stuff from honey kingdom

this blog is dedicated to Sonic oc AU created by @/ulalucyfera - 'mod Lucy'  and @/clownchann - 'mod Tails'

[honey-kingdom]

Lenard: Alright, time to deal with my problems.

Lenard: *loads his gun and points at Arthur*

[honey-kingdom]

[honey-kingdom]

Derric: I made tea.

Solar: I don't want tea.

Derric: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Solar: Then why did you tell me?

Derric: It's a conversation starter.

Solar: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Derric: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[honey-kingdom]

Derric: my dick is so hard

Solar: to find

Derric: :(

[honey-kingdom]

*during an argument*

Solar: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Derric: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[honey-kingdom]

Rozen: You already have everything you needed in order to defeat them.

Jayden: The power of friendship?

Rozen: You have a sword, Jayden. Stab them.

[honey-kingdom]

Ryan: Do you see these arms?

Ryan: *flexes*

Ryan: Wii sports resort

[honey-kingdom]

Solar: Crushes are the worst.

Derric: Yeah, Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Solar: You're always acting stupid.

Derric: ...

[honey-kingdom]

Lenard: Can you stop calling peanut butter that!

Hunter: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Lenard: Everything! Every fucking thing!

[honey-kingdom]

Lenard: What are we gonna do?

Derric: Ah, what are you so worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.

Lenard: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?!

Derric: Lenard, it is never not the time, because, just like you, life is short.

[honey-kingdom]

Cruz: Don't you see?! We're destined to be rivals! Fate has tied us together... Our meeting was written in the stars.. It is our DESTINY to fight until the end!

Rozen:

Rozen: okay cool anyway wanna play mario cart

[honey-kingdom]

Solar: While I'm gone, Derric, you're in charge.

Derric: Yes!!

Solar, whispering: Jayden, you're secretly in charge.

Jayden: Duh.

[honey-kingdom]

Solar, setting down a card: ace of spades

Evelyn, pulling out an uno card: +4

Derric, pulling out a pokemon card: leafeon i choose you

Lyra, trembling: what are we playing

[honey-kingdom]

Azyl: Would you say you're independent?

Lucio:

Lucio: *looks at Castor*

Castor: *nods*

Lucio: Yeah I'd say so

[honey-kingdom]

Ronwe: "She was poetry, but he couldn't read."

Evelyn: His name was Jared, he's nineteen.

Jayden: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Lyra: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.

Derric: Aaaaaay, macarena.

Solar: Horrible job, everyone.

[honey-kingdom]

Hunter: i hate being high, why do i keep hearing footsteps

Ronwe: are you walking?

Hunter:

Hunter: oh shit

[honey-kingdom]

[Hunter looking for Arthur in Kingdom]

Hunter: have you seen this man?

Hunter: average height, blonde hair, yellow and red eyes

Hunter: clearly gay but he hasn’t realized it yet