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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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this is just a blog to dump all my thoughts ab the redactedverse, don’t worry about trying to analyze them they’re not meant to be understood 🤭
milo with his hair in a bonnet
milo with his hair in a durag
milo with his hair in dreads
milo with his hair in locs
milo with his hair in curls
milo with his hair in twists
milo...
reminder that milo solos ur favs
Sitting on Milo Greer’s lap while he tells me how pretty I look would fix me I think
maybe you come over to hang out right and maybe you ask if i wanna smoke and i say totally so i smoke a bowl and maybe you ask me if that's really all i can take you tease me about it and maybe you try to push me to smoke a bit more and i easily bend to your insistance so i do i smoke more and more at your request until you can see it rly hit me. then maybe you ask how i feel and when i can't respond you ask me if i smoked too much and i just nod my head so you grab my jaw n look at me n say "good."
guys how do you boop someone
milo 'body praiser' greer who's hands are always on sweetheart. who lets out a low whistle whenever sweetheart reveals their outfit for the night. who is a tummy kisser. who runs his hands up and down sweethearts legs while on his knees taking off their shoes. who is a thigh lover. who loves sweetheart so damn much
wizard_bisan1 Today in Khan Yunis! This might be our last call, we are dying! Gaza is completely collapsing! Everything in it collapses. There were dozens of raids and three hospitals were besieged in Khanyounis: Al-Amal Hospital affiliated with the Red Crescent, Al-Khair Private Hospital, and Nasser Medical Complex, the largest health institution in the Gaza Strip.
People killed in the bombing were buried on front of our eyes in the hospital yard due to tanks blockading the streets, the wounded were on the ground without treatment and there was not enough medical staff! Massacres are still being committed
On the 109th day of the war, Khan Yunis, the largest governorate in the Gaza Strip and the one that receives the most displaced people, is under bombardment, and the number of displaced people in Rafah is more than one and a half million people, in an area of 151 square kilometers!!
We are facing hepatitis and intestinal diseases in the southern Gaza Strip, and starvation to death in the northern Gaza Strip! Yesterday, people in the northern Gaza Strip began grinding animal feed to get flour! Take to the streets, protest, strike.. make pressure on the decision makers by striking the economic movement!
Call for a ceasefire!
“are you lasky?”
SWEET TALK
or: you’ll always be his favourite flavour.
an apology - this is written in american english, which i do not speak, for a character with a very strong regional accent, which i do not know very well! readers are encouraged to please raise cringe shields to maximum as a precaution. gn!reader, all fluff all day, no content warnings. thank you to the lovely @virtualizated for science support - have a tube of smarties on me! did you know that M&M’s are from new jersey? inspired by ‘my baby just cares for me’ by nina simone, which you should definitely listen to while reading this. milo finding out what love means in 1800 words or less.
(for context - “sweethearts” are a type of small, brightly-coloured confection sold in america that are made of chewy wafer stuff and have short, lovey-dovey phrases printed on them. we have an equivalent in the uk, called “love hearts”, which (unlike the american version) are made of sherbert.)
“hey, sweetheart. you got a minute to talk?”
it shouldn’t be as hard as it is to get the sentence out.
it’s not like he doesn’t want to talk to you, and he never gets tired of talking to you - hell, he’d listen to your voice all day and all night if you let him - or anything like that. it’s just that this is about something kind of important, and he really doesn’t want to screw this up.
he fishes another candy out of the box and pops it clumsily in his mouth. this one is purple, and it says BE MINE.
POC Queer Redacted Audio Culture is...
Watching Lovely go into an abandoned amusement park by themselves at night and internally reacting with, "that's some white people shit."
David as a dad pt. 2
I noticed that the first part got a lot of attention. Well, a lot more than I expected. Anyway, I did a second part bc why not? I have a lot of fun coming up with these.
I might start making next generation OC’s of the shaw pack to make this a bit more intricate tbh.
••••••••
Shit Sam says
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• “Aaysherrr dough’nt you bee staärtïn Sheaaêt”
“daaârlin wut the Hewl are you doinñ?”
“I’m goin to get mah oaiîl Changeèd”
“daárrlin will you go awn and boîwl that wahter?”
“Yeàs Sir mr. Shaáäww”
“Maaloö wheres that dayúm caät?”
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@heshheshfish I didn’t see ur comment till now💀
i had aneurysm trying to read this
I drank warm chocolate milk last night and I time traveled
Just letting y'all know in case anyone else wants to try...
is it not just hot chocolate?
he's so boyfrien
click for quality !!
