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Another Maryam for the collection.
Ah yes.
I Feel Honored To Be Coveted As A Collectors Item
How Auspicious
Bare Midriffs Are In This Season But I Have The Strangest Feeling That You Need A Midriff For That Look To Work
Look At My Outfit
==> Seduce
"No Kanaya, I’m not done. If I were done, you would 8e satisfied with me and we’d 8e at the very least on okay terms. Clearly you’re not and I expected that."
That was all 8lurted out. Her words hit me hard, not 8ecause I didn’t know what I did to her, 8ut……..I don’t know. May8e 8ecause I never got to hear it directly from her. May8e 8ecause I know I’m a shit friend and no matter how much I try to change that I can’t fix that which I reduced to ru88le in the past.
8ut it worked with Aradia? Not quite. I don’t want to think a8out her either. Awkward mess, that one is. Fuck me.Â
Two sweeps l8, Vriska. And you don’t even have coffee.Â
Two sweeps, reads everything around me. The atmosphere, the attitude, the initial request. Two sweeps.
"Two sweeps l8, 8ut dammit at least I’m here. Fuck, I’ll make it four sweeps for all I care, six, 8ight! That doesn’t mean I’m going to not feel like shit for ruining everything the way I did! The 8ottom line is, I’m here, Kanaya, and 8oth of us want this tension gone, so gods damn me for trying, 8ut I’d really like to see some results!"Â
I paused.
"……..It took me that long to grow the fuck up…and now that I have I’m giving this shit a shot and even though it’s 8een two sweeps and it really shouldn’t matter, it still does. And damn it all, I’m going to make it right. Even if it means…….."
I can’t possi8ly 8e thinking of doing that, can I?
Another tiny sigh, this accompanied by an unseen eyeroll. Fine, maybe she's not exactly the same. But she's definitely not all that different. Still trying to rush into things, especially when they require patience and tact. That was always her problem. She didn't think. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions. And then when something went wrong, she'd always wonder what happened.
You're trying hard to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she's not making a very good case for herself.
You stop her by placing your hands on her shoulders with a stern motherly grasp. "Please Stop For A Moment"
"I Understand You Want To Try To Fix This And I Appreciate The Thought More Than I Can Express, Though I Dont Understand Why Now Of All Times" Your lips tighten again for the briefest of moments. "However If You Truly Want To Fix Everything Between Us Youre Going To Need To Put In More Work Over A Longer Period Of Time Because This Isnt Something That Can Be Solved In One Fell Swoop"
Your gaze softens for half a second, and you dare to grace her with half a smile. "It Took Us Two Sweeps To Get Here And You Expect To Undo It With A Snap Of Your Fingers"
Your Depths Made A Pressure That Punctured My Works And All Your Fluids Couldnt Tolerate The Force Of My Thirst I Love The Place Where We Shared Our Tiny Grace But Just Because Its Real Dont Mean Its Gonna Work
I was not made for love.
A Six Word Story (via fuckinq)Â (via rantspecibus)
==> Seduce
"No, we’re not six anymore and I totally agree with that, 8ut dammit, Kanaya you are still acting like it happened last week!"Â
I admit to myself that that may have 8een a little over the top as far as escal8tion goes, 8ut that doesn’t matter right now. I just keep going. Also, what the fuck is wrong with my shoes? They’re comforta8le and that’s why I wore them.Â
"Sure I’m a little shit still, 8ut it’s 8een SWEEPS since that happened and you can’t let a stupid incident I got myself involved in go just to make something as 8eautiful as this without complaining a8out the IRRELEVANT possi8ility of my going off and seducing someone else! And as I said 8efore, as if that fucking matters 8ecause as far as I know, YOU’RE OVER ME."Â
I’m getting furious myself, and I can’t stop. I keep telling myself to stop 8efore I say something stupid, 8ut 8y now it’s pro8a8ly a little too l8.Â
I just want the tension gone.
I want it gone.
I want my friend 8ack.
Fuck seducing her like I’d originally planned, that’s a fucking stupid idea and it was from the moment it was spawned from whatever 8east of a pan I had at that time.
