Citriibana

He/him 18

[panink]

“It’s almost like before, isn’t it?”

[redfoxdude07]

You don't get context

[breakdownsboobies]

rumbles first boba with uncle screamer

[dinobot]

beast wars is a fucking masterpiece. dont bother with mtmte. dont bother with prime. beast wars was and is thte height of the transformers franchise 

[flarhgunnstow-deactivated202602]

[dinobot]

exactly

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[prokopetz]

Cosmic horror story about the protagonist being driven mad by having forbidden knowledge seared into their mind in which it gradually becomes clear that the protagonist is a housecat and the terrible gnosis that renders even their most familiar intimacies alien to them is the ability to do first grade math.

[prokopetz]

They have difficulty functioning in their daily life because they're constantly seeing maddening patterns beyond mundane perception, but those patterns are merely the product of being able to count higher than three. All forgetting to eat as they obsessively count the pieces of dry kibble in their bowl.

[starscreamisreginageorge]

Optimus: I've had it with you and this weird phase

Also very interested to see if we'll learn why he chooses to talk like that.

[soursoppi]

What do you think of Starscream ships? And do you like Tarantulas?

(Here’s my thoughts on TFP!Starscream. Yeah I like Tarantulas, his attachment to Prowl is interesting to say the least :D)

[gladosgivesmegenderenvy]

actually j have another Goldbug take and it's that I think he is scared. Perpetually. I'm not just talking paranoia I think he has been scared since Earth. When he almost died I think he was scared. And then Optimus essentially told him he was entirely discardable. He got lucky to be able to stay online. I think Goldbug is fucking terrified of his own demise and that nobody will care when he goes. And in his pursuit to change that by being bigger and stronger he causes it by pushing away everyone and hurting people to get his way. Self fulfilling prophecy of a horrible ending for Goldbug. The harder he tries to run from it the faster it pulls him in

[gladosgivesmegenderenvy]

well actually the main thing people don't remember about Goldbug is that he's not incompetent. He's actually pretty good at what he does. He takes out the Insecticons + Skywarp + almost Thundercracker but he gets cocky that time. He can't beat Optimus and probably not Megatron or Magnus but if Jetfire hadn't gotten the jump on him I think he'd be able to hold his own at least for a bit. Like he's genuinely good at what he does but he gets overlooked so much it feeds his insecurities and complexes and that leads to his downfall. He doesn't loose because he's weak or dumb he looses because he gets in his own head about everything he does and his ego gets in his way

[deepfriedhopesanddreams]

Who likes clowns?

[anyth1ng772]

A normal day on the ship

[rika-segfault]

Cutest little evil🐱

[breakdownsboobies]

screamlets

[breakdownsboobies]

Pls make an introduction post for all three of you😍 and matt😳🥵😍

We need to get to know y’all better🥰

oh we simply must deliver

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Permanent gaming posture. Balding. No neck. Flat ass.

[countkeny]

[gladosgivesmegenderenvy]

actually j have another Goldbug take and it's that I think he is scared. Perpetually. I'm not just talking paranoia I think he has been scared since Earth. When he almost died I think he was scared. And then Optimus essentially told him he was entirely discardable. He got lucky to be able to stay online. I think Goldbug is fucking terrified of his own demise and that nobody will care when he goes. And in his pursuit to change that by being bigger and stronger he causes it by pushing away everyone and hurting people to get his way. Self fulfilling prophecy of a horrible ending for Goldbug. The harder he tries to run from it the faster it pulls him in