[youcanemptymyarteries]

Are you a squirter?

If you cut the right artery.

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[weirdness-is-good]

[horrorlesbians]

she’s a 10 but she has deer antlers growing out of her head

[dabblingindissent]

so an 11?

[1moneychaserworld-deactivated20]

Sometimes u gotta wish ppl the best and never talk to they ass again

[moonemojii]

[indogwetrustblog]

How to sext properly

[chickenfarmersan]

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[sexatoxbridge]

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[bandtshirt]

[gaypasta]

are you fuckin dumb

i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much

[heartrate]

i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex

[xsarora]

[girthakitt-blog]

i like this guy

[sappharah]

*sees spoiler about character death*

ok but maybe that won’t happen when i watch it

[sixpenceeeblog]

[mcdungeon]

I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend