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grug dont have to change!

‘x is the original girlboss!’ ‘y is the original girlboss!’ wrong. there’s one definitive answer to who the original girlboss is

avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

doradotcom

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa

dogpuppy

teathattast

auguris

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

copperbadge

What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.

In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.

I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".

The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!

dotty-literati

the big mamdani

dotty-literati

arkarti

Mark said the thing!! 😳

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homunculus-argument

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got nothing better to do.

godfrey-the-chaos-duck

lord of the rings

runawaymarbles

Swerved around an Amazon delivery van while riding one of those pay-by-the-minute e-scooters and had the sudden feeling that I was in the opening credits of some nostalgia-bait movie from 2052

raulimages

im-mender

Smoking on that we'd

eatingmarkerz

jarona guy

galacticsabc

Go! Rocky, Go!

homunculus-argument

One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.

Nobody knows how you respond to the news of someone you know having a long-wanted baby, because nobody in their right mind is having kids on purpose.