- blades w/ a gn human who smothers him in affection — fluff ,, comfort ,, little crack — ☁️
- blades n chase w/ a gn human s/o who self-harms — angst ,, blood mention ,, dissociation mention ,, starvation and sleep deprivation mention ,, eventual comfort — ☁️
- chase n heatwave w/ a gn human so who experiences body pains — fluff ,, sfw ,, comfort ish — ☁️
- heatwave as a s/o hcs — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack — ☁️
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oneshots;;
- heatwave hanging w/ his human gf — fluff ,, comfort ,, sfw — ☁️
- heatwave venting his frustrations to his gn s/o — fluff ,, sfw ,, comfort — ☁️
- heatwave ,, chase ,, blades ,, n boulder give comfort to gn friend — sfw ,, fluff ,, comfort — ☁️
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CYBERVERSE ::
hcs;;
- thundercracker w/ a gn.human s/o whose vocab is memes — sfw ,, sorta nsfw ,, fluff — ☁️
- bumblebee w/ a gn s/o who beats up cons — sfw ,, crack ,, fluff — ☁️
- bumblebee w/ a gn s/o who says deez nuts jokes — sfw ,, crack ,, fluff — ☁️
- soundwave ,, starscream ,, shockwave ,, shadowstriker ,, thundercracker ,, slipstream playing fnaf w/ their gn human reader — fluff ,, crack ,, sfw — ☁️
- starscream w/ a feral fem human s/o — sfw ,, crack ,, fluff — ☁️
oneshots;;
- starscream w/ gn.human s/o who finds his base — fluff - ish ? ,, sfw — ☁️
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RID ::
hcs;;
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oneshots;;
- slipstream and jetstorm listening to war stories from their fem.s/o from the army — fluff ,, blood mention ,, suicide mention — ☁️
- team bee w/ fem human on her period — blood mention ,, cussing ,, crack ,, fluff ,, sfw — ☁️
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BRAVE POLICE ::
hcs ;;
- deckerd ,, power joe ,, shadowmaru ,, and dumpson w/ a gn s/o who takes in stray animals — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack — ☁️
Can I ask for transformers bayverse Optimus, ironhide, and bumblebee meeting sam's little sibling?( 2-3 years younger) Haha I been thinking about this recently and I though It would be so cute, sam's sibling is just a cinnamon roll, they are just too pure for this world (It can be platonic or whatever you want)
Just the reader being a complete sweetheart. Thanks uwu.
hi!! tysm for sending a request, its super cute! i didn’t have a ton of motivation to write out full stories, but hopefully this is alright <3
wrote optimus and ironhide as platonic relationships (but it can be romantic if you squint) and im on a bee craze rn
warnings: none
(GN reader)
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Reader meets them because they walked out to see what the hell was going on in their yard. Unfortunately, Sam couldn’t do the same thing as he did with their parents.
Optimus:
Thinks you’re absolutely adorable
Loves taking you on pointless drives (especially when it’s on an open road)
Since he has the joy of being boss-bot it can be hard for him to make time for you, but he manages
You’re actually a huge stress reliever for him
Doesn’t like to burden you with most (if any) of his problems, but he lets you know that your company is enough for him
If he’s really pissed off he’ll rant to you about how immature some of his soldiers can be
Always willing to listen to you rant about whatever, it’s kind of amusing to him
Loves putting you on his shoulder whenever you hang out, or if he’s working because you’re too nice for him to send away
Ratchet lowkey got jealous at some point but got over himself pretty quick because why is he jealous of a human hes a mf giant robot
Ironhide:
Isn’t exactly impressed at first, thinks you’re weak, but for some reason the weapons specialist takes a liking and warms up to you
The other bots, specifically Hound and Crosshairs, tease him about hanging out with you and say he’s going soft
Both are simply told to piss off
He genuinely thinks you’re a good companion though
Post-mission stress? You’re his go-to
Like Optimus, he’ll rant about some of his more frustrating teammates to you (you play guess who sometimes, if he hasn’t already said their name)
Hanging out sometimes consists of him showing off his weapons as he cleans and fixes them up
May have gotten distracted once and almost shot you (you both decided it would be good to take a break from chatting while weapons were being handled)
Boasts about cool shit he’s done on missions
As he’s in the middle of telling you, one of the other bots call him out on exaggerating and that he did not, in fact, land that 180° hit on a con
Bumblebee:
This bot in ENAMOURED with you - thinks you’re literally the sweetest thing to ever exist
Like seriously, when he tells you he loves you he means it, you’re adorable
Loves physical affection, even if your sizes make it difficult sometimes
Particularly likes sunset drives while you jam out to music together
You buy him flowers and he loses his goddamn mind
Doesn’t mind PDA at all! But if you’re ever shy about it, he’s fine with reeling it back a bit
You’re probably one of the very few people who can calm him down after an argument (usually being another one with Crosshairs) because honestly, it’s a lot harder for him to be mad around you, especially if you’re talking to him
Sam complains about ‘Bee spending so much time with his sister when he’s supposed to be his guardian
crosshairs somehow figures out what the ‘floor is lava’ game is and hes an absolute ass about it
you could be hanging with drift and he just walks by with a smirk on his dermas, swishing his tail-coat as he hums “the floor is lava” before walking away
your lucky drift is actually comfortable with you touching him or else you’d probably be thrown at hound right about now (not that he means to, hes just jumpy and doesnt like touching all that much)
so your stuck sitting on his hood as you apologize and try to explain to him what the game is (he thinks its a bit stupid but he’ll help you out bc he actually likes you)
but its later when he helps you plot your revenge: crosshairs has a habit of bugging drift until the triple-changer will switch to his heli alt-mode and flying crossairs up a distance so the mech can parachute his way down
its one of those times when he offers for you to ride along in his cab, crosshairs wooping for joy as his peds are lifted off the ground and he readys his parachute
when you all reach the perfect height for him to jump, drift says very smuggly “the floor is lava” before crosshairs drops through the air, the look of horror on his face absolutely hilarious
its needless to say you and drift are the current champrions of “the floor is lava” and crosshairs is a grumpy loser
Hey, could I request kissing headcanons for bayverse Optimus, Cross hairs, and Ironhide?
((A/N I’m back for now- lol sorry for the wait))
Optimus Prime
-Beyond private physical intimacy, it was not common in Cybertronian culture to show small displays of affection in public spaces that he has seen humans partake in. Things like hand holding, hanging off of one another, and especially kissing- it wasn’t a bad thing to love your partner and have dedication to them, he just found it odd humans would flaunt their intimacy in public places when things like that were considered so sacred to him and other cybertronians. Kissing and holding were things saved for the privacy of your quarters and were things that were extremely sacred and personal, but he noticed a lot of humans don’t mind sharing a lot of personal experiences with one another. It was normal to them to show off their love for each other, and it was a cute idea, it was just something that the big bot is going to have to get used to doing when he has chosen himself a human partner. It was slow going convincing him that it was just a simple kiss and it didn’t have to be intimate, but with patience and time you will be able to change his views a little and be able to show him more and more physical affection.
-He absolutely enjoyed kissing and cuddling with you, but he still held onto the idea that affections should be reserved for private setting. He was a powerful warlord in the middle of war, and he deserved some happiness that you provided to him in his life, but he felt that he needed to be a symbol of power and hope to his troops and allies. He will let you be affectionate with him when you are in the presence of other humans, and only in the presents of his most trusted comrades, but there were times when you had to remember he was a leader and he needed to be that symbol his people needed him to be- a symbol that everyone can rally behind and fight for a promise of a better future. You were going to have to be ok with the fact that he was almost a kind of religious symbol to other cybertronians, and he must act in ways that support this idea of holiness- it was nothing against you, it was just that he was a beacon of light for many of those whom have lost hope in a proverbial sea of darkness, and you respected that greatly about the Prime. His sense of duty is what draws you to him in the first place, his sense of responsibility and his moralistic decisions always reflected the good in his spark- he was the best partner for you, and you are willing to wait till the end of time for him to be ready to share his feeling with you.
