anon decides outfit and powers.

Superpowered: Muse has a superpower of Anon's choosing.

Evil Twin: Muse acts like an evil counterpart of themselves.

Sugar, Sugar: Muse has a sweet tooth and wants to eat candy, cookies, cakes, and other sweet things.

Baby of Mine: Muse finds a baby on their doorstep and must care for it.

[rpmemesyo]

Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!

May include: contact picture, name, a sample of texts, anything the mun wishes to include!

[homeofthefurryroomba]

:33 < my name is nepeta and my roomba is my rolepurrlay buddy 

promo ?

[homeofthecrabroomba]

can i make a nepeta roomba,, homeofthefurryroomba

DO IT, JOIN THE ROOMBA SQUAD.

[homeofahabscrosshairsroomba]

hi my name is eridan and kar convvinced me to tape my rifle to a roomba can i havve a promo and a feww followwers

[homeofthecrabroomba]

EXCUSE YOU, YOU CHOSE THE RIFLE YOUR DAMN SELF. I JUST TOLD YOU TO TAPE SOMETHING TO YOUR ROOMBA. YOU COULD HAVE USED A SEAHORSE PLUSH OR SOMETHING, IT DIDN’T *HAVE* TO BE YOUR RIFLE.

[homeofahabscrosshairsroomba]

you didnt say anythin about a seahorse plush you just straight up said seahorse like no kar im not gonna tape a seahorse to a roomba thats cruel

you vvetoed my wwand idea too like wwhat else am i gonna do wwith all these dumb sticks

[homeofthecrabroomba]

AND I REFER TO MY CRAB PLUSH AS JUST A CRAB, I'M NOT GOING TO TAPE ACTUAL LIVING CREATURES TO THIS LITTLE ROBOT VACUUM.

AND YOU CAN BUILD A SHITTY CASTLE WITH THE STICKS.

[homeofahabscrosshairsroomba]

hi my name is eridan and kar convvinced me to tape my rifle to a roomba can i havve a promo and a feww followwers

[homeofthecrabroomba]

EXCUSE YOU, YOU CHOSE THE RIFLE YOUR DAMN SELF. I JUST TOLD YOU TO TAPE SOMETHING TO YOUR ROOMBA. YOU COULD HAVE USED A SEAHORSE PLUSH OR SOMETHING, IT DIDN'T *HAVE* TO BE YOUR RIFLE.

[homeofthecrabroomba]

((whispers hey my friend just made @homeofahabscrosshairsroomba u should all go follow it and interact with them,,

[whenrpmemesattack]

Send “🐻”and my muse will tell you a random childhood story

[homeofthecrabroomba]

Ѡ

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ISN’T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO RECEIVE AND I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE IF IT’S BETTER OR WORSE.

[askvioletsollux-deactivated2017]

ii feel iin2ulted but al2o not. thank2, ii gue22.

[homeofthecrabroomba]

DON’T GET ME WRONG, YOU’RE PLENTY HOT. IT’S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD.

[askvioletsollux-deactivated2017]

iit wa2 an acciident!!!

[homeofthecrabroomba]

I DON'T MEAN GETTING NUDES FROM YOU, I'M HONESTLY NOT SURPRISED THERE, IT'S THAT WHEN I THINK "SOLLUX" I EXPECT TO SEE YELLOW, AND WHEN I THINK "VIOLET" I EXPECT TO SEE ERIDAN'S FISHY ASS. IT'S JUST WEIRD.

[homeofthecrabroomba]

Ѡ

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ISN’T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO RECEIVE AND I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE IF IT’S BETTER OR WORSE.

[askvioletsollux-deactivated2017]

ii feel iin2ulted but al2o not. thank2, ii gue22.

[homeofthecrabroomba]

DON'T GET ME WRONG, YOU'RE PLENTY HOT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD.