im crying because im a cancer

mine and my friends horoscopes

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What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

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Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

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Water sign bathroom: Wah I'm so sad I just got broken up with omg there there ill help u get through this

Fire sign bathroom:

[astr0freak-blog]

Water signs as types of water

Cancer - Stream. The fresh water that trickles along the dent in the land. She offers water to the thirsty animals and humans. She offers survival. She lets you feel her most gentle touch, a liquid breeze. She offers pebbles to the bored, clean water to heal wounds and wash. She offers fish for food, a pretty and gentle sound as you traverse the land around her. If you listen carefully, she’s whispering to you the way to go. If you travel towards her core, you’ll find she’s deeper than anticipated, larger and stronger than you thought. She’s more dangerous than she will ever let you think, and feels more than you might see. 

Scorpio - Marianas Trench. The deepest body of water. He hides the creatures of the dark, untouchable to the human race. You can’t touch his soul, for it’s compressed beneath tons of fluid. He will not let it show. He will not let you touch it. It belongs at the bottom where only his most beloved creatures can reach it. He is mysterious, a fascination. You only know what he lets you see, what he lets you feel. He stings your wounds, heals you, is inside your blood without your knowledge. He sees the deepest parts of you, but will never let you deep enough to see his.

Pisces - Pacific Ocean. The largest ocean. She sees every boat that has come and that will come. She makes every wave, feels the splashes of children’s feet on her shorelines. She is friends with all the creatures of the deep, brushes the ocean floor so gently, creating places for her mermaids to hide. She licks your wounds with her salty potion. With all she has learned, all that she feels, she is dangerous. Do not cross her body before understanding and caution. She is beautiful, but she demands the respect as the oldest soul on earth.

water / earth / fire / air

[astrologyqueenn]

2020

Aries / Aries, this year will not only be fulfilling, but monumental. This past year tugged you around and showed you the ropes and transformed you, but this year will be the catalyst for what you wish to achieve. You will embark on many different journies and trails to become who you are and it will make you different in the end, but better.

Taurus / Taurus, although this year you may have felt lost and unsure of where to go next, you still made it and feeling proud of yourself for that is not a shameful thing. However, this year will bring a lot of closure for you in a lot of things that have made you feel lost and uncertain of who you are. You will be on a journey of self discovery this year, and a lot of your questions will be answered. You just have to be patient an enjoy the ride.

Gemini / Gemini, this past year might’ve been a roller coaster for you, with a lot of ups and maybe a lot more downs than anticipated. However, this year will be all about self love for you. Learning how to take care of yourself and trusting yourself to get through even the hardest of situations. It’s not an easy task to become your own best friend, but this year you will realize that you are the only one who is stuck with you for the rest of your life, and you will find peace in that.

Cancer / Cancer, this year threw a lot at you and you may have had more successes than you realize. This year, your main focus will be to acknowledge how far you have come and embrace where you are now. Sometimes you may get lost in a seeming failure or something you might’ve done wrong, but you have to stop yourself in your tracks when you do this. This year will show an abundance of strength for you, and you will learn how to manifest it.

Leo / Leo, this past year may have felt really long for you, maybe because there was a lot packed into it, or maybe because there wasn’t enough. But now, you’re running towards everything you want this year, full force. Nothing can stop you. You will learn the drive within you and how abundant it is, and just how much you can take. Sprinting towards your dreams and everything that you want, you will not let anyone or anything stop you this year. You’ve had enough pain, it’s time to let the light in.

Virgo / Virgo, I sense that there was a lot of change for you this year and it may have knocked you down a little. This year, you will learn to accept that change and see it as an opportunity. You see, the bad things that happen to us are sometimes blessings. Although things can be hard, that doesn’t mean nothing good comes out of it. You are going to see the light at the end of the tunnel this year and it’s going to give you hope again.