-You know how hard Optimus’ job can be, between having to take care of his fellow Autobots and worrying about all the red tape and politics that the government has done to ensure they had some semblance of control of this whole Decepticon situation. You understood better than anyone how being in control all the time is stressful, which is why even though you knew it made him a little uncomfortable, you would always give him kisses in public- it was the one innocent thing you could do to show that he doesn’t always have to be at the helm of all the problems and ailments in the world. He deserves happiness, even if he doesn’t believe it himself, and you wanted to be that ray of light for the bot that was almost a deity to his people- a reminder that he is beyond what others perceive him to be, a reminder given in the form of a soft kiss in front of all those soldiers and Autobots to let them all know that Optimus’ happiness is just as important as theirs is.
Crosshairs
-He was more of a bot of action rather than one of words, and in a world that seemed to frown upon the philosophy of “ask for forgiveness and not permission”- it was one of those things that no one would have ever thought this tough bot would have liked or even tolerated from some squishy little thing like you. It was his weakness for kissing and some forms of physical intimacy that others would exploit from him as weak and laughable. Crosshairs was a mech who seemingly turned to melted butter in your warm hands so to speak when you simply planted your soft lips upon his contrastingly hard faceplate. It wasn’t something anybody thought could happen to a rough and tumble mech like Crosshairs, and it was something he was kind of ashamed of- you promised not to tell another living soul so long as you were the only human who ever got to see him this way.
-You were always surprised by how warm and inviting his faceplate can be when it comes to someone who is made of metal and wires- to say the least you expected him to be cold and clammy but it was a nice surprised to feel how warm and inviting his bare protoform was. You liked to pepper kisses in any place you can seemingly get your lips on, and you loved how Crosshairs would just grumble and mumble under is breathe about how clingy and mushy you were, even though you both knew full well he absolutely loved the affections you were showing him. He will never say it out loud, but you make him feel like the only Cybertronian on the planet in the best of ways, and no amount of masculine actions and rowdy rough and tumble fights can ever make him feel as alive as you do. Romance and gushy junk wasn’t something he was good at, and whether or not you were all that good at it either, any kind of thing you do to make him feel special like sprinkle his face with your small warm and soft kisses it plenty enough to remind him of how important you were to him.
-Rarely does he ever actually be the one to give you kisses back, but when he does it is mostly for special occasions like your birthday or a human holiday that you tell him its important and very traditional. At first he thought you were lying about that stupid mistletoe thing on christmas, but after extensive research he has found it to be true, he is more questioning how you managed to time his arrival into a big doorway so precisely that it was an actual surprise to him. Another kiss he will willingly give you is on New Year’s, as you had to explain that it was a way to invite good fortune and love into the new year, and he rebuttled he didn’t understand why humans celebrate another rotation around your sun but sure, he can give you one of his signature smooches at midnight so long as no one is around to see him become all fluffy and junk.
Ironhide
-He thought himself to be above all of the physical kinds of love, he was a soldier after all, and he did not have time to partake in some frivolous forms of affection. You sure proved this old war dog wrong as he always became silently grateful to all of the kinds of things you did for him, including things like kissing him right on his faceplate despite whoever wa in the room. It was like a weird power move on your part, to show you had so much dominance over him despite the fact he was physically much bigger and stronger than you, he loved how bold you were and it was an easy way to get him to stop talking and joking around with you for long enough that you can get words in edgewise. A power you have to remember to only use for the forces of good and not for your own personal gain, no matter how tempting it was to mess with this supposed hardened soldier.
