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unfamiliar familiarity [mirage x reader]
a/n: very soft. very short. hes all thats been on my mind since rotb and i needed to get some of my silly little feelings about this man out of my system. its 6am as i finished this & am posting and its not proofread yet so good luck <3
warnings: none word count: 505 (GN reader)
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It was quiet.
The air was still - only flickers of soft wind caressing your skin every now and then. Green leaves above you rustled with it, along with the tall grass only a few feet away. You were comfortably warm sitting under the summer shade of a tree.
Quiet was nice, you thought, settling against the cool metal at your side and letting your eyes fall shut with a deep exhale. A servo rested on your shoulder and you hummed.
You hadn’t felt at peace like this in… however long it had been.
Too long.
You blinked, pulled out of your thoughtless trance by the quiet murmur of your name. Lazily angling your head back, you looked up at the familiar face above you. He observed you for a moment, bright blue optics flicking over your features before soft metal lips parted to give you a soft grin. A warm feeling bubbled in your chest, spreading through to the rest of your body.
Safe, you thought.
Mirage made you feel safe.
“Somethin’ on your mind, pretty?”
A quick huff of a laugh left your lungs. You didn’t reply, just taking in his face; eyes, nose, cheeks and lips. Speaking of…
Lifting an arm, you made a grabbing motion with your hand. Like a child, you knew, but neither of you really cared too much. The mech eagerly lowered his helm, resting it in your outstretched hand. Your eyes narrowed ever so slightly to focus as you reached up with your other hand, thumbs grazing the sides of his face. His metal was mostly smooth - the occasional scratch or scar littered across it. Despite his best efforts to keep his finish clear and shiny, you actually liked all of the marks that were either too small or too deep to buff out. You thought they were pretty on him. You thought he was pretty.
The metal under your palms seemed to warm the longer you stared. When your previous thought returned to you, you gently tugged his helm towards you. He got the message and leaned further down, face mere inches from yours. Eyes flicking from optics to lips, you didn’t waste any more time in meeting him the rest of the way.
Your lips met. He sighed into the kiss, lifting a servo to rest it on top of your smaller hand. There was nothing desperate or rushed in it. It was soft. It was nice. Thoughts melted away as you closed your eyes, running your other hand over his jaw and just focusing on the feeling of him.
Even as you broke the kiss for air you just kept looking at him, caught in the most unfamiliar but simultaneously most familiar set of eyes you’d ever known.
The giant mechanical alien from somewhere out there in the universe who had been the only one to ever make you feel so genuinely safe and cared about tilted his helm.
“So… this definitely means I’m your favorite, right?”
You scoffed, giving him a light swat, “You always were, stupid.”
Hey! I'm probably SOOO late to transformers fanfics and one shots but I've come with this prompt,( I hope you like it enough to write it!) could you write Ratchet x injured reader, g/n or female. Injured shoulder, and maybe trying to hide it from him? Also in Tfp? If all this isnt too much to ask? Thank you for considering! Have a good day/ night
a/n: heehee this one was fun. the dialogue is kinda splotchy because theres a lot going on in my brain rn but!! hope you like it <3 also reader is cybertronian bc there are NOT enough cybertronian!reader fics out there and theyre very fun to write tbh. hope thats okay!!
ALSO! guidelines have been updated so before anyone submits a new req please read it! and please please request mirage/rotb fics oh my god im obsessed with it ROTB WAS SO GOOD </33
warnings: very minor injuries, pining <3 word count: 1059 (GN, cybertronian!reader) continued under the cut
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The purple and green swirl of the ground-bridge closed behind you as you followed your team back into base, the lingering energy buzzing under your plating.
Glancing at Bumblebee, a small twinge of pity struck you as he made his way over to the medical bay. The scout had taken a few nasty punches from Breakdown and clearly wasn’t feeling too hot; dents littering his armor.
“We showed ‘em, huh?” your focus was snatched when Bulkhead caught you off guard with his usual celebratory elbow-bump, sending you stumbling a little from the force. A sharp pain ran up your arm to your shoulder and you winced.
Saw that your requests were open so what about TFP cons with an adorkable teen human reader? A really close friend (the emotional support bundle of joy™) that is really artistic, kind, understanding and just a pure cinnamon roll, what would be the bots reaction to the lil' human? Optimus, Ratchet,Bulkhead, Arcee, BB, and if you do the kids then the kids. If not the other bots, stay safe!
im back!! so sorry for the long ass wait, had so much going on in my life recently (graduating, going back home, etc.) but hopefully i'll be back to posting somewhat regularly! tysm for the continuous support :] love seeing the notifs pop up every day this is one of the first asks in my inbox (and i completely forgot that the prompt said reader was part of the cons... whoops) and i've wanted to get it done for a while now! have so many more to get through but will get them done eventually - this isn't the best but its cute <3 and you can 100% tell who my favs are lmao warnings: none word count: 939 (GN reader)
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Optimus:
he finds your outlook on things is a nice change of pace compared to the more pessimistic views that some members of the team can have at times
values your compassion greatly, often turning to you as a confidant over the time you’ve gotten to know each other. a mission went wrong and he’s putting all the blame on himself? you’re there to reassure him in a heartbeat, reminding him that he did his best and there’s always another chance; you keep him grounded
has an innate interest in art and writing - he used to be an archivist, after all
so he enjoys watching you indulge in your hobby, your excitement about it reminds him of his younger years of being a clerk at iacon when he would become giddy over a newfound archaic text
he’s very fond of you and makes sure you know it, taking note of the small things you like and getting you whatever little gift he can manage to find - genuinely thinks you’re cute and likes seeing you happy :]
Ratchet:
while it may have taken him a little longer than the others to warm up to you fully, he grew to start looking forward to your company (despite his his best efforts to hide it)
he appreciates your quiet company; you’re much less rambunctious than both the other humans and his own team - you complain a lot less too, probably one of his favorite qualities about you
like optimus, your bubbly attitude gives him a much needed break from the dreary duties that come with being the autobot medic
you often find yourselves working in tandem, with you sitting on the couch working on your newest project while he stands at his terminal typing away. occasionally you’ll walk over with a nervous smile, and with a roll of his optics he’ll lower a servo for you to climb into and lift you up onto the corner of the console, huffing when you chirp a thank you before the both of you quietly return to your tasks (he enjoys it, really)
while he’s not one to vent his frustrations to you, he’ll always be open to listen to you vent about yours. even if he doesn’t respond with much, he’ll offer logical solutions and observations for whatever issue you’re having
Bulkhead:
the big guy loves art, having been exposed to his fair share of it by miko, and is very encouraging when it comes to your projects
he might not get some of the nuances or meanings of the things you make, but he tries - oftentimes making you laugh a bit at the sheer amount he misses. it’s endearing though, and you appreciate the effort
too fidgety to sit and watch you do anything for too long, but he’ll offer to drive you to a vista for some inspiration while he does his usual scouting routes, miko tagging along of course. she’ll probably bring her sketchbook with her and sit next to you and draw, chattering the entire time while blasting some music from her ipod, offering you one of her earbuds
Arcee:
similar to ratchet she takes a while to get used to you, a little cold at first to your attempts at friendliness
she notices how happy you seem to make everyone else and eventually makes a legitimate pass at being friendly despite how awkward it feels
but with how eagerly you accept it she doesn’t feel as bad, sighing in relief as you immediately start filling her in on how much you’ve enjoyed your time with the autobots
she’s not much of a conversationalist (especially when it comes to humans) so your chattiness is almost a relief - not having to keep up fake interest and energy with someone puts her in a more comfortable position; especially since you’re not one to comment on it like others tend to
will sit and watch you work on whatever your newest project is, a comfortable silence shared between the two of you
rambles about random stuff from her past sometimes - you turn out to be one of the few people she trusts enough to mindlessly dump her thoughts to, both good and bad
Bumblebee:
one of the first to get to know you, overly excited about having a fresh face around
super curious when he sees you working on something, a barrage of questions translated from mechanical chirps and whirrs with the help (and annoyance) of ratchet
he’ll actually try and mimic some of your art on the walls of hidden ditches where he and rafael hang out, excitedly bringing you along to show off his latest work and buzzing happily when you praise it
will eventually, with your encouragement, try and make something original - he ends up finding it pretty soothing and an easier way to feel understood; communicating his feelings without words can be unsurprisingly helpful for someone who can’t use any of his own
you’ll spend hours hanging out and working on your stuff - he likes when you help him with his own art, adding your own brushstrokes to the concrete wall
he’ll let you sit up on his shoulder just to watch him make whatever he feels like making, or even just taking you on joyrides in the desert where he doesnt need to worry about anything going wrong
while it’s usually you, him and raf hanging out he does enjoy spending solo time with you - usually in silence or one-sided conversations, but you understand each other well enough without words
will also figure out what your favorite songs are and surprise you with them; he loves when you get all giddy about literally anything
capture [megatron, cybertronian!reader]
hi! so sorry for the lack of activity, been super busy getting ready for finals! wanted to post something though, so heres a small draft i started a while ago to try and write more gore/angst stuff, trying to push myself a bit more :) might not be the best thing ive written, but i think its alright enough to post - lmk if you want a part 2!
