choose your kayfabe wisely.

Jacob || 29 || it/its || 🔞 || gender studies grad student || dog with a coyote fursona || not a spoiler-free zone ||

[honordaddy]

to this day wasteland baby makes me sick to my stomach "All the fear and the fire at the end of the world, happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl" fuck me up

[todoga]

Lil illustration for a wonderful fic Change your win conditions

[honordaddy]

its not that I want to go back to Sbux its that I want literaly any job but i'd love love love love a union job that i already know how to do. I would love free spotify (if they still do that) i would love the familiar shitty coffee. Someone pray for me or something

[honordaddy]

people dont dab anymore. whats that about?

[honordaddy]

not only is everything awful and I would rather die than continue living the way I currently am. BUT ALSO my book is missing 30 pages.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Voting ended onJun 4

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[twixnmix]

Keith Haring drawing in the New York City subway, 1983.

Photos by Makoto Murata

[honordaddy]

so actually Don Quixote slaps

[muttabuser]

Pup who sits by my side while I work just so I can stick my fingers in his mouth and let him suck on them until he nurses himself to sleep with his pretty head against my leg.

[depsidase]

[honordaddy]

the one singular job that has spoken to me: you'll hear from us tomorrow

me the day after that tomorrow: has not heard a single thing from them

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale