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the Heimlich maneuver has nothing on this
from page 193:
This remedy picture is characterized by a sense of choking. Sufferers are frequently seen grasping at their throats while coping with their pulmonary congestion
Other people who may be seen grasping at their throats are those convicted to be killed by hanging from the neck until dead.
I would walk 500 miles... for this remedy... if I could...
from page 299:
This remedy picture describes backache affecting the pelvis and hips, which is made worse by walking or by bending over. When walking, the feet have a tendency to turn inwards, the soles of the feet feel sore and tired and the feet swell
I'm getting tired of reading '...describes [symptom] which is made worse by [action which obviously aggravates symptom]...' It really gets up my nose. Or puts my back out. Or something. How about you?
feeling very emo
from page 382
This remedy picture describes people who feel driven to move from place to place in a fruitless attempt to find peace. They are very anxious, feeling worse in the cold and towards the middle of the night
Every parent has wanted to feed their emo kid arsenic, amiright?
(not that this remedy is intended for kids mind you. I'm not sure what the child dose of a homeopathetic remedy should be... do you water it down, or concentrate it up?!)
walk with me, if you CAN!
from page 256
This remedy picture describes a burning sensation in the feet that is improved by firmly wrapping up the feet
Maybe sometimes I'm just not hungry...
from page 411:
This remedy picture describes loss of appetite particularly for vegetables and meat. This remedy is associated with brain damage.
What I'm taking from this is that this remedy causes brain damage...
kid is a bright spark
from page 416:
This remedy picture describes withdrawn infants who bang their heads against anything in order to attract attention.
ahh yes.
Clearly, someone who is into banging themselves into things, should be given flint. Now I just need to find the sulfur kid, the charcoal kid, and the potassium nitrate kid... ...BOOM! (and you know it'll be amazing, cos, homeopathy, right? wow!
got that skin feeling
from page 265
This remedy picture describes infected skin that is swollen and has a burning, stinging pain that is made worse by anything hot and from being touched.
You know, unlike those burning stinging pains that are made BETTER by anything hot, or being touched.
Also, since the "cure" is 'honey bee', without specifying which part of the bee is to be used, I'm going to go ahead and assume "the sting".
My inner ear gives me the shits sometimes too
from page 546:
This remedy picture describes people who feel dizzy on waking up but become better when they have defecated.
I guess if you don't have time for the morning shit, then you stay dizzy all day then?
A cure in search of...
from page 254:
This remedy picture describes people who are usually tall, extrovert, and fearful of thunderstorms and of being alone in the dark. They can become easily and quickly excited and, in this state, blush easily.
I'm still looking for an actual problem here.
Do you know what you want, all the time?
from page 412:
This remedy picture describes conflict in that the children crave something but do not even know what and, at the same time, have an aversion to even thinking about food.
OMG. Children get confused sometimes! News at eleven!
For what it's worth, I get this sometimes. Does this mean I am a children in need of some homeopathetic cureness?!
acting on instinct
from page 308:
This remedy picture describes cramps in the calf muscles whenever the person becomes fearful.
When scared and getting a sore leg, you always have the classics to fall back on:
fight
flight
watered-down snake venom
I know what I'd pick!
Ups and downs of homeopathy
from page 372:
This remedy picture describes people who are overactive. They can be joyous one moment and immensely sad the next. When sad, they can be driven to utter despair.
I think a nice calming cup of water, perhaps with a molecule or two of unroasted coffee, is exactly what is needed here.
no...
I have a better idea.
Manic depressives should get real diagnosis and treatment.
Breathing is over-rated anyway
from page 430:
This remedy picture describes whooping couch in which the children's faces have a bluish look
I just don't...
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What's wrong with these people?!
Someone you met at the pub once?
from page 360:
This remedy picture describes people who find it difficult to keep their minds focused on any subject, and sometimes feel at the end of their tether. They are known to be alcoholics.
I want to meet the focused and capable alcoholics¹
¹ No, not really.
Ice Ice Baby
from page 397:
This remedy picture describes vomiting in babies after drinking cool liquid, as soon as it has warmed up in the stomach. (This applies to bottle-fed babies only, where the feed hasn't been warmed up sufficiently.)
Vomiting is babby's way of telling you to warm that shit up.
A golden ray of light...
from page 378:
This remedy picture describes people who become very depressed following a grief reaction when someone close to them has died. They become very sensitive to noise and hide their grief by making themselves busy
So you heal them with gold. Because homeopathic gold must be worth a heap of money, right? And money cures all ills...
Potty mouth
from page 54:
This remedy picture describes breath that smells of urine. The person tends to be overweight, and may also have skin problems that ooze a honey-like exudate (see ECZEMA, p. 267).
I think that speaks for itself, don't you?
(that's code for "this entry leaves me numbed and I can't think of anything funnier to say, but hey, at least I wont be saying it with urine breath)