Libra / Libra, this past year may have been transformative for you. You may feel like a different person than you were at the start. This year, you’re going to push away things that aren’t meant for you. You’re going to accept love as pure and innocent, instead of toxic and degrading. You’re going to learn what is best for you and in your life. You’re only going to accept things that bring you joy.

Scorpio / Scorpio, your passion and drive is undeniable and can be seen by everyone. However, it’s just as important to know when to slow down and take time for yourself. This year you need to focus on not going so fast, taking time to smell the roses, and enjoy the moment. This may be hard for you, but it is an essential key for your happiness. You’re so used to working hard and making things happen, but everyone gets worn out from time to time.

Sagittarius / Sagittarius, you might’ve had some big wins and changes this past year. I want you to remember those and feel pride in yourself. This year, you’re going to look back and the past and work through things that you’ve been ignoring. This is important for your growth, to acknowledge these things. They’re not going to feel bad and toxic anymore, but part of who you are and you’re going to embrace that more than ever. It’s important to look back sometimes and work through new things.

Capricorn / Capricorn, this year may be a big one for you. Everything you work hard towards will finally have meaning and you may be offered big opportunities. This is your time, don’t belittle the things you have done and remember just how hard you have worked at becoming who you want to be. It’s easy to get lost in it, embrace it as it comes.

Aquarius / Aquarius, this past year might have been more stressful than previous years. But this year, there will be relief. There will be things that come out of the woodworks for you, and it will be up to you to accept them as they come. Do not be too scared or not confident enough in yourself to do them, you can do anything you put your mind to.

Pisces / Pisces, this year you will realize how much you can help. Maybe with people, in your community, or just in day to day life. You have a natural talent of generosity without expecting anything in return, and that is so special. This year will be rewarding for you to say the least, and you will realize how special you are and how much you are worth to this world. People like you are rare to find.

[realastrologies]

The signs in a bad mood

Aries: Really angry and always feel like they wanna punch someone or something. They also get annoyed at everything, even furniture. But all they want is someone they can talk to to calm them down. Ironically, they also want to be left alone. They can be sensitive and they don’t care if people don’t like it because they’re too angry to. If they’re extremely mad they’d probably start crying out of frustration. They don’t always know how to deal with their emotions. 

Taurus: They get annoyed even by the sounds of people. Sometimes they get ticked off to the point of wanting to cry because of frustration but they hate it because they don’t want people to see them as weak and because it’s a humiliating feeling. They’ll speak their mind if needed. They never forget things that make them mad so if you pissed them off five years ago they’ll remember it now. 

Gemini: They are detached, and every attempt at a conversation turns into a debate and passive aggressive. They are either extremely open about it or completely ignores why they’re annoyed because they’re not really the type to try and get revenge just because they had a small burst of irritability. They may cry if they’re under enough stress already but they won’t tell anyone they did unless they’re very close. They are blatantly unamused or may be distant in social situations if they can’t get their mind away from it quickly. 

Cancer: They don’t like to get angry so they keep their frustrations to themselves until they it’s too much and they explode. Usually they yell and they get very passive aggressive when that happens. After they get it all out they start to cry if they’re that frustrated. If not, they’ll just be snappy and rude. And then they start to ignore you. They’re also very moody people. 

Leo: When Leos are mad, everything you do annoys them. There’s only some people who can calm them down. You can tell when they’re in a bad mood because they don’t talk or laugh at all and that’s what they usually do then they’re happy. They’re stubborn so it takes a lot for them to be happy again when they’re unhappy so it’s best to just leave them alone because they’ll probably lash out at you, which is not exactly the best thing for you. 

Virgo: In a bad mood, Virgos glare at everything that comes their way. They are high strung and won’t talk about why they’re upset unless they’re asked. They will be quieter than usual. They also like to ignore people. They are distant, they’re not talkative, smiley, or laughing but they’re more sarcastic than usual. 

Libra: Don’t make Libras them repeat themselves when they’re angry. Don’t ask them useless questions. They will ignore you if you keep trying to have a conversation with them or they won’t bother with giving long answers. They just shrug their shoulders or shake their head. They want everyone to go away but feels lonely when they do. They get really snappy. They can also get kind of loud and aggressive. 

