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juno, in my late 20s (she/her)

[laneichy]

GIRL WHAT?!

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[boringkate]

It must be a rough time for actual tgirl siblings in actually incestuous relationships. Like anyone you talk to about it will give you a high five, but they'll all be humoring you. They'll assume you're just role playing incest like all the other tgirls that say they fuck their sisters. Stolen valor.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[aesungaia]

Upgrades

[opendirectories]

[bigsharter666]

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

[dragongirlsnout]

It's always a fascinating instance of transmisogyny in how everyone from the "useful idiot trans person throwing their sisters under the bus" to "openly genocidal vocal transphobe" will whip out waterlogged screenshots of at most mildly controversial blog posts whenever the discussion of transmisogynistic bans comes back around as if the concept of tumblr having a universally-applied "one Problematic Post and you're gone forever" system isn't a) batshit insane and b) unequivocally not true for literally any other groups aside from transmisoginised and racialised users.

[dragongirlsnout]

*Most smug tumblr user voice possible* "Of course X got banned, she believed that children are people!" So how come that's a one-strike-and-you're-dead-offense and sending people gore and rape threats isn't?

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

after posting about someone who was sending me harassment asks and DMing me stolen nudes of trans women, gore, etc a bunch of people spoke up because they were getting the same. that account stayed up for another 2 or 3 months despite dozens of reports.

but sure, she was banned for having a nuanced understanding of power dynamics that makes you feel yucky. I buy that.

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[estrogirlie]

i’m pregnant with a poast <3 it’s yours <3

[parisetya]

You cant see me

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[parisetya]

shark seg

[parisetya]

shark seg

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.