@i-cant-believe-its-not-aloy I couldn't let this vanish into the tags, you made my chest hurt with how hard I laughed

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@i-cant-believe-its-not-aloy I couldn't let this vanish into the tags, you made my chest hurt with how hard I laughed
Instagram share button looks like a Focus ngl
Of course I think that Stemmur is a bard! Thank you so much @maelove21 and @tiredbutthrivingfaequeen for your help!
Yo hear me out
The Oseram are dwarves. Most of them have beards. They drink a lot. Swing big hammers. Good at metalworking and smithing.
The Carja are elves. Swanning around in their silks and living on a mesa above everyone else.
The Nora are hobbits. They don’t like going anywhere and stay in their lane. Not fond of visitors.
osHIT HE HAS A GUN!!
so. First, I wanted to recreate well known movie posters but that somehow turned into awkward couple poses. That and pick some characters from the most serious tribe and make them go he-he
The Horizon games are like “so to get by mount to the location you wanna go you have two paths, it’s either a trail monitored by three giant Fuck You And Your Whole Family birds who will inevitably see and attack you or the other one where the Eat Shit And Die cat on steroids will also inevitably see you and possibly attack you”
sylens talking about his time with the eclipse
Elisabet explaining to Ted's peanut brain that in a nutshell Zero Dawn is him finding out, 2064 colorized
aloy: why are you like this?
nil: * kills somebody * why aren’t you?
Yester day i was making many memes and I was freaking having fun. As a big fan of Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West I can't don't post anything about this great videogame duology.
You can reblog if you like it.
Hunter's Lodge Hunter: You need stealth and patience to kill a stalker
Aloy banging pots and pans and purposefully setting off mines: Here kitty, kitty! Pspspsps come get a mouthful of grenades you big, dumb cat!
I really don’t know what to call this
enters different biome: changes aloy's outfit
enters different biome: changes aloy's outfit
enters different biome: changes aloy's outfit
enters differen-
Poor Varl is seeing double...
I need every Horizon Zero Dawn/ Frozen wilds women like NOW
I am slowly making my way to 100 percenting everything in the game and broooooooooo every woman is so pretty. Aloy, Ourea, Ikrie, Petra, Talanah. And the list goes on 🤤🤤
Aloy after coming out of her lifelong banishment to find out about the Red Raids
Erend: what, you live under a rock or something?
Aloy: yeah