warnings: blood, gore, torture, death word count: 1.1k (GN, cybertronian!reader) continued under the cut
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The soft creaking of chains is the only sound that fills the barren room. You hang your helm, energon loss and a weary processor debilitating you, limbs heavy with thoughts clouded by fatigue. Lidded optics gaze down to the drying spilled fuel that covered both the floor and your frame. You take a ragged in-vent and close your optics, trying desperately to keep yourself from shaking.
Don’t make them think you’re weak. The others just need a little more time.
hey everyone! sorry for the massive inactivity, currently trying to get through my senior year so i've got lots of stuff going on rn. thank you so much for the constant support on my posts though! i've got a lot of stuff in my inbox and hopefully i'll get to them soon <3
"please don't leave" [smokescreen x reader]
hi!! sorry for the massive inactivity, life got busy and i didn't have much motivation - but i went through one of my first tf fics and edited it a bit, so why not post it while i work on requests (thank you for those, btw!) hope you like it :) sorry for any errors in this, it was initially written a while ago but i tried to fix up everything i could lmao also, this was inspired by a prompt i found
warnings: non-graphic injuries word count: 930 (GN, cybertronian!reader) continued under the cut
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You were laying on the medical berth as your optics flitted about the room. Restless and in pain, you had been left to your own devices after the last of the team had left you alone, as per Ratchets’ constant nagging. You ex-vent, replaying the day’s events in your processor.
promise [optimus x reader]
was thinking about this scene and honestly just really wanted some comfort stuff (even though this is mostly based around angst whoops) - based in DOTM before the invasion of chicago and the bots "leave"
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“Make it short. We’re loading up.”
Bumblebee nods, giving a silent ‘thank you’ to the Prime before heading towards his charge to say his goodbyes. Optimus walks back towards the ship, and there you stand - waiting for him under the platform. His spark suddenly feels much heavier in his chassis at the sight of you, the feeling of defeat within you is obvious. He kneels to lower his servo to the ground, and you solemnly climb into it. The leader carries you around the back of the ship, hidden from the view of the others.
Hi!! I saw that you write for Bayverse, so I assume you’ve watched all the movies, please forgive me if I’m wrong! But is it alright if I request romantic and fluffy headcanons about Crosshairs with a nerdy, gender neutral reader? If not, that’s alright! Have a good day/night!!
crosshairs my beloved <3
warnings: none word count: 230 (GN reader)
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When you first met, he didn’t exactly have that much of an interest in you
But you grew on him, and now he thinks your rambling is cute (he’d never admit it though)
Likes sitting and listening to you rant about stuff – seeing you indulge in what gets you excited makes him happy
100% pokes fun at you every now and then but in a “I really like you and have no idea how to show it” way
There is a chance that once when he heard you talking about something, he tried doing his own research on it so that he could surprise you and actually have a conversation
Unfortunately, he didn’t get very far – this ‘bot has unbelievably low patience
Grumbles as he turns his data pad off - he prefers listening to you explain it to him anyway
Hates cheesy pick-up lines
So he uses cheesy pick-up lines
Sometimes they’re themed around your interest
Since you can have one, his special interest is making you blush
Seriously, he's made it his mission
Other ‘bots around? Not his problem – pet names and PDA will be your undoing
“If loving you was a crime, I’d be the most wanted ‘bot in the universe~” he grins, shit-eating as ever. Blood rushes to your face and you look straight down at the floor, ignoring Crosshairs’ snickering.
“You’re awful.” You grumble.
You may have seen "Aliens tired of humans" trope BuUut prepare for the complete opposite "A human tired of aliens", I had this idea about a human who keeps moving out but everytime they get to a city/town a different species of aliens keep appearing(Yautjas, xenomorphs, anodites, etc) so when they get to Jasper they think they have a break from intergalactic bussines, after being discovered the bots bring them to the base and reader is Not Amused™️ actually they have a digital album dedicated to their intergalactic friends reader shows them said album and bots are like"you are friends? with like three solar systems?? W ha t???" Reactions from TFP Wheeljack, Op and Ratchet(platonic) pls
this request was super fun to think about!! i don't think i did it nearly as much justice as i wanted to, but hopefully you'll still be happy with it - ty for the prompt :)) warnings: none word count: 351 (GN reader)
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Wheeljack:
Was more than confused when you didn’t react like most humans would have
“You in shock, Tiny?”
