[comraderoscoes]

leo leclerc’s silence about pride month is deafening btw .. god rest the soul of canonical ally roscoe hamilton. they don’t make them like that anymore

[homophobicdog]

i literally like boy dogs and now that my flop father is straight my view of gay people has improved

[homophobicdog]

*gives you a dog cookie*

thank you yum

[homophobicdog]

since the cars are smaller this year do you think this is a step towards making the cars small enough for you to drive

yes of course. who do you think pushed for them to be made smaller?

[homophobicdog]

stop calling me a pr dog

[homophobicdog]

not a single treat yet this year. flop father too busy with the flop car that doesn’t even taste nice

[meightyone]

[homophobicdog]

i’m back where are my treats

[homophobicdog]

arrête de me dit de sang svp…

stop telling me about blood pls…

[homophobicdog]

De sang est chaud.

j’ai peur…..

[homophobicdog]

de sang est chaud.

erm ouais mais c’est pas un dessert pour les chiens….

[homophobicdog]

how do you feel about being stuck with your gay flop dad forever

sigh… does anyone know how to train humans?

[homophobicdog]

can i be your parents' third like scoot over y'all

if you bring me dog ice cream maybe we can work something out

[homophobicdog]

https://twitter.com/wdclebbl/status/1986126260452630799

https://twitter.com/HeyitsNat_A/status/1986115583264399476

you are NAWT beating the allegaytions 😭

i thought it was ok to be gay… if it really is bad and makes you flop please tell me….

[homophobicdog]

stop misfruiting your dad what if he's bi

i’m a dog not a cat

[homophobicdog]

now that it’s so cold does anyone know any warm desserts for dogs… maybe my straight flop dad will get it for me…

[homophobicdog]

please remember that getting the couple’s dog a gift is the most important wedding tradition

[homophobicdog]

how do you feel about your parents getting engaged

i’m so happy i hope they have dog ice cream at the wedding