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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Love Begins
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Jules of Nature
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
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@stardust-annihilation
"shane is living the 'the stripper/slavic fuckboy is in love with you and down to go exclusive' fantasy" this & that. what abt ilya living that "the dl jock trade i cruised in a locker room shower will come out & marry me" life. what about that.
I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
It's Juneteenth, I'm a Black Texan, descendant of enslaved Black Texans. Texas is the only state that fought two different wars to protect slavery and chattel slavery ended the last for it. Juneteenth to me is to celebrate that part of overt white supremacy coming to an end, but it was not the end of white supremacy. It did not stop, with the lynching, the police violence, the redlining, the environmental racism, the segregation. Juneteenth represents a good win aganist the fight against white supremacy, but it's not over.
And for this Juneteenth, I ask for help for my friends that are the victims of this same US white supremacy. Not just today, but everyday Gazans deserve any type of help that you can give them. The technology that is used to segregate and attack and police and destroy Palestinians is the same technology that is sold to Texas to be used for the border patrol and to harass and control immigrants and border communities. This is one, connected fight aganist white supremacy and US control and destruction of Black and Brown bodies. So I ask today if you could donate this, or share, to help provide for a mother and her 2 now fatherless children in Gaza, or anyone else in Gaza who needs help. Like this family with a sick baby. Just do something, especially if you got the day off.
fun work gossip:
-an ant somehow got inbetween the contact points of the high voltage water pump electronics system and shut off the irrigation for half a day. the extremely expensive plumber was called and wouldve cost us hundreds of dollars if my boss hadnt found the fucking ant.
-one of the bareroot nurseries has apparently been selling us an invasive eurasian viburnum for at least 2 years instead of the native variety. shit is about to go down and i am fucking SAT lmao. only got caught bc a client has a botanist on staff.
almost just made an absolutely cursed hr spn crossover post but sometimes things just need to stay in the drafts
oh my god okay fine
a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered
you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters
need electrolysis so bad but that means making Several Phone Calls and in the short term that is somehow worse than my facial hair dysphoria. fml.
they do not tell you about the amount of goose-wrangling you need to do when you work at a nursery
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
10 years!!
people will try to convince you that tolkien is about religion or about good conquering evil or about fate or various other things, but none of this is true. tolkien is actually about characters having sexual encounters out in the woods
(tags from @jouissants)
the bottle of oil is the backbone of beleriand society
Vial of Oil™
Loadbearing Vial of Oil.
10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of note: 95% of libya is desert, and giraffes are not found there! but this predates not just the libyan desert, but the entire sahara desert it's a part of! giraffes aren't found there any more and this is a memory of a time when things were giraffier
also apparently this rock art dates across multiple periods spanning thousands of years? but i couldn't find much detail on that so i can't give specifics
but yeah, this isn't just a memory of giraffes, but of giraffes now absent encountered by people just 2000 years (the difference between the late roman republic and today) out of the ice age, in a climate unfamiliar to any of the hundred billion people born since the desertification of the sahara drove the ancient egyptians to the nile, near the start of the agricultural revolution
the time between this and the birth of the sahara was nearly as long as the time between the birth of the sahara and now, in which all recorded history is contained, and all languages we can recognise at all - the language and culture of these people would be totally alien to current libyans, twice the difference between the oldest european language and english, predating all but libya's mountains!
and we have pictures of giraffes of the time! what a beautiful gift from such a distant past
Giraffiti
That's because this is Silmarillion
The only thing funnier than Shane and Sasha meeting through Svetlana and Shane immediately going TARGET SIGHTED and trying to kill Sasha with his mind is Shane walking into a modeling gig and sitting down in hair and make-up next to a guy he knows is a famous European model, Alexander Something, and Shane is polite so he does the whole Hey How Are You thing and having a chat with the guy who seems friendly enough, odd accent that Shane can't really place but their shared language is French and Shane is always worse at placing accents in French.
Then Ilya comes stumbling in from parking the car, carrying Shane's water bottle and Shane's sweater and Shane's car keys and Shane's stress ball and he drops all of that.
And Shane is like, "Bigfoot over there is my husband."
And Ilya is like, "What the fuck."
And Sasha is like, "So nice to meet your husband," but crucially he is not talking to Shane. And he says it in Russian.
And Shane stays quiet while he does some mental gymnastics.
And then he yells, "You're Sasha aren't you."
And THEN Shane tries to kill Sasha with his mind.
I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."
@cleanlenins you need this one
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
We jailbreaking browsers now lmao
The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it
Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.
Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.
