Homestuck AUs

AU meaning Alternate Universe. This is a blog of shitty Homestuck AUs that you can use for inspiration if you want, or just to laugh at how shitty they are.

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andrew hussie didn't push out a piece of fiction wherein albert einstein, a jewish man, is indirectly responsible for the holocaust, and wherein adolf hitler is portrayed as just a "pissant"!

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Meowmeow weomweoM

understandable! have a nice day

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tall clubs deuce

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There is a 13th troll that you can only see if you brighten the colors on 3 panels during act 5. His name is Secret Player, and he’s actually the one who orchestrated the entire game.

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au where carapacians are steampunk robots

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Homestuck au where the felt are playing SBURB and talking to the humans whereas the trolls are in a gang that rivals The Midnight Crew

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Humans’ names follow a 4-4 pattern, featuring John Bert, Jade Hare, Dave Ride, and Rose Alon.

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Okay but au where dave is like 5"2-5"4 and everyone is taller than him and John makes constant jokes abt his height but Daves just "so help me I'll punch ur dickle"

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Homosuck was the true story all along, and Caliborn is glad everyone enjoys his masterpiece.

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Au where a doomed timeline results in DaveRoseSprite. DaveRoseSprite proceeds to hop through time and screw with timelines, resulting in a Protective Dad (tm) Gamzee, stage magician Eridan, Equius owns 12 industrial strength horses, Aradia is alive, Tavros is 80% sassier, and Maplehoof replaces Doc Scratch. Everything else is the same.

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The Snapd8s start back up.

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Eridan is replaced by Alex Kralie (from Marble Hornets) and Alex is in a shitty attempt at an Eridan cosplay

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God tiering is Dog tiering for everyone, as dogs are the most perfect beings.

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Do you give shout outs to AU blogs?

uh depends i guess but most likely! i’d have to look at the blog and see their content, so if the blog’s blank i probably wouldn’t but otherwise? yeah i guess! send in your au blogs if you like and i’ll give them a shout :0

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Instead of Hal existing as a pair of Dirk’s shades, he exists in a robotic Maplehoof.

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Everything is the same except Karkat types in all lowercase and tries to be exceptionally polite.

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The furry characters bring fur cons to Earth C.