The Slytherin World

[potterhead-slytheringirl]

harry: this is our darkest hour

ginny: we just ran out of brownies it's not a big deal

[incorrect-slytherin]

True crime

Gryffindor: I got arrested for being too cool

Slytherin: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence

[slytherin-sarcasm]

Ravenclaw: Am I the only one who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air wii vibrations in their direction?

Slytherin: How high are you?

Ravenclaw: 5’4”

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: I am worthless.

Slytherin: Your organs are actually pretty expensive on the black market.

[time-machine-fart]

Ron: So the other day Hermione sent me a Get Better Soon card.

Harry: Aw, that’s nice

Ron: I wasn’t sick, she just thought I could do better.

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #132

Slytherin: “I don’t like people”

Hufflepuff: *walks by*

Slytherin: “I like one people”

[moiested]

that moment when you’re touch starved but touch averted. i want you to touch me but at the same time if you touch me i’ll break your neck

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: “I don’t care,” I say, caringly, as I care deeply.

[grimmauldplase-deactivated20190]

hp meme: one house ⇢ slytherin

[hufflepuffs-say-fuck]

Slytherin: I don’t like when people touch me

Gryffindor: and what that means? ~point to hufflepuff hugging slytherin~

Slytherin: that’s different

[kyloren]

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Harry Potter Series (2001-2011) dir. David Yates

[slytherin-sarcasm]

“Me working on my five year plan:

Year 1:

Year 2:

Year 3:

Year 4:

Year 5: And then you’ll all be sorry.”

-Slytherin

[hogwartstribune]

Little Things that Slytherins do

Sit up straight- it might be a power asserting thing, it might just be a natural habit but I think Slytherins tend to have good posture

Be very selective- it’s not that they’re trying to be mean but if you don’t reach a standard that they have for people they just won’t be friends with you

Let sarcastic comments slip everywhere- to your friends, heck yeah. To your parents? Mostly when it’s all fun and games or maybe when they’rein a heated argument

Know where all your weak spots are- Slytherins are very observant and can usually figure out another person’s insecurities and weaknesses quickly. What they do with it is up to them

Tend to like privacy- I’m not saying all Slytherins are introverts but Slytherins definitely aren’t all about sharing their secrets with everyone

Subconsciously get really competitive- it doesn’t have to be in sports and anything all up in your face (though sometimes it really can be) but all Slytherins strive to be the best in what they like to do

FInd interest in deep mysterious things- inside every Slytherin I think there’s some Ravenclaw who’s really confused and just wants to read quotes all day. Slytherins tend to like things that have poetic meaning or relatability to them like the ocean, fog, cats, gothic architecture, and quotes that accurately describe their emotions

Always have a ton of blankets- maybe it’s a cold-blooded thing, maybe it’s the fact that the Slytherin common room is freezing and that’s what my mind carries with me but Slytherins tend to burrito themselves in blankets, always making sure to cover their feet completely and try to figure out how to get their hands underneath and still do whatever they’re doing

Have nervous habits- Yeah. Maybe playing with their hair or hands, maybe doodling, maybe tapping I don’t know. It’s unfortunately a sign of weakness but it’s just something they do

[slytherins-slither]

Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Slytherin: Hufflepuff, that's physically impossible.

Hufflepuff: *cups Slytherin's face* Are you sure?

Slytherin: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

[potterhead-slytheringirl]

Slytherins:

New white candles, flourishing orchids, pretending not to care about school but strives for an A, classic Russian literature, ivy growing on stone, snowflakes that land on your eyelashes and nose, lakes that seem to have no bottom, being the last one to go to bed and the first one up in the morning, faking confidence, listens to both classical music and hard metal, expert sarcasm, brutal games of truth or dare, having a bed covered in pillows and blankets because the dormitory is so cold, having a perfect skin routine, to-do lists, white lies, foggy mornings, zoning out in class, heavy black boots with black skinny jeans, always elegant, looks like they are constantly posing, sly comments in class to the person next to them, reads the chronicles of narnia whenever it snows, stained glass windows, learning Latin for fun, gets really competitive at uno, clenched teeth, raising one eyebrow, being really good at monopoly, try’s their absolute best but pretends not to.

[potterhead-slytheringirl]

THE BOY WHO NEVER HAD A CHOICE

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