[honeycoffeecafe]

Salutations~! :D

I go by Honey and I am a full-time simp for 2D people (games/anime/manga/etc). I'm 30 and I simp to forget how much bullshit life gives on a daily basis.

What else can I share about myself?

My MBTI is INxP (switches between T and F tbh)

My enneagram is 4w5

I live somewhere in Asia

Pronouns are she/they

My header changes a lot to show who I'm currently simping for.

Will I post my own content? Maybe. It depends on my creative juice.

What kind of stuff will I reblog? Various. Could be my simp list or something aesthetic or funny.

I made my pfp here: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1705444

[honeycoffeecafe]

I feel like rambling.

[jabroni]

i'm glad i'm not the only one who finds kane fine as hell. when i told my brother he thought i was a freak, lmao. i love big broody men who don't talk and would crush anyone's existence for me.

[honeycoffeecafe]

I miss Nine Percent

That's it. That's the post.

[sethmmdakatsuki]

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[sethmmdakatsuki]

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[yamsgarden]

10 years ago T3T time flies too fast

I got back into animation so i thought it’d be cool to see the progress :3

[mukkiethekip]

tobi prank bonanza for @ask-melanc-vivura !

commissions | da tip jar

[moonamayillu]

Types of Sasori smiles. 😊💭 Headcanons below 👇

Confident- Most likely to show up. If it’s a battle he believes he can win, this smug smile comes out. Or if he's talking down to others. Can potentially be very aggravating for people on the other end of it.

Unhinged- Uncommon, but when he does display this grin it's for the briefest of moments or when he goes all out. Sometimes if he's been pissed off enough (or having too much fun) then he might get here.

Gentle- Once every millennium. So rare. Especially as a puppet, it comes along as like a little twitch. Might occur when he's amused. Or when someone isn't looking directly at him. If someone does get a good look at it, beware, he will deny it.

All of these vary in occurrence when he's human of course. (More thoughts on that one day.) 🙃

[kisskisame]

Not what I was originally looking for entirely in my prev post on this, but came across a couple more little guys at a more reasonable image size thanks to an auction site lmaooo. At least there are a couple of matches in art between the two.

[mayskalih]

[friendlychainsaw]

I like how sasori uses his wire as a tail in these sprites

[manuellarts]

sketching my two favorite characters EVER 🖤

[moonamayillu]

POV you stumble in on Sasori at the hot springs and you’re about to die🦂♨️ (or something idk I just wanted to draw shirtless post puppet Sas 🙃)

[ladykissingfish]

My main Headcanon is that despite Hidans immaturity he actually actually good big brother today Deidara and Itachi.

Like despite how he acts he actually has some pretty good relationship advice here and there.

Hidan: Oi, blondie ... what's with that ugly-ass face you're making?

Deidara: *sighs* Please don't mess with me today, man. I'm not in the mood, hm.

Hidan: Why? You got some wood splinters in the ass or what? Puppet-dick ain't being so careful with you, huh?

Deidara: Shit, I wish that was the case. I wish ANYTHING was the case. But Danna and me ... well ... it's like I don't exist to him sometimes, hm. He's always so obsessed with his puppets and making his poisons that I feel like I barely see him, and when I DO see him, I always feel like I'm bugging him, hm.

Hidan: Ah, you shoulda told me that shit sooner! Ya know what you do? Leave for a while.

Deidara: Leave?

Hidan: Yeah. Come with me, I'm going to that special winter market to get some of that herbal tea shit for the old fucker. Christmas present. I'll be gone at least three days. Come with me. Don't tell puppet-dick you're going. If he cares about ya, he'll notice that you're gone and be worried about ya. If we get back and it seems like he didn't even notice, then it's time to ditch his ass. Know your worth, blondie. You're better than waiting around for a guy to pay attention to you, man.

Deidara, surprised: I ... never would have expected that. Okay, you're right, hm. I'll go with you!

*Itachi comes in from the other room*

Itachi: Sorry to intrude, but I couldn't help but hear your conversation. May I go with you both as well?

Hidan: Really? What about shark-dick?

Itachi: *sighs* Kisame is leaving on a week-long excursion to meet up with some of his old swordsmen friends. They get together once or twice a year to train. He says it would be too much for me, with my health. But I should be able to handle a trip to the market ...

Hidan: Oi, oi ... you fuckers are in worse shape than I thought. But okay, you come along with us, too. Y’know sometimes it’s “healthy” in relationships to get some distance from the other person. Also, you’re looking really pale, Red-Eyes. We can get you some fruit or something at the market.

Itachi: You’re probably right.

Hidan: And both of you don’t gotta worry about shit. If you’re tired, I can protect ya both. *unsheaths his scythe and shows it to them* I got new blades, so I can kill a fucker that’s gettin’ too close!

Deidara: Not sure if that makes me feel safer or more scared, hm. But either way i appreciate it! C’mon, let’s get going already!

*the next week*

Kakuzu: This tea is absolutely divine … *leans over and kisses Hidan’s cheek* Thank you, Hidan.

Hidan: Shit, it ain’t a big deal. Glad ya like it, old fuck. Honestly I’m more proud of my other work.

Kakuzu: Other work?

*in the next room, Kisame has Itachi sitting on his lap while Kisame brushes his hair, and Sasori is intently listening to Deidara talk, holding his hands while engaged in direct eye contact*

Hidan: Yep! Hey, if this Akatsuki thing goes to shit, I might just get a job as a marriage counselor or some shit!

Kakuzu: …

[rememberrysartz]

Silly brainrots of these two

[mayskalih]

choose your professor: selection of naruto men in stem academia au

Zabuza: Astrophysics (cosmology). Swears he'll quit academia tomorrow but never does.

Kakashi: Theoretical Physics (not sure what's his expertise but leaning towards statistical physics). Can't function without coffee, brings his dog to the office.

Sasori: Forensic Chemistry. Researches the perfect crime. Probably commited one.

Itachi: Mathematics (Number Theory). Quit academia, works in a hedge fund.

Shisui: Bioinformatics. Comes from academia family. Doesn't care, just there to have fun.