ba ba ba blorbo time

queer creature 21+ / ao3: katyaentrapment / minors dni & fuck off terfs racists etc / welcome everyone else 💗

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[beatricemeganblood]

*starts fucking the bugs and worms*

[dogshitdotnet]

[dogshitdotnet]

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

[acrisius-ii]

UTENA STOP TRYING TO BECOME A PRINCE THE LAKERS NEED A CENTER

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[zxbuster-advent]

[beemovieerotica]

me during the 1st week of training my interns: Hi. I'm Mr. Professional. Please abide by the laboratory safety regulations :)

me during week 2 of training my interns: so I'm thinking of making a pilgrimage to Charlie Kirk Way

[askaniritual]

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

[christianstepmoms]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

many of you i'm afraid

[beemovieerotica]

[crispy-kitten-princess]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[halmoney]

[mudwerks]

(via Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract for Riyadh Comedy Festival)

Okatsuka also posted the list of things comedians have been told they weren’t allowed to talk about, including jokes “that may be considered to degrade, defame, or bring into public disrepute, contempt, scandal, embarrassment, or ridicule” Saudi Arabia, its ruling government, royal family, or any religion or religious figure, period. Okatsuka also takes time to point out that “The money is coming straight from the Crown Prince, who actively executes journalists, ppl with nonlethal drug offenses, bloggers, etc without due process. A lot of the ‘you can’t say anything anymore!’ Comedians are doing the festival 😂 they had to adhere to censorship rules about the types of jokes they can make.”

I guess Chapelle is cool being told what to say if the money’s big enough?

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Nightmares Come at Night (1970)

[dumbdoegirl]

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

[rabbitkinglune777]

getting my lips pierced today and like, after escaping the Jehovah's witness cult and my mom's place, it made me realize that I'm allowed to live my life however I want...I can do things I missed out on, dress however I want, I can just exist authentically and not force myself to be what my mother wanted.

piercings and tats and dressing immodestly is against the Jehovah's witness code and guess what I'm doinggggg(minus tats)

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Nightmares Come at Night (1970)