Horan Avidity

When i'm good, I'm very good. When i'm bad, i'm better

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Niall on stage | The Show Live On Tour in New York, NY, Night II (June 14th, 2024)

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Sunday Morning

Niall looked out the window. The rain was coming down harder. A mere twenty minutes ago, it was cloudy, but not threatening. However, the soft staccato of the drizzle turned into the hammering of full on storm. A frown furrowed across Niall’s brow as the thunder rumbled low. He had hoped that Lindsay had decided to wait the storm out before returning from the bakery.  The drive up to his house had some windy roads and LA drivers didn’t understand how to drive when it rained.

When they woke up that morning, she bounded into the bathroom, peeked into the shower and asked him what he wanted from their favorite Bakery. By the time he got out of the shower, she was gone and left a note:

Babe –

Back in a bit. Breakfast will be in bed. Dress appropriately!

Hugs, Love & a kiss

Linds

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NIALLS BACK AND SO AM I!!

What I miss?

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IM VERKLEMPT

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Be careful Gwen Stefani.. Blake Shelton is about to fall in love again.

This time with an Irishman named Niall.

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when you log into tumblr and need to block a ton of hashtags because you are a niall blog and there isnt one damn picture of  him anywhere! -_-

anyway. HELLLO DAY PEOPLE! HOW ARE YOU!? 

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I seem to only log into tumblr when I’m having a rough night.

Anyway, it’s currently Tuesday, October 4th.

WHERE IS OUR SEPTEMBER PHOTO DUMP, HORAN?

You acclimated us to this new and barely accessible relationship. Well, come on then.. I’m a New Yorker time is valuable!!

LETS 👏 GO 👏

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Okay.. it wasn’t a photo dump but he said he missed us & called us lovers again. 🥺🥺🥺

I’m not saying he heard my plea but this has happened a few times… sooooo in my humble opinion

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I seem to only log into tumblr when I’m having a rough night.

Anyway, it’s currently Tuesday, October 4th.

WHERE IS OUR SEPTEMBER PHOTO DUMP, HORAN?

You acclimated us to this new and barely accessible relationship. Well, come on then.. I’m a New Yorker time is valuable!!

LETS 👏 GO 👏

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x

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this is like the sexy cocky look he gives you when he asks if you need help and you tell him no. You’re a strong independent woman who can put up the heavy curtains or put the big heavy box on the top shelf by yourself. So he stands there knowing you may need help. He watches as things fall or you obviously can’t balance the box yourself as you try to get on the top step of the ladder.  And you shoot him a look because…. he should be just standing there watching like the sexy cocky pain in the butt you love, come help.

but you know he wants you to ASK. and all you wanna do is wipe that cocky sexy grin off his face. but first… you need his help. 

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Niall for Billboard

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seriously.. this doesn’t make anyone think of wedding day niall? maybe getting ready before the wedding. Goes to get some air. the quiet before the rest of his life. Maybe bobby or willie (who i think would be his best man) goes to meet him and bring him his jacket. 

“ready?” 

And nail would turn and he’d get that full beaming smile. The one that spreads from ear to eat and it even shows that he has that one little dimple that pops out once in a blue moon. And he’d look at them, then down to his jacket and nod. “Absolutely. Never been more ready for anything in my life” 

he’d slip on his jacket, they’d engaged in a bit of a prolonged hug before heading back inside or to wherever they’re about to have the ceremony.  But, niall is still a bit fidgety. He’s still clenching his fist and and messing with things, chewing on the side of his thumb. He’d ask Willie about 20 times if she’s there yet.  Then he’d finally see the minster come out and someone telling everyone to take their seats. He’d be holding his breath in anticipation, knowing his bride, the woman he loves most is about to appear. 

He’d watch as the rest of the bridal party come down the aisle. Maybe Ruby winston clenching theo’s hand as they walk slowly down the aisle. 

Then finally the moment he’s been waiting for. The woman he’s pledged to spend forever with. The woman he loves with every cell in his body. He is so ready to be her husband and spend every second of every day trying to make her as happy as she makes him. Loving her with as much steadfast passion and compassion as she has always shown him. He’s more than ready to be her husband. 

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Would you get in trouble with tumblr if I ask for nini bulge tonight? Just for research purposes only😂😂😂

hahahahah no idea but here:

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I don’t want to joke about Niall’s back especially since it sounds like he’s hurt and recovery is slow.

But, can I assume the hurt back is a sex injury? Because the thoughts in my head… 😏😏😏

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Wow. This is rude. Delicious… but rude.

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Controversial Opinion

After much insight, deep research and thought, i have come to the very controversial opinion that Niall’s current stylist must be put on temporary leave or fired. 

He needs to go back to the fitted pants that are perfectly tailored and accentuate his perfect and best ASSet. 

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 

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How dare I say something so controversial and yet so true.

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Niall via robbiekeane’s instagram story 06/16/19

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Thank you for your master list, think I’ve read through it twice this week. you’re right, I’m just upset and sad about things. I think dad Niall and husband Niall are always great. What about if his missus was pregnant? Would he want to go to the baby shower or be okay with it being girls only?

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT DAD NIALL? Dad Niall is my favorite Niall! Okay. Soooo sit down, sit back and enjoy the ride you just put me on!

I think when the time comes for Niall to be a dad he is almost obsessive and needs to be in control of soo soo many things. I feel like a baby shower would be absolutely no different on the list of what Niall is doing.

We already know Niall goes above and beyond with the details. (Those Horan & Rose charity events are whoa!) We also know that Niall has soo soo soo many friends that would want to celebrate the soon to be parents. So yes, I do think that he would make sure that it was an absolutely spectacular event, that he would work with his mother in law or his wife’s best friend/sister to surprise his wife. I feel like it would be co-ed, but also lean more towards family, and shared friends or her friends. It wouldn’t be a rowdy event. Beautiful, special, alll about his wife and their baby.

We also know that Niall is very socially aware of the fiscal privilege that he has. So I think there would be a no-gift rule. They would request a donation to a charity and if anyone did bring a gift (unless it was something super sentimental) it would be donated to a charity. The only exception would be a book, a baby book that has a personal inscription on the inside.

Now for a theme? Let me indulge and live out my own baby shower fantasy. It would be a storybook baby shower. (Personalized Book make sense now?) Im talking like, Have to enter the party through a wardrobe like from The lion, the witch and the wardrobe where there is everything storybook themed. talking about how “a new chapter begins…” maybe a garden-like beautiful display. Books with flowers on top centerpieces.

Bookmark looking place cards or menu.

Little themed areas and drinks… from mother goose stories. To a play on “if you give a mouse a cookie..” dessert.

Peter rabbit and the hungry little caterpillar mixed in.

All the baby book themed beautifully done paradise. And every detail would be perfect and it would be exquisite. And Niall would be worried about everything being just ~perfect he would absolutely just love how choked up ans bashful his wife became knowing how many people came together to send love to them & their little one. And she would probably feel bad for all those moments she thought he was just ignoring her or running away because she was irritable.

And while Niall is an absolute nervous wreck about becoming a dad, everything would be worth it when he saw how happy his wife is and how many wonderful people their baby will have.