Gay and Lame

Baylee he/him

[thewizardivy]

letting the days go by

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[pitbolshevik]

this is making me CRY

[todddai]

POV you are Benny

[vote-for-eggman]

NYC mayoral candidates asked what "should be banned" in the city and bench appearo came in this with BOILING take

[vote-for-eggman]

Twitter did not leave him unchecked

[anarchistmemedistro]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[mp3v0]

[horchateria]

[prostatestar]

[iamnotlanuk]

My jokes do numbers in the porn bot community

[t3sticles]

Y’all might not find me funny but porn bot Lisa478 found me so funny she wants to show me her pussy!

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[tzimiscelord]

Without the goverment, who will help those in need?

[da-boy-o-kultur]

$550 to build, $64,450 to line everyone’s pockets.

[simon-newman]

We’ve been asking the City Hall to fix the stairs in front of our house for 4 years before they had the founds to do it.

In those 4 years the stairs in front of the building right next to ours were re-made 3 times. It’s a weird coincidence that a retired city official lives there.

[heatandapathy]

Different but also the same.

[diaryofandnwoman]

[pukicho]

Thoughts?

Not even one

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

Print it.  Fuck it.

[pulpfanfiction]

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[unculture]

theyre not used to being noticed…..

[targent]

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

[automatonknight]

[roxylalonde]

[ston-rampler]

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen