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if i look back, i am lost
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@hopefulwarlock
‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here
hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?
RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)
“teenage hero vs adult villain” is a funny trope cuz it’s really just an adult beefing with a child. If I was a supervillain and I found out my fated enemy was a kid I would just quit supervillainy and go hock MLM scams until they’re 25 bc I’m not about to be the loser obsessing over a child
any time you see an adult villain gloating about how they got one over on their teenage rival I just want you to know that it’s exactly the same thing as a Twitter fight between a 15 year old furry with an anime icon and a 34 year old self-declared fandom elder who thinks Steven Universe is fascist propaganda and is waaay too invested in anti/proshipper discourse
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001-2003) dir. Peter Jackson
aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors
They’d lose the children
i mean…isn’t that what they did in canon?
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
grace rocky save stars
what if there was a red string of fate tying us together and it was made of star-eating microorganisms that were killing our respective solar systems
babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
‘Books’ve got to have a name on ’em so’s everyone knows who’s guilty.’
-- Terry Pratchett - Maskerade
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
For those of you who have been missing my CR fanart (some of you have asked, I'm so sorry), there's some wild news: I'm actually being paid to do it now!
I had the huge honour to provide illustrations for both the soldiers and seekers table recaps on C4 -- and what an amazing story is being woven for us.
These characters mean so much to me already, so to be trusted with them like this is honestly surreal.
collection of some molly sketches :] im obsessed with drawing him smiling hugely looking mischievous
My favourite Merlin episodes are the ones where Uther is going to die and everyones like "just let him die already omfg" but Merlin is like "if i let him die thats murder :(" and then his plan to stop Uther being killed. involves. murder
