Shall we get a little dirty?

Minors DNI. Blocked on sight. SFW, NSFW, and NSFWE content all permitted in text form. Mod Rose is pro-fiction.

[homestuck-confessional]

Perhaps we ought to crack this tome open and take a look.

Just one peek couldn’t hurt.

Of course, we’ll have to abide by certain rules, lest we get too far ahead of ourselves.

Shall we get a little dirty?

(Adult-only Homestuck Confessions blog for your more dubious needs. Mod Rose is pro-fiction but will not discourse with fancops. Dirty thoughts, headcanons, controversial opinions, and more will all be published; check the Preface for more information. Please do not interact if you are under 18; you will be blocked. Anyone else can interact.)

[homestuck-confessional]

I want dad Egbert to smoke a cigar and ash it into my mouth

[homestuck-confessional]

Mom lalonde? I think you mean MILF Lalonde. 😏

[homestuck-confessional]

*thonk* so.... theoretically... if you used the life ring as a cockring, would your boner never die?

[homestuck-confessional]

listen,id absolutely love to blow my load all over nepetas cute face. i mean listen,cats love milk

[homestuck-confessional]

Sollux is best boy and deserves to be pegged

[homestuck-confessional]

(Kanaya voice) I've come to make an announcement: Jade Harley's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her barkbeast fuckin' knotty dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG!!! :D", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Jade Harely, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

[EXPLOSION NOISE] 

That's right, baby! All tentacles, no knots, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

[homestuck-confessional]

i just want karkat to PIN ME DOWN AND LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME HE HATES ME (LOVES ME) AND THEN WE PASSIONATELY MAKE OUT WHILE HE RIPS MY CLOLTHES OFF AND STARTS SCRATCHING AND BITING ME INTO OBLIVION and THEN MAYBE HE COULD PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE CAN HAVE S*X : ) :) :) AND HIS BULGE IS LIKE FAT AS FUCK

[homestuck-confessional]

one time i was really obsessed with eridan and the only thing i could think about was him getting rammed by literally any homestuck or other character

[homestuck-confessional]

I want both Dave and Dirk to drug Jake and do whatever they want with him

[homestuck-confessional]

I want bro strider to wrap his arms around me and never let go. I mean literally never. I will lug that beefcake along with me wherever I go. I would wear him like a backpack

[homestuck-confessional]

dave strider definitely takes advantage of his time powers to have orgies with himself

[homestuck-confessional]

Kankri and Karkat like to do CNC scenes

[homestuck-confessional]

bro: im having penis surgery dave: i know bro: i love you dave: i love you too after surgery he wakes up and karkat is there bro: where is my beloved dave karkat: who do you think gave you the penis

[homestuck-confessional]

I want Jake English to breed me. I want him to pin me down and cum inside my pussy over and over again until I'm knocked up. Once he's done impregnating me he bitches me into being his cute boywife.

[homestuck-confessional]

kar kat

[homestuck-confessional]

bro this bro that.... a!bro should buy me expensive clothes and be my sugar daddy