Scorpio: When Scorpios are upset, they are always irritated. The littlest things bug them but they’re also slightly emotional so they cry when they’re frustrated and they absolutely hate it. They also passive aggressive as hell. Sometimes aggressively passive aggressive. Do not mess with them because they will not hold back. You’ve been warned. But they will not stay angry for long because they get over things quickly but the longer you drag it on the longer it takes for them to get over it. They like to rant out their frustrations to a friend or two but if they don’t show interest it makes them feel worthless and lonely. Their answers also get very boring and are even more sarcastic than usual. They’re very moody people. They like to be alone when they are angry or at least with someone they trust. But they won’t talk about it with anyone else. 

Sagittarius: They get angry but they usually try to suppress their feelings. They don’t forget about it though. They can get very aggressive and will want to fight everyone and everything. They get irritated by the smallest things and they just want to ignore everyone. They can get sarcastic as well and their attitude will change drastically. They just want everyone to leave them alone. 

Capricorn: Capricorns take their anger off innocent people and blame them. They don’t want to be talked to and get annoyed extremely easily. The little things bother them and they can’t get snappy. They act like they want to be alone but they really don’t. They ignore people and don’t show they’re mad but really they’re just internally screaming at you. They keep things bottled up and are selective of what they show you. 

Aquarius: They’re ready to murder anyone that gets in their way. They get violent and will lash out on you if you bother them or get in their personal space. They don’t know what to do with their emotions since they bottle up their emotions so they might get emotional. You can expect silent treatment and they want to be left alone. 

Pisces: They don’t usually get mad or irritated but when they do they think very deeply about the situation. They need their space to think and calm down. They forgive but never forget. They get annoyed by the smallest things and are really sarcastic. They learn to hold in their tears after a while but sometimes they burst into tears if it gets to be too much.

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how it feels to be each sign

aries: when you’ve been ready to go for hours and everyone else isn’t even out of bed yet

taurus: when you wait happily for someone even if you’re tired but they can’t find the patience to wait for you

gemini: when you go to an antique store and want to look at everything but your friends get bored and leave you behind

cancer: that last bit of hope you hold onto even though you know something is going to go wrong

leo: when you give someone a really great present for their birthday but they don’t even remember yours

virgo: knowing exactly how something is going to play out but trying to convince yourself that it’ll go a different way

libra: when all your friends have relationship problems and you help them through it but you’re still single

scorpio: that sinking gut feeling when you see someone you like with someone else even though you know you’re better

sagittarius: when you want to ride the biggest roller coaster at the park but your friends are too afraid so you do it by yourself

capricorn: working on a project for weeks to make sure it’s perfect and someone else does better than you with half the effort

aquarius: when you feel manic or out of touch with reality but everyone else seems to be going along just fine

pisces: you’re the first to help a friend in need even if you don’t think they’d be there to help you

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[scorpiofx]

i know i roast virgo placements a lot on here, but i love virgo energy so much. developed virgos are so caring, they put all their energy into looking after others, especially their loved ones. no one has ever taken care of me the way my virgo friends do, and i’m so grateful that virgo influenced people exist! thank you all for being angels and taking caring of us when no one else will 💘

[mvyflowerss]

Astrology Signs as Possums

[lalunequibrille1111]

what the venus signs need in a partner

aries: adventure

aries venus looks for a partner in crime. they love the thrill of the chase; they want constant excitement and stimulation. they need someone who will never bore them, who will make their life fun and exciting every day, so that every day feels like a new adventure

taurus: loyalty

taurus venus looks for a ride or die. they mate for life, and they will devote their whole being to their partner. they can be very possessive and they need someone who is devoted to them and only them

gemini: wit

gemini venus looks for a beautiful mind. they want someone they can talk to until 3 am. they want to know their partner’s deepest thoughts. stimulating conversation is immensly attractive to them

