chan, i guess 🐺

mostly incorrect kpop quotes and edits. sprinkle in some audhd, and you’ve got me. they/he ; 22

[gurlsrool]

Ilya challenges Shane to the ice bucket challenge and everyone’s like “haha classic Rozanov ribbing his rival”. Shane meanwhile’s like “you ASSHOLE, it’s for CHARITY, I have to DO IT NOW”

He doesn’t connect the dots that Ilya only challenged him so he could see Shane’s mouth part in shock while wearing a soaking wet t shirt. Ilya does not watch porn for the foreseeable future

[quillquiver]

The thing is that kissing has always accompanied sex for them, so when hollanov are finally in a position where they have actual time that first summer at the cottage, they discover they really fucking love making out. I mean, sure they obviously love kissing each other; Shane thinks Ilya is the best kisser on the planet and Ilya gets weak in the knees for how Shane gives himself over to his mouth—but the opportunities for lazy makeouts have been few and far between.

And it’s funny, because they’d both been a little anxious about what to do with so much uninterrupted time, but it turns out that they can absolutely lose a couple hours while happily sucking face and cuddling on the couch. Not fucking—crucially, and strangely, sometimes they don’t have sex. They just… kiss. A lot. And then they cuddle and kiss some more. And then they talk and there’s more kissing. And then they tease and wrestle and yeah more kissing again and sure, things start getting hot and heavy but it’s kind of amazing not to have to rush, so they venture into heavy petting territory before settling down into yet more kisses.

They kiss fucking everywhere: in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen, against the counter, at the fire pit, on the dock, in the water, in the home gym, on the home rink, in the shower, seated at the table outside, rolling around on the grass.

There is, of course, fucking. So much fucking, so many different ways, but god the kissing is just… Shane sometimes almost looks forward to the kissing more than anything else. They do it so much he’s honestly kind of sore at points, which is embarrassing and really fucking hot all at once.

They don’t know how to be chaste about it, either. It’s like they’re making up for lost time and whenever one of them will give the other a peck, he is immediately pulled in for more. They’re greedy and unashamed and it’s fucking ridiculous. And amazing. But mostly ridiculous.

“We should get up. We should—I’m hungry. You’re hungry. We should. Mmph.”

“Okay, one more.”

“We keep saying one more.”

“But one more, I promise.”

“Okay, yeah… fuck, wait, last one last one.”

They skip lunch.

[bugslibraryy]

Shane and Ilya were just kissing goodbye at the door, Shane dressed nicely to meet some of team for his next brand deal, in well fitted black trousers and a white shirt, smelling like cologne and his hair product and Ilya in ratty basketball shorts that are Shane’s, only one sock on for some reason. They were just kissing goodbye at the door and then Ilya had moved his had to hold the side of Shane’s face, leaning his hips in to press them to Shane’s. Shane had kissed him until he could feel Ilya hard against him, Ilya’s hands gripping greedily at Shane’s hips. And then Ilya had whispered “please” and Shane had said “you need to ask nicer than that baby I should already be out the door” and Ilya had said breathy and wet into Shane’s neck “please, please Shane you look so good, fuck, you get me so hard” and Shane had sighed and reached his hand back to the door handle and Ilya had honest to god whined, rolling his hips against Shane’s thigh “please shane. Please fuck I’m so fucking hard for you need you to touch me” and his voice was so shaky and wanting. So now Ilya is against the door with Shane’s hand down his basketball shorts, working his cock in his fist, kissing him hot and messy and sweet and Ilya is whining into his mouth, trying to his hands down Shane’s pants only to have his hands smacked away by Shane. “No baby I have to go, I can’t get there a mess, it’s just you, so needy you need me to help you cum before I go” and Ilya is nodding, face and cheeks hot and sweat behind his ears and it’s so good he’s so hard and Shane smells so good feels so good under him and he’s calling Ilya baby, stroking his cock so fucking nice, whispering to Ilya to “not let his cock make a mess on him before he has to go out because that would be mean” and then Ilya is thinking about his cum all over Shane’s nice little dress pants, his. And he comes hard and shaking in his pants with Shane’s hand working him through it. Shane pets Ilya’s face gently with the wet hand Ilya had just cum into, kisses him hot and messy before whispering “bye baby” and slipping out the door and Ilya is just 🧍‍♂️by the door, cum on his fave and in his shorts and he’s breathless still as he hears Shane pull out of their driveway. It’s so hot he can feel his cock trying to get hard again.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

shane + the joys of echoing ilya

“You still want?” “I still wunnt.” leads me to believe that once shane drops masking a little more, he starts feeling comfy letting himself echo ilya from time to time. it starts out with words and phrases that conveniently double as an answer to whatever they’re talking about. like above, ilya asks him something and shane answers using the same words and same inflection, just with his monotone little drone. “You have remote?" "I hayve re-mote."

he fucking loves the was ilya says “probably.” ten out of ten times if ilya’s saying probably, shane’s bringing up the rear with a deadpan but delighted “prah-bubly.”

ilya doesn’t say anything at first bc shane’s kind of always done this? it’s just much more frequent now. but then shane starts quietly echoing stuff even when he’s not being asked something. like he’s literally just repeating random words that ilya says, even in the middle of his sentence. and finally ilya is like hey what the fuck. why are you being an asshole? like he knows his english pronunciation is still not great with some things after all these years, but it’s kind of a dick move to point it out so much!

and shane is first and foremost confused by this! it was never about roasting him or being mean and he has to sit him down and explain to him that no no. since the day they met there has never been anything more satisfying to his ears than ilya speaking. his brain likes the way the words sound coming out of ilya’s mouth and shane needs to feel them in his mouth too. it’s an echo of delight, not derision. 

once ilya understands that he’s not being hate-crimed by his own boyfriend twenty times a week, he’s all good with it. maybe even a little endeared, because that must mean shane feels comfortable around him, right? eventually, it doesn’t even register as strange to have a one-note parrot within his vicinity, occasionally repeating bits and pieces of his sentences when it suits him. that’s when shane really starts to let the echo flag fly.

he doesn’t even need to be talking to shane specifically anymore. if it’s coming out of ilya’s mouth, shane’s brain is latching onto that shit and trying it on for size. like when they’re on the road for a game and tensions are midwest-hellhole-green-sky high. ilya’s trying to calm down a particularly antsy group of coastal rookies like “Yes we all have alerts on our phones. Is tornado probably - just keep an eye out.” and the rookies are like, shitting their pants and stuff and meanwhile Shane’s in the background muttering “Ees tornaydo prah-bubly” under his breath, attention otherwise focused on zipping up his travel bag. 

they’re out with some of the guys and marlow is purposely being a pain in the ass about leaving just to stress ilya out/get him back for years of ilya foolishness and ilya is standing at the curb about to crash out like “Marly I will leave your drunk ass here if you don’t get in stupid uber right now!” meanwhile, mumbled from the safety of the sidewalk: “Stoopid oo-burr…” 

sometimes he'll be on the phone in the living room and can't even make out shane's exact repeat from where he's meal prepping. so it's kind of like soothing background noise, ilya speaking freely while there's this lowkey undercurrent of shane murmuring in the kitchen, happy as a clam to get his brain scratched when they're not even in the same room.

idk i just think ilya's got a very brain-petty voice and pronunciation of things, and i like to live in a world where shane lets himself enjoy that.

[kal8elle]

R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor 💔

[kal8elle]

For those wondering, it was Clark who wrote the article honoring Mali.

[yujateaandpi]

Gravity Falls Thirty More Years AU and Art Masterlist

Here's all the pages of the comic in order plus some of the other GF stuff I've made. I'll keep updating this list to make it easy on y'all.

Edit: I have a new tagging system! All asks will be tagged #thirtymoreyearsau without spaces, and all comics and fic updates will be tagged #thirty more years au with spaces. If you want the whole story together, then you can filter using this tag on my account! Filtered link here.

Thirty More Years AU:

"Dear Mabel, I Miss You" prequel fic

Page 1

Pages 2 and 3

Page 4

Page 5

Page 6

Other Fanart:

Twin Glare^2

Kitten Sweater

Pines Pines Pines

Happy Birthday Twins

Gravity Falls The Odyssey AU

[animentality]

[caliburn-the-sword]

The way Percy “loyalty is my fatal flaw” Jackson didn’t even FINISH hearing out Medusa. He heard “betray-” and fucking bolted like omfg THIS is my Percy no one’s doing it like him

[rylandsgrace]

Percy Jackson episode 3 + text posts

[honeyvoicehwang]

i think the hardest part about writing a resume for me is the fact that i have to know myself and learn a bunch of arbitrary, non-verbal skills i have that i don't know how to identify. and be able to admit that i don't actually suck at everything.

22 years of self hating coming to bite me in the ass; who knew /sarcasm

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

[the-rainbow-suit-dude]

[furiousdinosaurdestiny]

I feel called out hehe

[honeyvoicehwang]

got really back into 6teen and its a problem

(have a random ship i didnt before, want to practice drawing them when i dont have time, muted my first person on ao3, etc)

[seo-changbinnies]

my favorite binnie looks (254/∞)

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[rylandsgrace]

#Something something about Annabeth expecting help from her mother because she was always the perfect kid but getting sent to her own death and Percy expecting nothing because he doesn't believe in his dad and despite everything being saved from death by him