wacky hijinks

my entire personality is a joke but also i'm dead serious about everything ☆ 23 ☆ gay lol ☆ he/him ☆ side blog to man1cpixiedreampuppy

[homofromtatooine]

saw revenge of the sith in theaters last night and i feel it requires a post to the blog themed after star wars even if i never actually star wars post here

[homofromtatooine]

[homofromtatooine]

saw revenge of the sith in theaters last night and i feel it requires a post to the blog themed after star wars even if i never actually star wars post here

[halondrus]

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

[halondrus]

hill

[thund3rnrain]

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

[homofromtatooine]

not 2 get nsfw but oh my GOD is celibacy not punishment enough 😭😭😭

[kosmogrl]

when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard

[heateron]

keanu reeves and river phoenix in my own private idaho (1991) dir. gus van sant

[homofromtatooine]

putting mementos in my journal rn and read a Breakup Journal EntryTM expecting it to be depressing, but it was actually like 1 sentence about my ex and then 3 paragraphs of horny rambling about how hot wolverine is and my [redacted] kink so... guess i didn't actually gaf about him...

[savethelifeofmychild]

do you want to have sex with me i promise it will be totally weird and unsatisfying maybe we can make it a whole thing

[sacred-portal]

[tlirsgender]

I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

[sacred-portal]

[queer-as-city-folk]

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

[queer-as-city-folk]

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

[advanced-passenger-train]

He did it in bloke daylight

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

[chucktaylorupset]

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke

[sacred-portal]

[vixelight-art]

imagining Gideon using tiktok is so funny to me

[homofromtatooine]

dentist appt got moved back two days

[twin-fantasies]