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crazy dog lady just trying her best

[rylandgraces]

The Banshees of Inisherin 2022, dir. Martin McDonagh

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A.H. 1987

[lovestory]

Just saw a tiktok abt how people in their 20s always forget that cereal exists but then one day every 6 months they remember and pour a massive bowl I feel attacked

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

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Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[noisemx]

Chris Schweizer - “Important Life Lessons That I Learned from Raul Julia’s Portrayal of Gomez Addams”

[tautouaudreys]

i wanna watch a movie but i also wanna finish this book but i also wanna go to bed but i also wanna eat something but i also wanna finish that tv series but i also wanna drink something but i also wanna do something with my life

do you see my dilemma 

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Varric: Hawke would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Carver: Hawke would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Warden: I’m the Hero of Ferelden and the one responsible for stopping the 5th Blight.

Inquisitor: I’m the Herald of Andraste and the leader of Thedas’s most powerful organization.

Hawke:

[hooverfixersucker]

Dont mind me I’ve just started binge replaying the dragon age games and now it’s all I care about right now... so I guess this is basically just a dragon age blog for the foreseeable future ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[elvish-root]

Warden: Okay, just gotta convince these people to help me defeat the Blight I guess.

Hawke: Everything is falling apart and 80% is my fault but you know what? I’ve stopped caring. *continues to crack inappropriate jokes at terrified citizens*

Inquisitor: Oh shit—uh...you sure you wanna give all the power to me? A random person? That you found in a ditch? Okay I guess...Um...I have no leadership experience?? Ok I guess I’ll just...make very important political decisions for the entirety of Thedas. Oh Maker. Oh fuck. What am I doing

[storybookhawke]

Life for Hawke must be exhausting with all the random street battles day and night.

Leandra: “could you go get some bread from the market real quick?” Hawke: *sighs and starts putting on full plate armor*

[grumpytrans]

don’t even TALK to me if your dwarven crafts aren’t direct from orzammar

[dalishious]

Tallis rolling three nat 20s in a row

[snerft]

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[27-umbrellas]

Ben: saying lmao does not hide your pain

Klaus: yeah it does lmao