Oh no. I'm going to have to be a hero.

They/tehm. Welcome home, those of you returning from the bird’s downfall. We kept the fire lite while you were gone..

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works

[rocketbirdie]

how it feels to watch sony state of play

[papanorth]

you're a healthy, gentle, purring beast, and I'm alive

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[thememedaddy]

[saintsinner-asstral]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[exceptionerroralex]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[soraaarts]

So I redrew it…uh Lesbians

[soraaarts]

Uh, gays

[bettedavisgf]

[narcissistcookbook]

ranting to a friend about spending your life trying to quarantine yourself from homestuck on the tumblr algo and then they say "oh homestuck, i was one of the artists and voice actors and singers for that" and just giving up

[olorotitghten-up]

Dromaeosaurs of Prehistoric Planet

Velociraptor mongoliensis

Atrociraptor marshalli

Dromaeosaurus albertensis

Pyroraptor olympius (infant)

Kuru kulla

Showing some love to the dromaeosaurids that PP spotlit for us!

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

the most disturbing trend in online leftism is outright hostility towards any kind of community building tools and forgiveness whatsoever.

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

prioritizing cruelty in the pursuit of justice is still prioritizing cruelty

[eurasianmagpies]

people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

[lilworms]

i can’t hang out because i have to kiss my cat on the head 980 times

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!