cancer: sensitivity

cancer venus looks for someone to care for; for someone to care for them. they need a partner that is emotionally available, that they can love and nurture. they need a shoulder to cry on; someone that will hold their hand and tell them that everything will be ok

leo: glamour

leo venus needs a partner that can match their vibrancy. they want the class clown, someone who lights up the room. they want someone to laugh with, to look good with. they truly want a partner, a counterpart

virgo: comprehension

virgo venus needs someone who can speak their love language. they need a partner who understands their quirks, their subtle ways of showing affection. they want someone who can match their mind, someone who can help them break down their walls

libra: beauty

libra venus looks for beauty personified. they want someone who is beautiful inside and out, a beautiful soul. they want someone who makes their life sweet, that makes each day like a dream

scorpio: depth

scorpio venus looks for an enigma. they want to unearth you, to discover you more and more every day. they need someone who can match their intensity. they want someone with a story, with battle scars. they want to intertwine their soul with yours, to leave their mark on your life

sagittarius: spontenaity

sagittarius venus looks for someone who’s down for whatever whenever. they want someone who can keep them on their toes, who can be crazy with them. they need someone who’s not afraid to truly live, to suck the marrow out of life

capricorn: patience

capricorn venus looks for someone who will wait for them. they can be cold as ice, and they need someone who will melt them, who will take the time to do it. they’re no easy nut to crack, so they need someone who will be patient with them and understand the way they express their love

aquarius: independence

aquarius venus looks for someone who will let them be free. autonomy is so important to these venusians. they need someone who will give them space when they need it, give them room to breathe; not smother them. they need someone who can recognize this need for independence

pisces: sympathy

pisces venus looks for someone who will listen to them, who will reassure them and help them pick their head up when they’re down. they need someone who will show them love and affection, and help them through all of life’s twists and turns

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People who hate Scorpios: pussy

People who hate Gemini: stubborn/inflexible

People who hate Taurus: non commital/fear of intimacy

People who hate libra: normal

People who hate Pisces: impatient

People who hate cancer: cruel

People who hate leo: insecure

People who hate Aries: boring

People who hate Sagittarius: been cheated on by a sag

People who hate Aquarius: low IQ

People who hate Virgo: self absorbed

People who hate Capricorn: lazy and meek

[shrooomp]

zodiac signs as things i’ve done

Aries: tried to annoy people and accidentally made them proud of me

Taurus: skipped school to see a movie (bonus: my principal drove me to the cinema)

Gemini: made a meme out of myself

Cancer: walked out of my room wearing only underwear while my crush (who is also a family friend, sort of) was standing in the hallway

Leo: set a microwave on fire

Virgo: applied for a course i was sure i wouldn’t get into but somehow did

Libra: adopted a random cat that showed up on my doorstep

Scorpio: went skinny-dipping with my neighbor

Sagittarius: ‌went grocery shopping and came back with a dog and a hedgehog

Capricorn: organized a food festival at my school

Aquarius: dyed my hair blue just because mom told me not to

Pisces: got drunk at my high school principal’s house (multiple times)

[zodiacsociety]

Cancerians need:

Understanding, commitment, warmth, compassion, protection, relaxation, softness

[ninetailedfoxmanchi]

Zodiac Signs As Random Things

Aries: red lips, intense glares, sixties country music, summer bonfires, nylon stockings, red roses, dresses well

Taurus: wears nice perfume, doesn’t like their photo taken, gunpowder, midnight talks, sarcastic remarks, parchment sheets

Gemini: the smell of books, vintage glasses, listens to The Beatles religiously, used tea bags laying on the counter, flowers swaying in the wind

Cancer: master of seduction, everyone’s best friend, contagious laughter, green eyes, good at cross-road puzzles, flushed cheeks

Leo: sun-kissed skin, the smell of honey, orange peel, pear blossom, coffee stains everywhere, keeps a journal