24+36 for milo/sh? >:"3
Okay first of all why would you do this to me immediately. Second of all I would like to reiterate that it is past 10 at night and I make no promises about quality, thus your faith in me may soon be seen to have been misplaced. BUT ONWARD.
Tender + total control, Milo/Sweetheart
“Milo.”
They receive an absent hum in reply, coupled with a puff of warm air on the side of their neck.
“You falling asleep on me, loverboy?”
Get Used To Gentle
Milo's still not used to how soft and gentle Sweetheart can be sometimes. Sweetheart takes no bullshit.
"Hey love, watcha doin?" Sweetheart leaned against the back of the couch and rested their chin on top of Milo's head.
"Eh, some survey David sent out to all the pack members who're working that job next month. Apparently the guy who's hiring us is super paranoid, wouldn’t even consider us unless David promised to make us take this stupid thing and send all of them in a minimum of a week before the date. Pay's gonna be outta this world, though, so I guess it's kinda worth it."
"Aw, I’m sorry bubba." They walked around the couch and plopped onto it next to him. As they looked at him, a shadow passed over their face.
"Close your eyes and hold still for a sec." Milo complied, asking
"Why?" He felt their thumb swipe over his cheek right under his eye.
"You had an eyelash about to stab your eyeball," Sweetheart explained. They kissed his cheek and stood up again.
"I’m gonna make something small for lunch. Let me know when you’re done, okay?"
"Y-yeah, okay, sure." Milo's eyes followed them as they walked to the kitchen. Okay, what was going on with him? It wasn’t like no-one had ever looked after him. Good grief, no! His mother, Marie, was possibly the best, most caring mother in the world. But… tough love was her shit. She was caring, yes, but gentle? Not so much…
"Do you want me to make us tacos? We have leftovers from the other night, all I’d really have to do is warm the stuff up and then assemble them." Sweetheart called from the kitchen.
"Tacos sound great, thanks Sweetheart," Milo sighed and turned back to his laptop. Aggro heaved up onto the couch beside him and curled up tight against his hip. Milo absentmindedly stroked him. Sweetheart was gentle, and fuck, but it got to him. Man, Ash would laugh his head off if he could see Milo right now. And he couldn’t exactly ask Sweetheart to stop. 'Hey, you bein' all gentle with me can be unnerving sometimes cause that wasn’t how I was loved as a kid, and sometimes it makes me wanna melt into a pile a' mush in your hands, could ya cut it out please? Thanks, Sweetheart.'
"Yeah, I don’t think so," he muttered. Aggro mrpled at him in annoyance.
"Ye, you’re right kitty-cat, I should just finish my work. Where’d I be without you?"
***
"Who asks those kinds of questions on a public survey??" Milo chortled, trying not to spew taco everywhere.
"I mean, relationship history? What’s up with this dude?" He shook his head.
"Who knows, maybe he just wanted all the tea," Sweetheart said, limping their wrist.
This time Milo did spew taco, though luckily just on the plate.
"You are just somethin' else, Sweetheart," he coughed.
"And you’re a mess!" They giggled. "Here." They grabbed a paper towel and swiped at the mess on his face with it till it was all clean.
"What’d you do without me?" They teased softly. Milo's face was now beet-red.
"Psshh— c'mere, you." He kissed them, then pushed them away.
"We oughtta clean up the lunch fixin's."
"Mmkay," they said, grabbing their plate.
"If you want, I can wash the plates—“
"Nope, I’m doin' that part." They laughed.
"How come?"
"Because if I let you do it, you’ll spend hours running the warm water over your hands." He pointed an accusing finger at them. Sweetheart giggled.
"Maybe— why are you so mean? It just feels nice!" They grabbed his finger and kissed the tip of it. Milo sputtered.
"What’s with you?' Sweetheart asked curiously.
"N-nothin. Put away the shredded cheese and all that shit." He stumbled over to the sink, muttering something about "pile a' mush." They shook their head and smiled. After putting away the rest of the fixings and wiping down the counter, they crept up behind Milo and hugged him, resting their chin on his shoulder.
"I’ll dry, bub," they volunteered.
"Th- ah, thanks, sweetheart." As they dried the two plates and set them up in the cupboard, Milo had his eyes fixed on them. They closed the cupboard door as he turned the faucet off, and he leaned over and kissed their cheek.
"D'aawww, what was that for?"
"I, ah, I dunno, nothin' I guess. Just wanted to."
