Slytherin: Would you take a bullet for me?
Gryffindor: …Yes.
Ravenclaw: *angrily bursts into the room*
Slytherin: *already running away* Thanks!
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Slytherin: Would you take a bullet for me?
Gryffindor: …Yes.
Ravenclaw: *angrily bursts into the room*
Slytherin: *already running away* Thanks!
Slytherins are:
Slytherins are wind coming down the chimney, red cheeks and noses from the cold, they are naturally and perfectly straight hair, slytherins are wearing full and on point makeup one day and no makeup the next, they are fur blankets and silk sheets, sketches on school assignments and old photographs in silver frames, they are snow on evergreen trees and cracked ice in fountains, slytherins are espresso at 9pm and stolen liquor, they are student declared snow days, and cinnamon hot chocolate, they are having that one favourite pen you stole from a gryffindor, and post valantines day candy shopping.
Name mood board for a slytherin named Rose @myheavenorhell
-Pastel
We are the Slytherins, the snakes. The ones who keep surviving because no matter what happens we shed our skin and we start over. We’ve been through many battles but we choose not to show it, we may play innocent or even arrogant because showing you our scars means that we are vulnerable. And this is one of the things that we hate. Vulnerability. We walk in our new skin and you can swear we are royal because this is what we want you to see.
Us, Slytherins, want to be the best and when we can’t, at least we have to look like we have everything under control, like we are still going to win. Because we would rather have you thinking that we are heartless bitches running for the crown, than the damaged and broken people that we actually are.
691. Slytherins tend to obsess over the question of whether or not they are a good person, and whether their self-centeredness and ambition mean they’re evil. That’s one reason they resent Gryffindors, who KNOW they’re good and pride themselves on it
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A human heart cost $442,000 and I gave you mine for free you ungrateful ass BITCH.
Slytherin after a break up
Slytherin: The next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy.
“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”
Pansy: I hate camping. If I'm ever in the woods for three days, it means I've been dead for two of them.
hp meme: one house → slytherin (1/1)
“And power hungry Slytherin, loved those of great ambition.”
mantra // bring me the horizon
“…slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”
THE 100 CHARACTER AESTHETICS // john murphy, slytherin 🐍
Another pure slytherin
posters: Draco Malfoy
“Scared, Potter?”
Luna | Hermione
Shit Slytherins Say: #15
Slytherin: You know what I want to do?
Gryffindor: Die?
Slytherin: No, besides that...
Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends
Shit Slytherins Say: #14
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games