Virgo: lilacs, floral skirts, ginger ale, enjoys opera, can dance to anything, shy glimpses at their crush

Libra: gourmand coffee, mood swings, fun socks, whiskey on the rocks, long kisses, intellectual discussions, vintage movie dates

Scorpio: expensive cigarettes, blue iris flowers, copper skin, long fingers,  Mexican soap operas are their hidden pleasure

Sagittarius: positively godly, loves moderate luxury, turquoise, takes coffee with cream and sugar, cinnamon eyes, dark lipstick

Capricorn: bubbly giggles, silly comments, mustard yellow, good at cooking, wishes summer would last the entire year

Aquarius: good manners, strawberry lips, piles of unread books, beer over wine, natural beauty 

Pisces: lilies, cherry blossom, lace, rebel without a cause, old-fashioned kind of love, listens to records, dry flowers in notebooks

[idontknowshitboutastrology]

[atomicbecky]

The signs as Lil Nas X tweets

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[astrologers-cloud-club]

understanding their love language—zodiac signs—

aries: difficult yet natural and out of their control, when they feel love they try their best to keep their cool but you’ll oftentimes see them burst out the most random and aggressive things ever, because it’s overwhelming to hold it all in; they do those cute little things and expect you to fall head-over-heels for them

taurus: they’ll make an impression—put themselves in favourable situations that make them look good, show signs of generosity and friendliness and even show off some of their looks and skills—in order to get you to notice them; will try to act “not that interested” but low-key will have a jealousy outburst if someone else comes close to you

gemini: blabbering about the most little and weird things ever just so that they can hear your voice and be sure that they’ve got your attention on them; they make themselves remarkable through words more than actions—not that they won’t physically show interest, it’s just that they have a way of using words that’s super charming—

cancer: when attracted, they will pay extra attention to you, observe how you interact with others, how you talk under pressure or how you smile when you are happy (stalker-ish??) and will use these small observations as ways to compliment you in the most unique ways possible; just like taurus, they will try their best to come across as interesting, almost as if they are the spotlight; usually shy and distant, will let you approach them patiently, nurturing

leo: even though it’s hard to picture them as being sublte, especially because they are very expressive human beings, they do have some sort of finesse and are some of the smoothest people when sliding into your dms; they’ll somehow always be around you, possibly competing with you (can come off as arrogant if you, yourself, have a competitive nature) but overall, they’ll be sweet and transparent

libra: flirtatious by nature it’s quite hard to know for real if they have genuine feelings for you but if they dress extra fancy around you, giggle at most of your jokes and make an effort to basically force themselves into appearing uninterested and independent, they probably have the hots for you

scorpio: they stare and they stare hard, shamelessly and non-stop; they will devour your presence with their eyes and will observe how you react under their tension, they will note down your habits, your conversations with other people and how you walk, smile and look around you; basically stalkers; when approaching you they will use that stalking and come up with conversations based on mutual interests to see how much passion hides withing you but also to figure your mind out

sagittarius: they’ll be loud show-offs and will most likely use their friends as support to convince you that they are super cool and fun; will have mood swings but that’s because your presence in their lives makes them nervous; they have incredible charm and will 100% use it to lure you in especially when giving compliments or dropping flirtatious hints—can be touchy af AND CHEESY—

capricorn: they will try their best to initiate conversation with you; they’ll show interest and support in your own beliefs, goals and dreams and will want to lend you a helping hand if they can; not good at expressing how they feel but they will always be there for you if you’re in a bad place (will hug you)

aquarius: they’ll basically ignore you, not even look in your eyes and probably give you the impression that they hate you; in reality they are silently observing you and will strike random conversations about things that remind them of you (send you memes, songs etc); they will appear as they are friend zoning you but that’s actually how they show love

pisces: they will go out of their way to spend time with you and get to know the real you; will put a lot of effort in getting you to understand how much you mean to them; will text you a lot and ask how was your day

[astro-memes88]

new favourite meme format