"You sweetie," they scrunched up their face in a big smile, and Milo would have gladly died for them in that moment. They wrapped their arms around his neck, and they just stayed like that for a minute. That is, until Aggro forced his way between them, mewling peevishly.
"Hey there, you feeling left out, Aggro?" Sweetheart nettled him.
"Aw, don’t give ‘im a hard time. He's still not used to how much affection is now constantly floating around this house."
Sweetheart laughed.
"Well then he better get used to it! I'm not going anywhere."
***
"Ah, shit, Sweetheart, I don’t understand why you love hiking so much. I mean I love spending time with you, but… just wow. I think my legs are numb."
"Says the guy who goes on a multiple mile long run through the woods once every month with all of his friends."
"That’s pack stuff! I could hardly miss that. Besides, that’s in wolf form, it’s different!"
"Hmmm… yeah, sure," they rolled their eyes. "Let’s just get the food." They opened the cooler and spread the blanket they had brought with them out on the trunk bed. Milo grumbled appreciatively.
"You were right, I am so glad we brought food with us instead of going to get fast food afterwards. M'so hungry. What we got?" Sweetheart did a drumroll with their fingers on the side of the cooler.
"In order to use up the very last of the leftovers, I present to you… taco bags!!"
Milo grinned.
"Sounds delicious. What is it?" Sweetheart pulled two one-serving Dorito bags out of the cooler, along with a Ziploc bag of taco meat, and lots of little bags of shredded cheese, lettuce, chopped up tomatoes, and two little cups with lids that held guacamole and sour cream respectively.
"Open your chip bag, and put whatever you want in with the chips. Then mix it up aaaaanndd—" they snatched two forks out of the cooler.
“—dig in!" Milo laughed delightedly.
"You’re a genius Sweetheart."
"Thank you, thank you, hold your applause," they giggled, handing him his Dorito bag and a spoon for the taco meat.
They prepared their bags and placed everything back in the cooler, then stretched out on the blanket and munched contentedly.
"So, what part did you hate the least?" Sweetheart teased Milo.
"Aw c'mon, don’t be like that. I didn’t hate it. If what ya meant to ask was which part was my favorite, I liked the swimmin' and the waterfall. It was gorgeous, almost made me want to look away from you," he smirked. Sweetheart's laugh was like a bubbling fountain of good feelings that overflowed on Milo.
"Maybe try flirting with me again when you’re not dehydrated and covered in dried lake water, we’re not in a public parking lot on the side of a mountain, and you don’t have dead leaves in your hair, bub," they laughed. Milo clawed at the matted tangle on his head.
"Ah, shit, where are they?" Sweetheart set aside their bag.
"Here here here, let me, love, you’ll hurt yourself." They tenderly pushed his hands away by the wrists and began detangling the brown leaves out of his hair with gentle fingers.
"You're still gonna have to take a shower later, I can’t get all the crumbles out."
"Well, that’s not too bad. Not if you’re gonna take it with me," he winked.
"Oh good grief!" They snickered and picked up their bag again.
"Seriously though, I might like to wash your hair later… if only to see if I can without hurting your scalp," they mused.
"Mm," Milo grunted. The mental image of them gently detangling his hair with their fingers, sudsing his scalp and rinsing it all out slowly while under the warm spray of the shower was taking up too much of his mental space to allow for too many coherent sentences to fully form. He turned suddenly.
"Sweetheart, has anyone ever told you that you’re an incredibly gentle person?" They stared at him with a massive bite of taco and crushed-up chips soaked in guacamole and sour cream still in their mouth. They chewed rapidly.
"Uh, um, no, not really…" they stammered, frowning slightly.
"Well, you are. Sometimes… sometimes it’s a lot, f'me. I mean I love it, it’s part of the reason why I love you so much, but fuck, Sweetheart… it makes me feel so warm… and soft… and I’m not…. I’m not used to it." They stared at him for a second, then scooted up closer to him and wrapped their arms around the side of his chest like a koala bear.
"Well I’m not gonna stop. I love you. I want to be gentle with you, and make you feel warm and soft. So start getting used to it, bubba." Milo smiled and stroked their hair.
"Get used to you treatin' me like a prince? Get used to gentle? Aw hell yeah. I could definitely get used to that."
It's finished! Again, very self-indulgent from start to finish. Also, if you eat meat, please go try taco bags RIGHT NOW!! They're so good!! That last scenario with the hiking and the taco bags was actually inspired by something me and my sister did together a few years back. Anyway, I hope y'all enjoyed!