being one of the byers/hoppers (headcannons)
you aways gotta fight him for the bathroom cause he wants to spend twenty minutes on his hair to impress nancy
typical sibling fights including light punching and dramatic fake injuries
will always have your back no matter what
when youre feeling down he'll sit with you and talk
you always catch nancy escaping out of his window and use it as blackmail against him
would give you the shirt off his back
always lends you his music and plays songs he knows you like in the car
will drive you anywhere in that old car,any time of day
will save up his money to get you and will good gifts
not one for hugs or saying i love you on the regular but he'll still accept if you do that
s4 jonathon would tell you to stay away from drugs and then go get high w argyle
argyle is also like a second older brother to you
jonathon makes sure everyone looks after and protects you even if you dont need it
nearly beat steve to a pulp in s1 cause he said something mean about you
teams up with you to glare at mike
isnt the best at school but still tries to help you with your work
will watch obscure artsy movies with you
cooks for your family every day
does not get into sibling fights,like he physically cant get mad at you
threatens each person you go on a date with
will make sure you get enough sleep every night even though he hasnt slept in years
takes photos of you and the rest of the byers
you give him the worst nicknames and that mfer will just sit there and say nothing
will mock any school related parties or activities unless you join them in which case he will be incredibley supportive
will have jonathon spy on you 24/7
she trusts your judgement in your friends and your dates but is still weary
never lets you come home alone
her hugs are like hugging a cloud
always has a huge smile when she sees you
would die for you and your siblings
whispers that youre her favourite and then does that to will and jonathon
the type to take a million photos before your prom
when youre off to like save the world she'll hold your face and hug you and squeeze your cheeks so much its suffocating
is always scared shes gonna lose you guys so she gets terrified when something happens
would beat up a 4yo if they were mean to you
gives you your space when you need it
will let you borrow her clothes
always wants to make sure you're okay
sometimes she'll be up in the middle of the night at the kitchen table and when she sees you she'll make you something hot to drink as you guys talk
works incredibley long hours so she can provide for you guys
would give you the shirt off her back and pants
if you had a cold she would lose her mind tryna take care of you
she isnt the best cook ngl but she'll always try to make you something you guys like
does those excited little mom screams when something good happens
will tell hopper every little detail about you when he comes over
isnt exactly your dad but also is definitely your dad
will straight up arrest anyone who bothers you
calls every person you date a punk and tries to threaten them
trusts your judgement but it still an overprotective dad
confused about everything but always has the spirit
will let you and your siblings eat absolute trash when joyce is out
will sit with you and tell you stories to calm your nerves
"can i borrow this?" "keep it"
says you cant date till youre 50
if youre going through an emo phase or smth he'll ask you a million questions and still be confused
makes little jokes about everyone with you
will warn you about 'guys like eddie' then when he gets to know them he'll secretly like them
quit alot of his bad habits when he started living with you guys
stops himself in the middle of angry rants and reminds himself to be calm for you guys
will jump in harms way to protect you guys
if youre sick he'll still send you to school with no hesitation
stops before he does anything risky to remind himself of you guys and make sure hes doing this for the right reasons
him and joyce cant go a day without being around you guys
murray ends up being your weird conspiracy theory uncle,and enzo ends up being a 'weirdly hot friend of your dads' according to nancy
teams up with Jonathon to threaten the people you date so you cant leave them alone with your dad or brother,ever
will try to stick up for you only to end up getting himself bullied
you always stick up for him
youre always talking to him tryna comfort him
you are there 24/7 for this boi
hes always drawing stuff for you
and will annoy you to no end about his dorky fantasy stuff
cannot cook.like absolutely has no skill in the kitchen
is painfully uncoordinated and you try to stifle your laughs when he trips for the fifth time that day
you try to help him understand his feelings because quite frankly he doesnt understand them himself
loves you more than everyone else because you treat him normally
you call him a nerd and he calls you a whale,the daily routine.
you give him your own music reccomendations
you always make fun of his haircut and he proceeds to violate you with insults
he'll wear your clothes and then once hes already got them on he'll ask if he can borrow them
you both always make eachother laugh
when hes done being ominous you make fun of his scribble drawings and imitate his posessed moments which earns a scolding from joyce
he will lip sync to every song you play
jonathon will be in the drivers seat looking serious ash and you and Will will be jamming in the backseat
you always listen to his nerdy ramblings and roll your eyes but when christmas or his birthday rolls around you always get him something hes been ranting about
on his birthday you make sure everyone knows.you throw a massive party and invite practically everyone.
if anyones mean to him you and jonathon are prepared for murder a good talking to
you make fun of his crush on mike and he proceeds to steal all of your favourite clothes,forcing you to wear a shirt from when you were nine years old with a cartoon on it to school
he tries to act all grown up when he gets to highschool so you have to act extra childish to make up for it on his part
will give you the food on his plate,but not the shirt off his back cause hes self conscious
always wants to go to amusement parks with your family and every fourth of july he forces you guys outside to watch the fireworks
eventually you and jonathon just bought will the fireworks and every year you guys sit on the porch as him and his dorky friends light em up
always smiling,no matter what
will tell you all about her day or about a story she heard with this incredible excitement
refuses to eat much else besides eggos
will rummage through your things looking for clothes to wear and leave your room a mess not even knowing
has sleepovers with max every week
one time max left her lipstick and jane used it to draw
thus resulting in you teaching her makeup
you always lend her your music
you teach her new words and lend her your books all the time
she speaks through movies but you dont mind because frankly its adorable
when angela makes fun of her she thinks its some weird way of being friends so you chopped off all of angelas hair
you will and jonathon are always at her side
you compliment her every day
every time she sees you she has this huge smile and waves like crazy
you hug her 24/7 because shes just so precious well minus the murder
you brush and braid her hair every night and she'll tell you about something new she learned
does those word of a day things
she tried making breakfast once,it was bad,real bad but you still ate it all,egg shells and burntness, just because of how happy she looked
you absolutely hate mike because hes a dick to your little sister so hopper and you always try to keep her away from him
she always wants you to paint her nails in the wildest colours
her,will and eddie really get along
but when he played her metallica she had this huge look of confusion on her face "is that really music?"
fav ice cream is mint chocolate chip,shes insane
refuses to let a bad day get to her
cut her hair like that cause "i want to look like joyce"
if you ever swear or use 'slang' she'll repeat what you say with a smile and say it all day earning a laugh from hop and another lecture from joyce
