[hopeingrief]

about me... trialing the first name eden. in my mid-twenties. they/she (en) or iel/elle (fr) pronouns. 3rd-gen franco-USamerican of québécois descent. fuck the imperial core. i'm a lot like orpheus if he was an outspoken queer communist with bipolar disorder. i have 3 active side blogs: spirituality, art-centric, and incredibly horny if you're not a fed or a kid.

credits... cloud bio dividers by @uzmacchiato; brown line dividers by @chrisssiren; blog icon art (orpheus returning from the shades, 1885) by sir william blake richmond

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[fairycosmos]

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

[alkalineleak]

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[alien-computer-luvr]

If I had a sci-fi spaceship I would have some wild earth-shattering homosexual romance with the ship's supercomputer

[catgirlbignaturals]

If I was on that ship HAL9000 wouldnt have started killing people because he would have been too distracted having the nastiest sex mankind has ever created with me

[shrugsmagazine-deactivated20220]

the intimacy of liking a mutual’s post. i hope you see my stupid little icon and feel seen. i love you. i appreciate you. do you want to run away with me. i’m here for you. let’s swordfight. i’m never going to give you up.

[soup-mother]

"you're an adult, you can't get in trouble with other adults" < person who has never interacted with a cop, psychiatrist or landlord once in their life

[apocryphics]

good poetry makes me want to kill myself but by staying alive

[byzantine-nectarine]

what’s the orthodox opinion on the devil?

we dont like him

[naomisramblings]

this will reunite the Church

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[cutecipher]

"Um the lockdowns didnt work" no moron they didnt happen

[cutecipher]

"Masks didnt work" you didnt wear one

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[ectonurites]

god i love doing crafts

[ectonurites]

god i hate cleaning up the aftermath of doing crafts