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Helene/21

[handweavers]

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[haaarpb]

a bedtime comic.

[ytmp4-deactivated20220804]

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[mornington-the-crescent]

[quasi-normalcy]

Sometimes, fucked-up little stories work as social critique and, sometimes, fucked-up little stories are just fucked-up little stories and that's okay.

[milfsisyphus]

have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍

[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[kaesaaurelia]

[holorifle]

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

[davidaprice]

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[stardust-musings]

Editing other people's posts - what could possibly go wrong?!?

[tlitookilakin]

[valtsv]

whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

[dolleyesdollmouth]

Be Not Afraid

[nothinghererightnow-deactivated]

[tabloidsores]

[everythingstarstuff]

[lostinhistory]

They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[djpaulyd]

this comment was about creep by radiohead

[shiopomu-remade]

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player: