im a fully-realized creation! fuck!

connor/bard/many others ▪︎ he/him ▪︎ trans + genderqueer ▪︎ 25 ▪︎ this is a tranquil blog for lovers. i've grown too old for hatred.

[bardboys]

my pinned post was old so heres a new one.

- dont tag me in tag games/reblog chains/'do abc or xyz will happen,' bullshit

- if you know me in real life hiiiiiiiiii . please don't look too hard at my blog (and i will not look too hard at yours) but you're welcome to followww ❤️ love you! see you at work probably.

- primarily lurking so even if im not posting i am here, watching. 👁️

[paper-mario-wiki]

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

[ellienamored]

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

[paper-mario-wiki]

people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!

for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".

[bardboys]

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

[paper-mario-wiki]

THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!

and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.

it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???

Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's not my job to educate you.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[thriftstoregoofs]

quite possibly the most incredible garment that has ever crossed the threshold of my thrift store

[thriftstoregoofs]

needed to possess it somehow

[itshype]

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[luriaaan]

i hear a voice

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[battenna]

im a big yay guy. You couldnt even rip yay out of my cold dead hands thats how much i love yay

[parakeet]

mimic chest is such a smart creature. i do love to open a treasure chest when i see it, but alas, sometimes, its a creature, and not gold or other material riches, which generally i do prefer to see. still, all things have their merits, and the mimic chest is no different, for it is wealthy with experience points, which can lead to personal growth via levelling up, which may unlock a new attribute, inventory slot, spell, or potion crafting ability, or some other personal boon, so i will still walk away richer in some capacity, provided i'm strong enough to best the beast, that is, ha ha!

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here