[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[gelphienation]

My biggest lesson for the year is that if you feel like you always have more questions than other people or it takes you longer to figure things out it could be because you’re thinking of things that never occurred to people. You’re like “well I’m not very good at 4d chess I only know basic beginner moves” and there are people that are just playing regular 3d normal chess but a million times more confidently and successfully in complete blissful ignorance that there’s an entire other dimension of chess to be played

[gelphienation]

The irony of this is that there’s no way to figure this out without being subjected to group work with a lot of people who can only play 3d or even 2d chess. And a lot of the time that means experiencing the consequences of selling yourself short. it’s like that xkcd meme

[gelphienation]

This is genuinely how I’ve been going through life but about stuff like sending emails

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[teathattast]

[thestorieswesay]

god it's all so true

[bunjywunjy]

the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ALL OUR FIESTAWARE PLACE SETTINGS" (2008), LAURENFDOT

[mashpotatoe]

okay but his self sacrifice did nothing to help the villagers he just wanted to die in glory

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[segamascott]

[aanglican]

world heritage post: avatar femslash fans on livejournal discussing the possibility of a lesbian or bi lead in the legend of korra in 2010, 2 years before the series first aired. four years later, korra and asami walked into the spirit world together holding hands.

happy korrasami day!

[caecilius-est-pater]

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

[miseria-fortes-viros]

listen, okay, i get what you’re saying but the hunger games are REALLY important for the country’s economy. they generate more revenue in just a few weeks than all of the districts do in like, six entire months. AND they’re an integral part of our culture. not just the capitol! the districts rely on the games too. we can’t just ABOLISH them. that’s CRAZY. but of course i support trans rights! they should have the right to put their names in and showcase their courage and bravery as their PREFERRED gender. but it’s funny you brought that up because i’m actually starting a petition to introduce a nonbinary category as well! tributes shouldn’t be required to align with arbitrary sex characteristics in order to compete. i mean, it’s 2316! i know the districts aren’t as advanced as we are here in the capitol, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be encouraging gender diversity. i’ll take the signatures to the city offices once i have enough. honestly, i have high hopes! the local lgbt community is sure to support it. plus, i mean, why would anyone be against it, really? just think! we could have THREE tributes from each district instead of just two. imagine the economical impact of twelve extra tributes every year! wouldn’t that be something! what do you think? will you sign?

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[the-evil-skull]

The cool thing about death note is you could feasibly explain the basic premise of it like the mechanics of the note and also L and lights weird homoerotic shit and you would have a pretty good idea of what the entire plot is like without ever having to explain the terrifying floating clown monster

[aggot]

the guy who wrote greek mythology