-He never thought himself much of a showboater when it came to thing slike mates and lovers, but seeing how jealous some of the other recruits got when you would just come up to him and show him affection by smacking your soft lips all over his face, well it filled him with their weird sense of pride to know that even his battle scarred form he can still be a big headturner to all of those who doubted his prowess. He enjoyed it when you flaunted your love for him for everyone to see, though, he won’t admit that out loud but you could tell- he was about as easy to read as a book meant for a two year old. He can try to hide that ever growing grin on his face when you walk up to him on the catwalks and just give him a big ol’ smooch in passing all he wants, it as easy to tell he is madly in love with the way you so easily flaunted your affection in his direction. He was always hyper aware of the fact humans were more physically touchy than Cybertronians were, and he never really appreciated how much a single touch could affect him until he started seeing you- honestly, he was missing out on so much his whole life, Cybertronians need to get with the times!
-Kissing lovers was a given, kissing family was a little weird to him but sure, but he was baffled that in some human cultures friends just openly hug and kiss each other and it mean nothing more than what a handshake or a high five means. You laughed as you explained that humans were so diverse a kiss means so many things from a greeting to a declaration of love- and some cultures it’s considered rude to not kiss someone when you first greet them. He scoffed and balked at the fact he would ever be expected to kiss someone like Optimus Prime every time he greeted him, that physical affection thing, maybe humans do have the wrong idea after all… It was easy to change him mind with a little wink and a little kiss though, he was so easy to keep on the edge of an opinion it’s kind of cute how he cant make up his mind on whether or not kisses are lame or not.
crosshairs somehow figures out what the ‘floor is lava’ game is and hes an absolute ass about it
you could be hanging with drift and he just walks by with a smirk on his dermas, swishing his tail-coat as he hums “the floor is lava” before walking away
your lucky drift is actually comfortable with you touching him or else you’d probably be thrown at hound right about now (not that he means to, hes just jumpy and doesnt like touching all that much)
so your stuck sitting on his hood as you apologize and try to explain to him what the game is (he thinks its a bit stupid but he’ll help you out bc he actually likes you)
but its later when he helps you plot your revenge: crosshairs has a habit of bugging drift until the triple-changer will switch to his heli alt-mode and flying crossairs up a distance so the mech can parachute his way down
its one of those times when he offers for you to ride along in his cab, crosshairs wooping for joy as his peds are lifted off the ground and he readys his parachute
when you all reach the perfect height for him to jump, drift says very smuggly “the floor is lava” before crosshairs drops through the air, the look of horror on his face absolutely hilarious
its needless to say you and drift are the current champrions of “the floor is lava” and crosshairs is a grumpy loser
Listen! Despite what those good-for-nothing fraggers Drift, Hound, and Bumblebee might say, Crosshairs is NOT pining over you. He wouldn’t be caught dead pining over anyone; especially not a human.
Admittedly, he likes you better than most other humans, but that’s really not saying much. Humans have set the bar pretty low. All you have to do is not shoot him on sight and you’ve already surpassed his extremely low expectations of your species.
And yeah, okay, maybe you’ve been hanging around and helping the Autobots long enough for Crosshairs to get to know you and lower his defenses a little bit because, hey, if you’re willing to be considered a traitor to the human race by siding with them then you’re probably someone worth having as an ally.
It doesn’t hurt that you’re good with a gun and easy on the optics. Purely aesthetically. Just because Crosshairs likes how you look doesn’t mean he’s attracted to you, alright? Humans can appreciate a good-looking car without wanting to stick their soft human bits in its tailpipe; it’s the same concept. You look nice and that doesn’t make him a human-humper to admit it.
And, alright, so there was that one time he let you drive him but that was just a one time thing. You were looking down and he was feeling oddly amiable and that’s it. It didn’t mean anything. It especially didn’t mean that he wants you to peg him, whatever the frag that means, so Bumblebee can keep that thought to himself unless he wants Crosshairs to shoot out his radio.
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