Hopefully Smashing

I'm a costume history nerd who blogs about fat acceptance, sewing, photography, gaming, movies, music and just generally good things.

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aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)

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David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)

[dear-rat-boi]

First of all, I can’t believe you looped me into your shit.  Secondly:

Hamlet

Always three seconds away from fucking either Horatio or Ophelia depending on the scene.  He knew exactly what he was doing when he picked those outfits

100/10

Richard II

Kissed not one, but two (2) men, and was surrounded by a heard of boy toys.  Nails and hair always on point.  Those robes were Gucci

1,000/10

Benedick

JORTS

10,000/10

Crowley

His thighs give off the same energy as a college girl who got wasted off of three (3) Smirnoff Ices and tried to teach the only gay guys at the party how to drop ass in heels secretly hoping that one of them will make out with her… And that’s just his thighs

100,000/10

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

All I’ve learned is that, somehow, Scrooge McDuck is sluttier than Crowley.

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Living room before and after. 3 months in and still in love. . . . #homesweethome #decor #apartmentliving #heritagehome #hamont #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BqSpPqWATC5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6mhlku9hqu6c

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My cabbages! . . . #halloween #avatarthelastairbender #cabbageguy #nerds #spoopy #cosplay https://www.instagram.com/p/BpunXtag2VV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mvxr03tteuja

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A day late and a dollar short but I took a picture of my halloween cross stitch. Finished it on the 30th (and started it last year). Keepin it real. . . . #halloween #crafts #crossstitch #xstitch #spoopy #memade https://www.instagram.com/p/BpqLkmTgLbS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1om3o73x0skbi

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Keepin' up with those lunchtime walks on this glorious fall day. . . . #myface #gratuitousselfie #sunnies #sauga #fall https://www.instagram.com/p/BpAMzutAh-6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4joxghgvav73

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In love with the mantle right now 😍 I guess turning 30 is pretty okay. . . #birthdaycards #homedecor #home #fireplace #marble #historicliving https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo2pK7OAtZ_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n22gh35na2d5

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Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

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Everything I Have To Tell You About Love by Neil Gaiman

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I wrote this to read at my friends Sxip and Coco’s wedding, a little over a year ago. I love that it’s now flown out into the world. And Chris drawing things is such a delight.

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New hairs. First haircut in ages and first dye ever. I love it! Thanks @melface_440 and Kumo! #haircolor #hairstyles #myface

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Views from my lunchtime walks at work. #nature #mississauga #sauga #walkies

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Finished this game the other day and I honestly don't know what to do with myself anymore to be honest. . . . #gamergirl #gaming #persona5 #ps4

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Had a lovely day in Cambridge today starting with a talk at the Fashion History Museum by Ian Drummond on his work in the film industry. Got to see a costume Tim Curry wore in the new Rocky Horror. Followed by a tour of the museum and lunch at Creme. Then topped it off with winning a bunch of stuff at Kate and Ryan's stag and doe. All in all a pretty good day. . . . #cambridge #ontario #fashionhistorymuseum #museum #costume

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Interview looks 2. Lately all I do is work, have interviews, and look for apartments. I lead an exciting life. Dress: ModCloth, Csrdi: Old Navy, Shoes: Vintage. . . . #ootd #fatshion #fashion #plussizefashion #plussize #modcloth #vintage

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Cloud will always be king of the bed. . . . #catsleeping #catsofinstagram #cuteasf #Cloud

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When only when cat can fit in the bag, welcome to BAGDOME! . . . #catsofinstagram #cidandcloud #cute #theylovebagsandboxes

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90 hours into this beast and no end in sight! . . . #persona5 #gaming #games #gamerlife #thisgameisendless #ihavedonenothingelseforweeks