"And don’t you fucking dare criticize my choice in footwear 8ecause I literally own nothing else, so unless you want me waltzing in here 8arefoot then do me a favour and can it, Maryam. At LEAST I had the courtesy not to videotape myself forcefully making out with some random fuckwit and sending it to you."
Well, that's quite the outburst. Apparently, she came here to yell at you. Alright. You just fold your arms and allow her to have her tantrum. It's really the best thing you can do here.
You quietly absorb her words as she practically shouts them in your face. And, alright, perhaps you have been a little unfair. But only a little. She did break your heart. And your diamond. True, you've been holding onto a fair bit of resentment, and it's made you rather bitter. However, it's also true that she never apologized. She never even thought to apologize until just now. Would it really have been so hard for her to do that?
You don't think so. You've probably both been a little foolish here. As soon as she started talking to you again, you automatically assumed she was the same as always. You never even gave her a chance. Maybe it was to protect yourself, but it was still terribly rude.
"Are You Done?" It sounds condescending (or in your usual manner, actually exceptionally monotonous), but it's actually a legitimate question. You don't want to interrupt or talk over her. "Well Im Sorry Vriska It Was Unfair Of Me To Treat You So Harshly For So Long"
You gesture widely toward her and the room full of dusty machinery, casting luminescence briefly into a few dark corners. "But What Am I Supposed To Make Of This? You Must Realize How Difficult It Is For Me To Accept An Apology Thats Nearly Two Sweeps Late"
You let out a sigh before continuing. "You Utterly Devastated Me And Then Left Me To Brood Without So Much As A Spare Thought And You Expect Me Not To Have Grown Bitter In Your Absence" A pause punctuated by a small shake of your head. "Im Sorry But If You Really Want To Apologize And Be Friends Again Its Going To Take More Than A Dress And Some Belated Although I Do Believe Heartfelt Words"
Tron Prom Dress by Victoria Schmidt / Scruffy Rebel and Jinyo
Programmed by Jinyo with some savvy hacking skills and el wire, Victoria aka Scruffy Rebel rocked this Tron Dress at San Diego Comic-Con ‘11… for the Users!
Victoria: Website (Lead photo: dr_teng / other photos:Â LJinto)
==> Seduce
Well, okay. That didn’t work out as well as I planned. Aside from her clearly annoyed tone, she looks tense. I’m going to have to calm her down 8efore I do anything even more stupid. 8ut what could I do? Fuck, she clearly already h8s me, when I……..
Dammit, I have to think of something.Â
She’s tall and glowy and actually kind of intimid8ing.Â
That’s something unrel8ed. Fuck me.
Another unrel8ed thing.Â
Okay, how a8out this?
"We’ll call this an apology, Kanaya. One 8ig fuck up in the past, and now it’s a8out time I make up for it. I used to think it wasn’t worth doing, 8ut…….."
I trail off. My pan’s gone 8lank and I don’t know what to say, fuck I don’t know what to say! I get this fucking far and all I can say is that 8ullshit? Even if, yes, it is an apology of sorts, that 8in’t gonna slide with her. She’s a hell of a lot tougher to 8r8k than that. I know that too well.Â
I just hope my anxiety over this isn’t showing.Â
Okay. I know why I’m here, and that’s to get rid of this damn tension 8etween us. I want her to not think I’m a piece of shit not worth her time.Â
I want to 8e a piece of shit that is worth her time.Â
I assume it’s too early to try to touch her to calm her down, so I keep my distance where we stand.Â
"You made me this dress and I told you it was for a special occasion. Here’s that occasion."
What the hell is she on about? An apology? As if you're stupid enough to believe that without further proof.
"The Special Occasion Being Appearing In My Hive Uninvited"
You move to set your cup down on a nearby desk. You're beginning to feel a little more confident in this exchange. She doesn't seem nearly as formidable as she used to, probably due in no small part to the significant height difference.
