proud member of the project at edens gate

get in losers, we're making the great collapse a gays only event

[hopecountyisforlovers]

promo hour? count me in!

☀️ the names river! you can also call me neon! pronouns are he or hy! (they are both pronounced the same way!)

☀️ im a queer trans man, 28, currently living in oklahoma state! im an enfp and an enneagram 4w5. my big three are pisces/scorpio/libra!

☀️ every 5 years on the full moon i write something! maybe this will be my lucky year keep your fingers crossed

☀️ my #1 f/o is john seed from fc5! i dont care if you follow me if you ship with him though, in fact id love to talk abt him with just about anybody

☀️ perpetual Soft Man Liker

☀️ you wish i was your malewife so bad ooooooo

☀️ dont even look at me if youre a proshipper or age up your f/os, you're a freak ❤️

☀️ banner art by redreart!

☀️ full f/o list and dni can be found here!

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[hopecountyisforlovers]

ill probably reblog this at least one more time but if you want to remain mutuals when i leave this blog for my new one interact w this post kthx

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[hopecountyisforlovers]

ill probably reblog this at least one more time but if you want to remain mutuals when i leave this blog for my new one interact w this post kthx

[lavenderstream]

I know her tumblr would be fire

[alaric-greyson]

One of my sister's friends posted something about her attic being creepy and it ended up getting 50k notes as everyone argued about why it was creepy, whether it was real, and if it was actually just perfectly reasonable.

Candace would have dozens of posts like that with her describing some crazy shenanigans of her brothers and a couple weirdly out of focus pics attached.

They'd blow up initially with people scoffing about how dumb it is but then someone pipes up with "oh yeah the rocket race around the world was crazy when they came through our town". And suddenly other people are adding their own photos or reblogs.

Sadly when Candice thinks she has proof and shows her mom, Tumblr's search function tells her they can't find any records of her own post.

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[catchymemes]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

kieran culkin in vulture’s portrait studio at sundance, 2024

[mioxenoblade]

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

[mioxenoblade]

When I say EVERYONE, I mean EVERYONE. These are things ALL people should have. If you reblog this saying “except THIS group” then you’ve missed the point entirely.

[generaljinjur]

[salmonandsoup]

i want to remove the boots from necks altogether, not just be the one to put on the boot.

[nentuaby]

Don’t know about OP, but when I say it, this is not selflessness! It’s not selflessness at all. There are still people I would prefer get fucked over! There are really awful shitty people in the world!

But I understand that the tables always turn. ALWAYS. There is no final glorious revolution where The Right People will be in charge forever. The only way to ensure the boot will never be on your neck again is to throw away the fucking boot. Set the table so you eat well no matter which way it turns!

[thatonebirdwrites]

ALL OF THIS. Leave no one behind. We all deserve food, clean water, clean air, healthcare, housing, electricity, internet, and so forth. No matter who you are, you deserve to be able to access and have what you need to survive.

So yes, yes, yes to “throw away the fucking boot.”

[crionic-dubs]

[nyancrimew]

what do you call it when a tumblr user posts something irritating on purpose to get lots of engagement

lure

taunt

engagement cultivation

decoy

engagement tilling

tease

engagement geoponics

scrunch

something else (put in tags)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

[severalowls]

[guerrillatech]

Stop trying to be productive

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

again, if you find yourself continuously drawn to internet discourse and engaging with it to the point it's hard think about anything else

read about moral ocd or ask a professional about it. i promise that is not normal or "just being chronically online". there are treatments and experts who can help navigate your obsessive tendencies

it's gonna be alright. having the most correct discourse opinions says nothing about you as a person. you're gonna be ok

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

my rule of thumb is if i grabbed any dude at 7/11 and asked him about the discourse and it sounded like a different language to them, i'm not allowed to obsessively spiral over it

[manwhorewednesdays]

As someone with moral OCD, a few other tips:

1) unfollow people who answer and engage with discourse that triggers you. My OCD said to me that I should never do that because that would mean I'm in an echo chamber and I should listen to every opinion in the entire world. Bullshit. Unfollow them, be free.

2) Therapy and meds do likely help if you have it, and in my case a lot of the worst symptoms went away by taking antidepressants. So if it's really bad, do consider medication! OCD can be a neurological disorder more than a mental illness, so in my case it actually worked better to use serotonin stimulating medicine rather than talk therapy.

3) Activism and donations are hard for people with moral OCD. It will convince you that you are always one step away from being the worst person on earth. That's why anything in regards to e.g. donations can feel overwhelming, since charity ads usually tap right into that anxiety ("if I don't give this charity 10$ right now I am literally the devil"). It is okay to avoid and block donation ads on youtube if you have OCD. It is okay to click "show less of" on particularly gruesome pictures of war. Use the few means of control you have. Google ads has a somewhat hidden toggle in your google account settings where you can disable ads for certain topics. It will make your experience online a little more bearable.

[softestjilly]

the fact that fat people are made to feel bad about everything down to how loud or hard they are breathing says a lot about this society

[softestjilly]

so many people are sharing their own experiences with this and i want to thank you all for being vulnerable and bringing more awareness to the struggles the fat community face.

i grew up dancing and ALWAYS breathed so hard and sweat A LOT. to the point my dance teacher would ask me if i'm okay in front of the whole class and i would feel utter humiliation.

i, too, have held my breath when walking across college campus for my classes, or when i was filming a video because i was so scared of someone commenting on my breathing.

this is not something we should have to feel bad for, a NORMAL human thing such as BREATHING. it's been said many times, but it cannot be said enough. we deserve so, so much better than this.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Imsane rule

[kira-serialfaggot]

I love posts like this. Terminally online people finding out that reality isn't anything like the propaganda they've been fed. Terfs realizing that nobody likes their weird mental gymnastics. Incels realizing their bone measurement bullshit means nothing. It's always magical to watch someone's toxic world view crumble before them

[jesterbots]

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.