You stare back at the robot towering over you and sigh, “No, just tired.”
When you tell him that you’ve seen tons of aliens in your short time, he’s not sure if he should be more surprised at how you managed to get yourself into that much trouble, or simply at the fact that you’ve accepted aliens popping up at your doorstep
After getting to know eachother a bit you swap stories about all the different interactions you’ve had
The guy has travelled across space, he’s seen his share of alien species
Watching you swipe through all the different pictures you’ve taken, he’ll lean forward every now and then to squint and point, “Hey, I think I’ve seen one of those before!”
Optimus:
At first he thought the reason you weren’t freaking out was because you already knew the Decepticons, so he was cautious
Once you explained, he just felt bad for you – albeit very surprised
Would love if you told him stories about all the different kinds of alien species you’ve met, he’s had little to no interactions with other species’
If he has spare time, he’ll sometimes ask to see pictures of them - or listen to you ramble about certain interactions in the background of his work at the base
Ratchet:
Doesn’t believe you
He scoffs at your response, waving his servo, “That’s highly unlikely, you’re just obsessed with those cheap human conspiracy shows.”
Glances at your photos and rolls his optics, “Those are clearly manipulated.”
However he does a double take when you pull up videos which are, very clearly, not edited
“Believe me now? Or do you need me to drag them down from space?” You snark.
That shut him up pretty quick
He prodded you with questions now and then about what kinds of creatures you’ve met out of simple curiosity
Generally has a similar reaction as Optimus, although his interest isn’t anywhere near as strong – he’s content knowing just a few simple bits of info rather than your whole life’s story
Hello, new around here but is it alright to request a transformers bayverse headcannon with bumblebee, Optimus and possibly crosshairs who have a human (romantic or platonic I'll leave it to you!) who was raised by a femme cybertonian their whole life on earth which means their deeply attached to the bots? And their little human just sometimes forgets English entirely and just talks in cybertonian?
hi!! thank you so much for this request, it was so cute to write about - all three are written as romantic, but I wasn’t super sure on what to add for bee so i’m sorry if its a little bland warnings: none word count: 537 (GN reader)
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Optimus:
Completely floored when he hears you speak his language for the first time
“Where… where did you-“
“Long story short, robot mom.”
He’s very interested in your past, and asks for you to tell him about it – and he’s surprised he didn’t learn about it sooner
At first he was under the impression that you only knew the basics, and offers to give you a few lessons
But when you answer in completely fluent Cybertronian he just puts his servos up and apologizes
Encourages you to read history books or any other subject from Cybertron, if you’re into that
His planet and it’s culture means a lot to him, so knowing that you’re able to be part of it in any way makes him feel way closer to you as a partner
When it’s busy he’ll sometimes forget that you can speak his language, so his processor just shorts out when you remind him with your own words
Since he feels more comfortable speaking his native language than any Earth language, he’ll often vent to you or ramble about something in Cybertronian
Feels way better afterwards too, especially since he knows you can understand all of it
Sometimes he’ll read Cybertronian poetry to you when you cuddle
And if you ever read any to him he’s a complete mess – won’t stop thinking about it for hours
Crosshairs:
Being the ignoramus he is, he didn’t have the slightest idea that you could speak Cybertronian, despite you using it with the other bots pretty often
He would casually flirt with you under the impression that you had no idea what the hell he was saying
So imagine his surprise when he shoots you a pick-up line and you actually respond in the same language
Immediately thinks back to what he’s said that you actually understood
Regret.
You just start cackling and he curses you out, stomping off somewhere else
Comes back later to interrogate you on how you know Cybertronian
Later on you both end up flirting back and forth with eachother in his language
Not exactly super interested in your whole backstory, but he does think it’s cool as hell that he can properly speak to you without any language barrier
Particularly likes hearing you curse someone out
But in the end he does genuinely feel a lot closer to you
Bumblebee:
So his partner can speak a language from another galaxy but he doesn’t even have a voice box?
Geeks out over it
He actually really, really likes when you speak Cybertronian
Gets super curious about how you learned it and wants to know about the bot who raised you
Thinks you’re even cooler than before (which seemed impossible)
Genuinely thought he was tripping or something when he heard you speak Cybertronian for the first time
Get’s kind of upset that he can’t speak his language back to you, considering American radio channels and movies wouldn’t have alien languages in them
It helps when you just ramble to him without him having to say anything back besides body language and touch, it’s a nice distraction that helps him zone out and forget about everything else going on – especially that, as far as he knows, he can’t speak his own language anymore
Either way gets super excited about you knowing elements of his homes culture
tough day [optimus x reader]
soft boss-bot time. little vent thingy that i started writing a couple days ago - recent shit happened and this actually really helped ground me - if you’re going through a rough time rn i hope this at least gives you a little break from everything :)) didn’t proofread this so if anything seems off im sorry warnings: low self-esteem, self deprication, vent word count: 905 (GN reader) continued under the cut
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You trudge into the base, the heavy metal door closing behind you with a groan. The sound of your sneakers tapping against the hard floor echoes throughout the warehouse as you make your way across the hangar. The noise is abruptly cut off when you reach one of the couches, your bag sliding off your back before you slump into the couch with a huff.
O: hello! I just saw your post
Can I ask for transformers bayverse Optimus, ironhide, and bumblebee meeting sam's little sibling?( 2-3 years younger) Haha I been thinking about this recently and I though It would be so cute, sam's sibling is just a cinnamon roll, they are just too pure for this world (It can be platonic or whatever you want)
Just the reader being a complete sweetheart. Thanks uwu.
hi!! tysm for sending a request, its super cute! i didn’t have a ton of motivation to write out full stories, but hopefully this is alright <3 wrote optimus and ironhide as platonic relationships (but it can be romantic if you squint) and im on a bee craze rn warnings: none word count: 497 (GN reader)
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Reader meets them because they walked out to see what the hell was going on in their yard. Unfortunately, Sam couldn’t do the same thing as he did with their parents.
Optimus:
Thinks you’re absolutely adorable
Loves taking you on pointless drives (especially when it’s on an open road)
Since he has the joy of being boss-bot it can be hard for him to make time for you, but he manages
You’re actually a huge stress reliever for him
Doesn’t like to burden you with most (if any) of his problems, but he lets you know that your company is enough for him
If he’s really pissed off he’ll rant to you about how immature some of his soldiers can be
Always willing to listen to you rant about whatever, it’s kind of amusing to him
Loves putting you on his shoulder whenever you hang out, or if he’s working because you’re too nice for him to send away
Ratchet lowkey got jealous at some point but got over himself pretty quick because why is he jealous of a human hes a mf giant robot
Ironhide:
Isn’t exactly impressed at first, thinks you’re weak, but for some reason the weapons specialist takes a liking and warms up to you
The other bots, specifically Hound and Crosshairs, tease him about hanging out with you and say he’s going soft
Both are simply told to piss off
He genuinely thinks you’re a good companion though
Post-mission stress? You’re his go-to
Like Optimus, he’ll rant about some of his more frustrating teammates to you (you play guess who sometimes, if he hasn’t already said their name)
Hanging out sometimes consists of him showing off his weapons as he cleans and fixes them up
May have gotten distracted once and almost shot you (you both decided it would be good to take a break from chatting while weapons were being handled)
Boasts about cool shit he’s done on missions
As he’s in the middle of telling you, one of the other bots call him out on exaggerating and that he did not, in fact, land that 180° hit on a con
Bumblebee:
This bot in ENAMOURED with you - thinks you’re literally the sweetest thing to ever exist
Like seriously, when he tells you he loves you he means it, you’re adorable
Loves physical affection, even if your sizes make it difficult sometimes
Particularly likes sunset drives while you jam out to music together
You buy him flowers and he loses his goddamn mind
Doesn’t mind PDA at all! But if you’re ever shy about it, he’s fine with reeling it back a bit
You’re probably one of the very few people who can calm him down after an argument (usually being another one with Crosshairs) because honestly, it’s a lot harder for him to be mad around you, especially if you’re talking to him
Sam complains about ‘Bee spending so much time with his sister when he’s supposed to be his guardian
“Insert mocking radio snippet”
hey!! just watched the bumblebee movie and heads up that i am 100% willing to write fics for it - especially charlie x reader since there are barely any lmao also, i’ll get to the prompts in my askbox soon, dont worry! im currently trying to finish one up on my own thats almost done :))