"You Know Apologizing For Something That Happened Sweeps Ago Is Rather Pointless Dont You? Were Not Six Anymore Vriska" You quirk an eyebrow at her, surveying your handiwork. She does look good in the dress, of course. Though her choice in accessories is, as always, somewhat lacking. "You Really Wore Those Shoes With That Dress"
It would be impossible to hide the disgust in your voice even if you wanted to, which you don't.
haha yeah its great aint it
so rad
Id Rather Go With Idiotic And Pointless
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well i mean if u wanna get techinincal its a set of 2 continents. but ppl like 2 refer 2 the usa (a country) as america bc its short and easy
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==> Seduce
In the instant that I see her, I’m already off my game. I mean, I haven’t seen the troll in……..well, a while. Let alone the fact that I didn’t really mentally prepare myself for this too well. Rushed? Nah, of course not.Â
I have to say something to answer her 8efore she cuts me in half though, so it’s a8out time I kick my ass into gear. I approach her with a simple, su8tly flaunting nature, using that to give me just a moment more to think until I reach her. She’s not that 8ad, Vriska.  And you’ve got a goal here.
Seduce her?Â
Gods, I’m insane. 8ut damn, do I look hot? Hell yeah I do. (Girl look at that 8ody.)Â
"I have my reasons, Maryam."
Gr8 answer.
"Give me one good reason why my 8eing here would 8e a 8ad thing."
What in the world is she doing? Why is she walking like that? Is there something wrong with her hips? Also, has she always been that short? You don't remember, but you're mostly sure she used to be at least half a foot taller.
Oh, she's coming closer. What does she want from you, and why is she looking at you like that? Your eyebrows furrow and your lips tighten. She's acting suspicious. If she's up to something, you're going to put an end to it.
"Because I Didnt Invite You And You Didnt Ask" Your voice sounds terse, taking on a lecturing tone. "Its Very Rude To Show Up Unannounced You Know"
You're vaguely aware that you're gripping your tea cup rather tightly. Really, what is she thinking? After everything, she thinks she can just waltz into your hive like this? Does she have a complaint about the dress? If so, wouldn't it be more convenient to just tell you online? You really don't know to think of this situation other than being annoyed, which you most certainly are.
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be glad its not all shitposting abt america
America Is A Continent On Earth Right
My Dashboard Is Very Quiet
Is There A Human Holiday Today
Humans Have So Many Holidays I Cant Honestly Keep Track
==> Seduce
An hour? Who needs an hour to decide shit like whether or not to seduce the girl who’s supposedly done with you? Not Vriska, obviously. Noooo, you need only a few minutes to decide that, yes, you really like her, and yes, you want to show her that you do. You’re really impulsive like that, but when has that ever been different?
You’ve already worked through the necessary things to get Kanaya’s coordinates. It really wasn’t that hard. But you can’t get too ahead of yourself? Even an impulsive little shit like you needs to slow down for necessary preparations. For instance: You’re not wearing shoes. That’s probably a terrible idea if you’re going out, so you quickly remedy that by finding something that’ll work with it. Blue converse? Perfect. You put those on.Â
Makeup? Well, your usual blue is all you have. Oh well.
You look in a mirror one last time. You are one STRIKINGLY HOT woman. Who happens to be five foot two. Okay, you’re more adorable than hot, but you don’t believe that. Whatever. It’s time to leave anyway, so with everything set, you load the coordinates into your transportilizer and send yourself away in an instant.Â
Steam billows out into the room, rising as you pour yourself a cup of freshly brewed tea. Setting the tea pot back on the stovetop, you sigh. Why did you let her rope you back in like that? You thought you were stronger now. Unfortunately it seemed Vriskas magnetism was simply too much for you.
You'll just have to try harder, you resolve while stirring sugar cubes into the brown liquid. You know all too well what happens when you let Vriska Serket rule your life.
You take a sip from your cup before starting back to your respite block. Maybe you'll sit down and make yourself something nice to feel better.
Passing through a corridor, you hear a faint whirr followed by the pop of a transportalizer appearifying. What could that be? You weren't expecting anything. Cup in hand, you take a small detour to investigate your machinery block. Opening the door, you illuminate the room yourself, seeing little point in locating the light switch since there's probably nothing there. Directly after having that thought you're shocked, to say the least, to find Vriska, in that dress you made her.
"What" You blink at her, wondering if you're seeing things. "Vriska Why Are You In My Hive"
Yeah, it’s pretty gr8 with you doing nice things for me. ::::PÂ
I missed that.Â
Hmm.Â
I need to go do something really quick!Â
Just Try Not To Get It Dirty
Youve Only Had It A Few Minutes After All